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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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I have a small list of resolutions...
1. I am going to throw away anything that I have not used in 6 months. (Toys stay, BF out.) LOL
2. I am going to practice a little less tact. I am going to let people know what I am thinking more often
even if it means taking a few people out at the knees....tired of being stepped on all the time.
2b. The boss' wife has no idea what kind of horrible year is in store for her...
3. I am going to hoard my money like a grumpy old mountain hermit until I have enough to run away to
a warmer place. (I am thinking the Bermuda Triangle...No one will find me there!)

Basically I am going to become a rich super bitch with an empty house. *Sigh*[-o<
This is one of those videos where at first you think, "Yep, that is my mom alright." Then you slowly start to shrink in your chair when you realize..."OMG!! I HAVE turned into my mother!!"
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I'll write scripts for all of you. Follow the directions and drink at least 3 a day.


And on the days we have to work we should double that right?


Of course we should!
I can't swallow as well...A little history as to why: Women, have you ever had a man force you to give him a blow job? This happened to me at a very young age. It was the most awful experience of my life and I was incredibly sick afterwards. The taste, the smell...I could not get rid of it. Yeah, go ahead and think that cum does not smell, men...it does. I have gradually worked my way up to being able to perform the act, and pretty well, I am told...But he has to stop in time. He can finish out in another warm and waiting spot. And what could be so bad about finishing in another spot? An orgasm is an orgasm, no matter how you get it: Be that manually, vaginally, anal, blow up doll...You got what you wanted. Have a coke and a smile and thank her for putting up with you.
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Tell us what you liked most about it.


Eva Mendes....... need I say more??





That'll do it...
Things people do when they get bored at work. LOL
It's neat, though.
OH, ORION, NOOOO!!!!! My friends torment me with that song on a regular basis. It makes me crazy just because once you hear it, it is in there FOREVER!!! Revenge...I will have it! Be ready!!

Cute cartoon btw...
Yes, it would not be as satisfying to fudge the numbers...We will just have to keep trying.
How about January 25th? Nothing exciting ever happens on January 25th.
Yeah...Is that a tattoo of a Lil Birdie? LOL Mmmm....Now THAT'S my kind of girl!!