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Bluestars
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female
0 miles · England

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Roses are red
These are happy days
Like many of us here
My hammock swings both ways

Tho today I do fear
Naughty plans I will scupper
I just fancy a cuddle
And a good strong brewed cuppa

Xxx
For the oversexed fans of Lush
There’s little that will make them blush
When Lush goes down it makes people sad
For those who pay, especially mad
Tho the forum survived
Lieutenant Dan would say “Wow!”
Others would say ‘holy cow!’
And just like forlorn Ophelia
Floating off is a sea of lobelia
Hamlet freaked out
Did soliloquy spout
Quote by dlcalguy
She asks if she's fat
The elephant in the room
NOT the right answer



She knows she is fat
More than one elephant here
Now show her your trunk
A strapping young lover of mine
Had a dildo she’d whittled from pine
Roses are red
Bookmarks are your friend
Take you just where you want
Step aside from the trend

It’s just one small pleasure
Two fingers to the masses
Whilst we swing in the hammock
Feeling each others’ asses

See, there’s room for us all
To cuddle, feel, taste and lick
I upgraded the hammock
Since Duane painted my pic
His words were much better as prose
Carnal interests much easier to compose
But rhyming is better
It makes the girls wetter
She giggles as she reconsiders
Her laugh a series or twitters
It’s just at the pitch
“Next time,” I said, “Bring white.”
To which he replied “Alright.”
He picked out a pinot
A strapping young lover of mine
Stopped by with a bottle of wine
What happened next
When the corkscrew was flexed
A strapping young lover of mine
Stopped by with a bottle of wine
I fancied a red
Quote by dlcalguy
Check further down the ingredients list. It's 2% actual Orangutan.

Nutella - 13% nuts
DLCALGUY - 100% nuts

Just sayin’ ;)
Roses are red
My five hundredth post
Fun that it’s here
As I like this thread most smile
A gal with a box full of toys
Brought many a lover joys
Electric or veggie
No guy could allege he
A comfortable bed is a joy
For every bad girl and boy
Firmer the better
Plastic for wetter
With room underneath for the toys

A gal with a box full of toys