I like to look like I belong with the elite even though I'm just your typical middle class housewife and mom. Life is pretty mundane most of the time, though hubby and I did manage to find ourselves in a situation that gives us a break from that monotony every so often. Let's just say that when those opportunities come around on the calendar, the rings on our fingers tend to come off and other types of accessories tend to go on.

So, if you're paying attention, yes I'm married and I have a family. I also have a job. So if I disappear, you'll understand why. To answer the question of what I'm looking for out here - an escape from the monotony between those opportunities I mentioned. I'm bi, but I prefer to chat with women online simply because most guys are only interested in a virtual blowjob or yanking themselves off to my pics (which I don't mind you doing, wink wink). Don't get me wrong, I'm not above a virtual blowjob now and then, but I like to have some virtual mental stimulation too, something that digs deeper into the psyche, or at the very least brings out the parts of me hidden deep down inside...in between those aforementioned opportunities.

And for those of you guessing...we're not swingers, at least not in the traditional sense. Our...opportunities...would fall more into a category of a 50 shades nature...