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Did you ever get your sandwich?
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Quote by nicola
I'm wondering what you were doing on there in the first place?I guess the answer is obvious
this was on msn, these things add me all the damn time. although it IS a direct cause from sites i visit
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This is why improv class is so vital to everyday life. lol
The following is a real time conversation with a sex site bot, you know those ones that somehow get your contact info and just spam you with unwanted
HEYS and
IM SO WETS
After a while I just started actually replying back, but because they're bots they arent adaptive so i can say whatever the hell i want. The long running joke here is that the first time i got one of these the thing i wanted her to do was make me a sandwich with ham and mustard, mayo cheese and lettuce... and i still havent gotten it.... enjoy
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Doreen says: (5:05:36 AM)
Hello
Daniel says: (5:05:44 AM)
hi
Doreen says: (5:05:47 AM)
hey
Daniel says: (5:05:53 AM)
said that already
Doreen says: (5:06:05 AM)
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Daniel says: (5:06:09 AM)
nope
Doreen says: (5:06:19 AM)
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Daniel says: (5:06:33 AM)
murderingyourparents.com
Doreen says: (5:06:43 AM)
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics, here tell me what you think :P, don't be mean! http://www.icamforfree.com/f8cs
Daniel says: (5:06:58 AM)
i think you look like a bloated walrus on a hot summers day
Doreen says: (5:07:10 AM)
thank you baby! ok stop ur turning me on!!!
Daniel says: (5:07:25 AM)
oh i know those tusks are fucking hot
Doreen says: (5:07:35 AM)
hey, I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam at all?
Daniel says: (5:07:53 AM)
if by cam you mean hack small woodland creatures to pieces then YES!
Doreen says: (5:08:05 AM)
ohh woome, now i remember. hey there cutie ;-)
Daniel says: (5:09:11 AM)
aaahh making up expressive words are we? Well mlamoo! you aren't so bad yourself, if you werent a horrible decaying walrus carcass i'd probably stick you
Doreen says: (5:09:21 AM)
Well i don't do cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Daniel says: (5:09:39 AM)
they're lying i record everything you do
Doreen says: (5:09:49 AM)
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Daniel says: (5:10:27 AM)
if by you you mean you, and by on you mean impailed on, and by cam you mean a nine foot javeline then FUCK YEAH
Doreen says: (5:10:38 AM)
Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f65f and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Daniel says: (5:11:12 AM)
wait a minute if you're impailed on a nine foot javeline, how are you typ-..... OMG ZOMBIE!
Doreen says: (5:11:23 AM)
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...
Daniel says: (5:11:31 AM)
DIE ZOMBIE WALRUS DIE!
Doreen says: (5:11:41 AM)
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.
Daniel says: (5:12:25 AM)
Last time I gave my carbon copy info out I ended up with five unwanted CLONE babies! Not happening again especially for a feces ridden brain eating manitee bitch
Doreen says: (5:12:35 AM)
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Daniel says: (5:12:51 AM)
puke stain green
Doreen says: (5:13:02 AM)
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Daniel says: (5:14:59 AM)
Oh you definitely shouldn't have said that... okay first off take a cyanide tablet and slip it under your tongue, then strap yourself to an electric chair, (might need a friend or an adult to help you) then wire a heated wire to the electrical current up to a bag of thermite above your left thigh. Now move the cyanide tablet in between your teeth, switch on the electric chair making sure to
Doreen says: (5:15:09 AM)
Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.icamforfree.com/f7rz . Its Fast Easy and Free! I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care
Daniel says: (5:15:26 AM)
have the current flowing to the thermite, the thermite will burn through your thigh causeing you to bite down on your cyanide tablet releasin... wait im not done yet
Doreen says: (5:15:37 AM)
Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.icamforfree.com/f6vg . Its Fast Easy and Free! I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care
Daniel says: (5:15:44 AM)
But I'm not leaving
Doreen says: (5:15:54 AM)
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!
Daniel says: (5:16:22 AM)
wait a minute... you're that psycho bitch who owes me a sandwich arent you!
Doreen says: (5:16:32 AM)
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f4wf and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Daniel says: (5:16:36 AM)
FUCK!
