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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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Ahhh...Duct Tape. I knew it could fix anything!!

Could someone please hand me a tissue? I'm crying again.....LOL
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Okay...I can't find it online. Wonder if it really does work? If so, I will do it and you will all get pictures!
(evil giggle goes here)
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If you want a good laugh...call this number

It's just a recording but it is funny as hell! It's the perfect number to pass out at the bar when you don't want to give out your real phone number.

Here is another one It's the psyco hotline.
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Oh...I was thinking of a company holiday party coming up and how it would be so GREAT to get the waitress to serve a round of that to every guy at the table!!! Talk about a Kodak moment!!!
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Oh, I see. So it went something like this...You opened it up and said..."Look at those shoes!!! Hmmm...not a very good picture of them, is it? Oh, look at the kitty!!" LMAO
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What? Oh, yes....anything for......WOW...that new avitar of yours is SUCH a distraction!! LOL
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Oh, I just had an evil afterthought....Hmmm....does that really work? LOL
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That is a nice theory Zaf...except I don't really KNOW...I am actually computer stupid and all victories I have with them are completley accidental....LOL

But even by accident I seem to be more qualified than that guy....
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None of the above...lol

I just didn't expect Zaf to notice that there was a cat in the pic when there is a pair of shoes like
that to distract her! hehe
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I LOVE Halloween, too!!

I like the bleeding taper candles...That's cool!
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I would filter it all out for you....being the little slave hostess that I am...lol
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Hmmm....I totally expected a different comment about that pic from you, Zaf.....lol
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I know exactly what you mean Chef...I am totally exhausted. Plus I have been working every day for the past 13 days and wont get a day off until next weekend....ugh....

To find the interview you just click on Sex stories home...and it is on the right side of the screen under the list of top authors in a light blue box that says author spotlight.
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Yeah! Exactly like a disco ball!! I could just hear my doctor now..."Dim the lights! Let's Dance!"

Thanks Zaf! Glad to be back...no thanks to the internet guy....lol
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I just think it is cute is all....LOL Don't think I am crazy....
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Awww, Chef....If I was in Texas I would help you hunt down the jackass who stole your DVDs so we could torture him...Indiana is quite a distance from Texas. I think I would rather be there...It's COLD here!!!

But I am glad to see that everyone is back. Even ASP is back!

Yes, Zaf...let's toast! I will just go to my basement and crack open another bottle of wine....
Hey, I am having a bonfire/ new house/ wine party at the end of October. Everyone is invited!!! Someone bring a cork screw...
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WOW...Could you imagine? I mean, doctors use that super bright light when they do that...wonder if the reflection of all that light made him squint...LOL
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