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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
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Good story. Let us all know if/when you turn it into a larger story so we can all go read it.
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Quote by Lil_Birdie
Ohhh...that's why you are Merry. C'mon ladies...Party with the firemen at Merry's house!!

Except for you Mickey...you stay home...


See...I invited everyone...Well, almost everyone. But I DID invite all the ladies to come play with the firemen.
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Here is some interesting info...In my town, two people could go to the movies, get popcorn and a drink, and do all for $20....
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Those dogs are fighters, now! They run a long way while on fire! LOL
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No one is going to say

" new meaning to Rosie Palm and the 5 nieces"

Bat


The thought had crossed my mind, but I knew if I waited that one of you guys would do it for me...LOL
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What Mickey? Why would I be afraid of something that I can squish?
Now put your underoo's on and go back to bed...It's past your bedtime....
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Ohhh...that's why you are Merry. C'mon ladies...Party with the firemen at Merry's house!!

Except for you Mickey...you stay home...
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Hmmm....I'm sure we can work something out. I will take #2 first...And both at the same time? Am I invited to that party? LOL
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That's funny Susan! I always wonder what my cat is thinking when he stares at me the way he does sometimes...Like he is trying to send me some telepathic message or something...This explains it all. LOL
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Quote by roccotool


Hey Rocco,

Is that a sword? Can you get her to move it?


Whatcha gonna do, Fireman? Show her your little hose? She would cut you in half! Ninjas are to tough for Mickey Mouse!! LMAO
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Isn't it cute, Chef?!?!? LMAO!!!


That video is funny as hell! I would throw something out the window at them..
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OMG!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!

Big breath....Okay, I'm all better now...

I choose fireman #2, btw...

Except it's too late for you Mickey!!
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Really, Fireman. You have the WORLD WIDE WEB right there in front of you...with billions upon billions of pictures and you choose....OMG, I can't even say it....LMAO...

When you could have chose this...




Or maybe this...




Or even this...






But now you are forever tainted with the image of Mickey Mouse and his weee, little fire hose!! HAHAHA!!!
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I agree...Santa Number 1, please....Mmmm. Wonder if he will give me a candy cane....
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Fireman...Mickey Mouse? Seriously? After all the big boy talk....you choose Mickey Mouse!?!? OMG!! I am laughing so hard I can hardly type!! Awww...What a cute, little fire hose!! LMAO
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Okay, fine...I will be good.


Besides it looks like you are busy trying to get Pam on her knees anyway. LOL


Noooo....I was merely giving her direction....But I was giving you DIRECT ORDERS!!


Keep it up Birdie and I am going to have to use Zafia's whip on you. LOL


You will have to pry it from my fingers first....
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Quote by Susan
Quote by Lil_Birdie
Okay, fine...I will be good.


Besides it looks like you are busy trying to get Pam on her knees anyway. LOL


Noooo....I was merely giving her direction....But I was giving you DIRECT ORDERS!!
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