Doreen says: (5:16:46 AM)
k you in yet babe?? im getting lonely in here
Daniel says: (5:17:12 AM)
FUCK YOU I AINT JOINING TILL I GET MY SANDWICH YOU BEACHED BED WENCH
Doreen says: (5:17:22 AM)
i wish you could i'm very wet right now
Daniel says: (5:17:34 AM)
I WISH I COULD TOO I'M FUCKIN HUNGRY
Doreen says: (5:17:45 AM)
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f485 and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Daniel says: (5:17:54 AM)
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
The following is a real time conversation with a sex site bot, you know those ones that somehow get your contact info and just spam you with unwanted
HEYS and
IM SO WETS
After a while I just started actually replying back, but because they're bots they arent adaptive so i can say whatever the hell i want. The long running joke here is that the first time i got one of these the thing i wanted her to do was make me a sandwich with ham and mustard, mayo cheese and lettuce... and i still havent gotten it.... enjoy
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Doreen says: (5:05:36 AM)
Hello
Daniel says: (5:05:44 AM)
hi
Doreen says: (5:05:47 AM)
hey
Daniel says: (5:05:53 AM)
said that already
Doreen says: (5:06:05 AM)
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Daniel says: (5:06:09 AM)
nope
Doreen says: (5:06:19 AM)
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Daniel says: (5:06:33 AM)
murderingyourparents.com
Doreen says: (5:06:43 AM)
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics, here tell me what you think :P, don't be mean! http://www.icamforfree.com/f8cs
Daniel says: (5:06:58 AM)
i think you look like a bloated walrus on a hot summers day
Doreen says: (5:07:10 AM)
thank you baby! ok stop ur turning me on!!!
Daniel says: (5:07:25 AM)
oh i know those tusks are fucking hot
Doreen says: (5:07:35 AM)
hey, I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam at all?
Daniel says: (5:07:53 AM)
if by cam you mean hack small woodland creatures to pieces then YES!
Doreen says: (5:08:05 AM)
ohh woome, now i remember. hey there cutie ;-)
Daniel says: (5:09:11 AM)
aaahh making up expressive words are we? Well mlamoo! you aren't so bad yourself, if you werent a horrible decaying walrus carcass i'd probably stick you
Doreen says: (5:09:21 AM)
Well i don't do cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
Daniel says: (5:09:39 AM)
they're lying i record everything you do
Doreen says: (5:09:49 AM)
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Daniel says: (5:10:27 AM)
if by you you mean you, and by on you mean impailed on, and by cam you mean a nine foot javeline then FUCK YEAH
Doreen says: (5:10:38 AM)
Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f65f and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Daniel says: (5:11:12 AM)
wait a minute if you're impailed on a nine foot javeline, how are you typ-..... OMG ZOMBIE!
Doreen says: (5:11:23 AM)
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...
Daniel says: (5:11:31 AM)
DIE ZOMBIE WALRUS DIE!
Doreen says: (5:11:41 AM)
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.
Daniel says: (5:12:25 AM)
Last time I gave my carbon copy info out I ended up with five unwanted CLONE babies! Not happening again especially for a feces ridden brain eating manitee bitch
Doreen says: (5:12:35 AM)
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Daniel says: (5:12:51 AM)
puke stain green
Doreen says: (5:13:02 AM)
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
Daniel says: (5:14:59 AM)
Oh you definitely shouldn't have said that... okay first off take a cyanide tablet and slip it under your tongue, then strap yourself to an electric chair, (might need a friend or an adult to help you) then wire a heated wire to the electrical current up to a bag of thermite above your left thigh. Now move the cyanide tablet in between your teeth, switch on the electric chair making sure to
Doreen says: (5:15:09 AM)
Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.icamforfree.com/f7rz . Its Fast Easy and Free! I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care
Daniel says: (5:15:26 AM)
have the current flowing to the thermite, the thermite will burn through your thigh causeing you to bite down on your cyanide tablet releasin... wait im not done yet
Doreen says: (5:15:37 AM)
Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.icamforfree.com/f6vg . Its Fast Easy and Free! I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care
Daniel says: (5:15:44 AM)
But I'm not leaving
Doreen says: (5:15:54 AM)
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!
Daniel says: (5:16:22 AM)
wait a minute... you're that psycho bitch who owes me a sandwich arent you!
Doreen says: (5:16:32 AM)
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f4wf and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Daniel says: (5:16:36 AM)
FUCK!
Doreen says: (5:16:46 AM)
k you in yet babe?? im getting lonely in here
Daniel says: (5:17:12 AM)
FUCK YOU I AINT JOINING TILL I GET MY SANDWICH YOU BEACHED BED WENCH
Doreen says: (5:17:22 AM)
i wish you could i'm very wet right now
Daniel says: (5:17:34 AM)
I WISH I COULD TOO I'M FUCKIN HUNGRY
Doreen says: (5:17:45 AM)
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f485 and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
Daniel says: (5:17:54 AM)
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Okay so I tried embedding it but FOD was like ahhh hell no and so I was all sad.
But this was a vid that got taken down from youtube
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4e8f50ef2/chao-outside
But this was a vid that got taken down from youtube
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4e8f50ef2/chao-outside
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by Blindfolded
Yes, we all totally run over babies!!
