Roses are red
A hug for you all
Today’s a blue day
But you can’t win them all
So cuddles and snuggles and
Hugs are of offer
To anyone else feeling ‘meh’
Arms i’ll proffer
We’ll hide out here
Watch the passing of time
Be grateful for clever folks
Chocolate and rhyme
...... and all they had was ....
Unfortunately we left the travel scrabble in the car
Jumping in for a drink and a kiss and a cuddle xxx
A crazy old man with one arm
Went bankrupt on his dairy farm
An udder disaster
He shoulda milked faster
Would like to get to know him based on his profile, nobody should feel lonely x
A person to whom size really matters
Would point at your tits and then at hers
She claimed double D
Unfortunately the day was short and dusk came quickly
:: warms hands :: well hello hello there..... shall i do the buttons or will you?
What are the colour options, are they available in mocha?
A young man with one giant ball
Exposed himself in the Town Hall
The mayor was aghast
His prime had long since passed
And he felt, in comparison, small
A person to whom size really matters