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we can all take turns. and when you find it you get a cookie and a pat on the back!
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I want you (she's so heavy) - the beatles
where do you want it? (asked a question this time lol)
where do you want it? (asked a question this time lol)
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I'm afraid of mirrors. it's not a phobia i just get uncomfortable around them. A) look at me and b) in horror films people are standing by a mirror and either lean over and theres someone dead behind them, they turn into something dead, something dead pops out at them, or they lean down and when they come up something is behind them. I hate mirrors.
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Quote by Durrasch
Stillborn - Black Label Society (The acoustic version... soooooooo good)
Love Weird Al... I had to listen to Amish Paradise and White and Nerdy after reading your post, Blind.
My favourite Weird Al song is Harvey the Wonder Hamster. I know it's only 27 seconds long but whenever I start listening to an Al playlist it HAS to begin with Harvey! Harvey! Harvey the wonder hamster!
He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal,
He just runs around on his hamster wheel.
Harvey! Harvey! Harvey the wonder Hamster!!!!!
HEY HARVEY!!
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Quote by nicolaQuote by Jason_NYC
Nicola:
Do you know what percent of page views go to stories?
I think about 20-25%. It is the most bookmarked category, so stories in there often get a massive amount of views and votes compared to others.
Given gthat there are 25 different categories, for one of the " " categories to pull in a 14% market share is pretty significant.
Not really, lots of the categories hardly have any entries whatsoever, Love Stories, Novels, Poems, Toys, Exhbitionism.
I'm disappointed that novels don't have that many, I enjoy a really long engaging story sometimes.
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I love star wars as well. Greatest movie franchise ever (for me)
But I was gonna go to Toche station to pick up some power converters! - Luke
But I was gonna go to Toche station to pick up some power converters! - Luke
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.....few things get my blood boiling, and accusing me of being a dirty trekkie is one of them lol. Stuart loves star trek so much he had his ears sewn to a point to be more like spock, he shows no emotion and when asked about his background he weeps about his "planet" being destroyed.
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stuart can't spell.... no wait this is a thread about posting groundless lies...... uhhhhhmmmmm..... stu has webbed feet, secretly his mother is a duck.
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Quote by ZafiaQuote by Lil_BirdieThis is an interesting concept...
I dont think I have a gspot so I cant help you here. LOL
I'm great at finding things.....
If Zaf can't help I doubt anyone can, but I could give it a try ;)
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rxtales doesnt mind though as she takes over where zafia left off (all if this is just sounding better and better for me)
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ali ONLY showers with zaf, on the odd occasion zaf isn't around she just skips it, sometimes she's gone days without showering.
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Quote by OrionTat
"have fun storming the castle"
"think it'll work?"
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Quote by Loislane
Mine are all from kevin smith movies
My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels
K My friends and I had this (among many) discussions at our star wars movie.... marathon...... yeah im a nerd so what of it.
Oh and the Dogma quote was fucking hilarious
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Wicked shads new job is both dressing and undressing stu when he's done performing, and then helping him into a shower.
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"I gotta jar of diiirrt, I gotta jar of diiirt, and guess whats insiiide iiit!" lol POTC
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Quote by chefkathleen
"I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead"
I think it was from The Spirit, which we just saw. Hated the movie though.
It is from the Spirit. It's from when He's fighting Sam L Jackson, although that movie was super super super weird I loved it.
Especially since theres an unexplained scene where SLJ and Scarlette Johanson are wearing Nazi outfits. I couldn't stop laughing.
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Quote by relaxandrelease
Preditor: "I ain't got time to bleed."
I know it's cheezy, but I'll use this in conversation one day.
OMG YES jesse the body ventura. Just watched that movie again actually
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Quote by relaxandrelease
Blindfold went through his younger life with a blindfold on all the time as the result of a radioactive accident that left him with eyes that would shoot lasers out automatically when he opened them, which is why he wears the sunglasses in an obvioulsy dark room.
actually its just a macbook picture thing, it creates that image, really its quite bright.
relaxandrelease can't actually see colours. his light spectrum is so vague that all he sees are the two extremes of colour, black and white. he got this way after a radioactive dog nutted on him as a child.... (there was no nice way to put that)
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an easy way, (this helped me) is to get him to hold out his left hand in front of himself. Get him to touch his index to his thumb thus making a circle like he was giving the okay sign. This represents your vagina. next get him to insert his fingers into said hole until they are at this second knuckle. Then get him to press up on his hand. Voila. G spot. If he doesn't get it after this, it isn't your fault.
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When stu grew up his parents were too poor to afford multiple beds, as such they added additions to what they called the "main bed" or the house bed with sheets of plywood and duct tape
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Quote by steffanie
Teen Brother
I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. He had just turned 16, it was his birthday. His cock was the biggest I'd ever seen, at least 9 inches and I wasn't sure I'd be able to fit it all in.
"Fuck me harder" I screamed, taking his huge manhood.
"I'm cummmming"
"ooooooohhhhh"
His cum splashed against my cervix. I licked my lips greedily and I came eleven times.
The End
Part 2 cumming soon....
That's better.
Fixed it lol
Was thinking of some more and came up with that
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Great quotes so far guys, I especially appreciated the Big Labowski and Pulp Fiction quotes.
You should post the most far out quotes and let people guess what movie they're from lol
You should post the most far out quotes and let people guess what movie they're from lol