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Rare 20 th century colloquialism for penis
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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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I got the gift of insanity for Christmas...This is what happens when you have 9 people in the house. At least we are down from 13...
Wanted: Someone with a vacant rock for me to hide under...
Oh yeah, as far as presents go, I can now start my car from the couch. It's just too bad that the day after Christmas the heater in my car quit working so it is pretty much useless. But I do think it will be quite fun to sit and play with the buttons, since it works the headlights, car horn, and also has a panic button. Can't wait for the neighbor's cats to come back and sleep on my car now....
Wanted: Someone with a vacant rock for me to hide under...
Oh yeah, as far as presents go, I can now start my car from the couch. It's just too bad that the day after Christmas the heater in my car quit working so it is pretty much useless. But I do think it will be quite fun to sit and play with the buttons, since it works the headlights, car horn, and also has a panic button. Can't wait for the neighbor's cats to come back and sleep on my car now....
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I can tell you for sure what it is like to find your parent's toys after they are gone...After my mom was gone my aunt told me to get in the closet and look for some paperwork. I reached up and pulled a purse off of the shelf in the closet and out fell a dildo that landed right at my feet! I didn't know what to say or think! First good laugh I had after she was gone....
