The newlyweds liked taking photos
Of themselves posing with no clothes
The pics caused quite a fuss
That is a much bigger problem on Literotica. IMHO it is fairly rare here.
There's something about a prim old maid
Secretly hoping to get laid
He offered his wife to her boss quite unknowing
That soon she'd be on her knees and blowing
She obtained a raise
More holidays
And a performance review glowing
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There was a lady from Cleveland
She enjoyed a pat on the rear
Followed by an undisguised leer
She wiggled her butt
With an erotic strut
Each time she delivered a beer
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There was a young lady from Cairo
Angel---> Angle
[I know that this is technically cheating, but I had to scramble when Pliny took my spot.]
Would love to.
BTW, welcome to Lush.