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Birdie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Indiana
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And they smell better, too!
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Quote by BiSexlover
Well Birdie... i gotta think your wrong on that. masturbation is for phone sex or when you can't get the real thing but need the "attention".
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Well, I wasnt talking about masturbation in general. I was talking about the 1% of people who prefer it over sex.
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Quote by roccotool
If you read my stories, you can get a free Sham Wow! That's a $24.99 value. Just pay postage and handling. In fact, if you read one of them in the next 10 minutes, I'll throw in a cheap dollar-store vibrator, absolutely free!
http://www.lushstories.com/members/roccotool.aspx
Well, I read one of your stories and I have been sitting next to the front door in a slinky nighty waiting for the delivery guy AND my cheap dollar-store vibrator. Where is it? And I am gonna need the Sham Wow to clean up the mess....
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Quote by DBarclayQuote by Birdie
Oh, is this the commercial thread? Well then, you just HAVE to read my stories as well. Yeah, they have been here for a while but they have been long forgotten....
Here, take a look at my profile and stories!!
Birdie's Page
OMG You have written nothing since April .. get back to work ...
where's my big stick ..!!!
OMG You are right! Actually, I have written since then I just havent finished anything or posted them yet. But, coming soon to a lush page near you....Birdie gets thrown across the hood of a police car....with the lights on and the siren going....
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Oh, is this the commercial thread? Well then, you just HAVE to read my stories as well. Yeah, they have been here for a while but they have been long forgotten....
Here, take a look at my profile and stories!!
Birdie's Page
Here, take a look at my profile and stories!!
Birdie's Page
