Suggest she chill and be happy, it’s better to talk than to hate xxx
Granted, but the green grass over there turns out to be AstroTurf and you soon wish you were back
I wish I was cuddling someone right now
Ask him to keep the headlights on
You want to suck my thumbs?
My girl asked if her ass was fat
No way I was gonna answer that!
I gave it a slap
Like a thunderclap
Still rippling...... should have stuck with a pat
A young man with one giant ball
Why would we do this when we could be doing that?
Where do we go when we think?
My girl asked if her ass was fat
No way I was gonna answer that!
I gave it a slap
I dance like old Fred Astaire
Which causes some people to stare
Moves so flowing
Ginger is glowing
A voluptuous maiden called Bess
Threw her bra overboard in Loch Ness
Mary Poppins was awfully rude
To that fellow who posed in the nude
She said "Don't do that, Bert"
When he whisked off her skirt
Roses are red
This plot I’ll derail
As a boob in the hand
Is worth two in the mail
As every Londoner says
"It's too fackin' 'ot, nowadays"
Do we blame climate change?
Or something more strange
Like an alien ship’s gamma rays?
Mary Poppins was awfully rude
As every Londoner says
"It's too fackin' 'ot, nowadays"
Do we blame climate change?
We have not met, but your profile is charming and I think you like to cuddle xx
Her stories would curl your toes
Just about everything goes
Drops her nicks in a flash
For a priest up her gash
Who she had round the back? Heaven knows!
As every Londoner says
Roses are red
I’m a relative noob
But even I know
Not to flash Ping a boob!
Roses are red
Lynnwitt used her head
We don’t need the floor
There’s a big comfy bed!