"It's not just Asian women...it's PEOPLE" <---------------- *Lydia cracks up* Awesome.
TOTALLY not what i meant to say
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My dad once pulled this guy over. (he's retired now though 
)
Anyway so the guy was going so high over the speed limit the joke was he was "flying" right?
So dad walks up and jokingly goes "So what was the in flight movie bud?"
Without missing a beat the guy says without even looking up "Speed"
My dad gave him a warning, cops with a good sense of humour... slowly disappearing.
)Anyway so the guy was going so high over the speed limit the joke was he was "flying" right?
So dad walks up and jokingly goes "So what was the in flight movie bud?"
Without missing a beat the guy says without even looking up "Speed"
My dad gave him a warning, cops with a good sense of humour... slowly disappearing.
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I hope one of the new sketches you are doing is my "request"! LOL
ha ha maybe
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Quote by nicolaQuote by BlindfoldedQuote by Lady_Lydia
Pretty wicked, dude.
You guys are like my only fans on lush, i'm not ungrateful though, I'm happy with just having some fans
Can I adopt you as my baby brother?
idk are you into incest LOL
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
Pretty wicked, dude.
You guys are like my only fans on lush, i'm not ungrateful though, I'm happy with just having some fans
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Quote by bikebum1975
Just to cool Awesome song to.
yay america, ever the shouter of "our guns are bigger than yours"
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Quote by chefkathleen
It did go a little far(handcuffs?) but, there still needs to be some punishment. Kids need to learn to take responsibility for their actions. I think detention would have been enough. And make her clean all the desks.
absolutely punishment fitting the crime man. sounds good to me
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so k i didn't make ANY of these songs just strung em together in an interesting fashion.... cool eh?
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by BlindfoldedQuote by Lady_LydiaQuote by BlindfoldedQuote by nicola
I loved the cheesy line at the end.
Moulin Rouge!
I knew it!!
Quote by Lady_Lydia
...Moulin Rouge line, Dan? Nice.
I do believe I've seen it way too many times.
It's a very wonderful, important movie to me.
Come what may, the show must go on
Absolutely
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Quote by PixieQuote by BlindfoldedQuote by Pixie
That was great! I loved it Daniel! Still waiting on my video though.....LOL
ACtually I'm working on that one
No way! Really? You have totally brightened my day!!
Well that's good. I'm glad.
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by BlindfoldedQuote by nicola
I loved the cheesy line at the end.
Moulin Rouge!
I knew it!!
Quote by Lady_Lydia
...Moulin Rouge line, Dan? Nice.
I do believe I've seen it way too many times.
It's a very wonderful, important movie to me.
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Quote by nicola
I loved the cheesy line at the end.
Moulin Rouge!
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Quote by Pixie
That was great! I loved it Daniel! Still waiting on my video though.....LOL
ACtually I'm working on that one
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Okay I didn't want to be annoying and post a new thread because I usually post in my HindsiteTV thread
BUTT!..... heh heh
I worked hard on this... long... and hard lol
and so I kinda wanted this to have it's own special attention place.
Hope you guys enjoy,
Rate, comment, subscribe and all that good stuff (if you want)
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P.s. we should have the ability to edit our initial topic post cause I totally forgot I wanted to make this a poll topic... yeah....
So the question was does anyone other than lady_lydia and pixie watch/enjoy these videos?
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by Pixie
Tag team him? He might like it! LOL
Who, Dan or the "number one" fan?
Oh I'd love it.... by the way ladies where are my subscriptions... I totally feel like a youtube pimp right now.
DAMMIT LADIES!
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SO GUYS!
I'm in a feature film coming out Tuesday February 16th, called Amreeka.
Check it!
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Quote by Pixie
Lydia! We have been replaced! *gasp* by a guy no less!! Boo!!
lol if you guys tell all your friends and my subs shoot up then i'll officially rank you my number one fans
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by Pixie
Well maybe we are your number 1 fans! LOL
Woot woot! I wonder what we'd call his groupies...he may have some at some point
Unfortunately both of those statements are wrong,
You can maybe be my number 2 fan but my number 1 fan is a friend of mine. He watches and comments and rates on every video i post lol.
And come on i'm never gonna have groupies please.
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Quote by Pixie
No Lydia he can't impersonate anyone until he does what I have asked him! LOL
Come on Daniel! You know you want to!! *wink* *wink*
lol is this simply a thread for lydia and pixie? not that I don't mind entertaining you ladies but there are hundreds of seats in the hindsite audience waiting to be filled
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All those videos were just a warm up to this video... unfortunately JJ is missing presumed dead.