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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana

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No...No salad. Just a bottle of chocolate syrup, some whip cream, and some hand cuffs....
Only Tech gets to see muh butt.




Ummm... I didn't ask to see your butt....
15 weeks talking on the phone to sex sites? That man must be exhausted!! And have carpal tunnel by now...
Dylan says the winner won't necessarily be the highest bidder. "I want someone with chemistry. We'll take bids until I find a suitor I'm happy with.”

There is her first mistake...Trying to find a man she will be happy with who also has lots of money.
WHAT?!?!? No pictures of him doing the dishes?

But the rest of them are all great...lol
"So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time"
"If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer."
"To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing"
"If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive Better."


Funny post!
Any time Rocco... Just remember, your hands need to be covered in the same color paint as the hand prints on her ass.... I think it would be hot! lol
I think people like to mainly come to the site to read the stories, play with their bits and leave.


Lol...You know us women, when we play with our "bits" we like to have some company afterwards. The forum is kind of like after sex cuddling.
LOL It would certainly keep them occupied for a while, wouldn't it?
Oooo...You gave me an idea Rocco. Your new avitar can be your hands and Tech's new avitar could be her ass with your hand prints on it....Finger paints are fun.
Oh absolutely, we would have to see it in person. Wonder what he can do with a real piano...
I was sitting at work when I first saw that one and couldn't contain myself. I laughed so hard people were looking at me like I was crazy. But then I let them all see it, too....Might as well be crazy with good company, right?
Oh No! Struggles...What are you doing with those hand cuffs?!?!? LOL