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BradCarpenter
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
United States

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Summer was quickly coming to an end
So she called on her new lady friend
They romped in the grass
Then napped ass to ass
Quote by Guest

Have you ever been to one?
Did you get a lap dance?
Would you go back?



I've been to two. Both a number of years ago.
One in Oklahoma City where there was a beautiful blonde who wore Obsession.
The other was on a golf trip where my friends tried to buy me a lap dance, but the lady misunderstood and danced for another guy in our group.

So, no lap dances.

I would not visit another. Not because I didn't enjoy those episodes, but because it would hurt my wife's feelings and I love her too much to do that to her.
Quote by mollflanders
She eyed the hunks at the pool
Their speedos would outline each tool
Brad had the biggest hammer
And the silliest yammer


Touche

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Adam opened the bedside drawer
So many sex toys to explore
Eve asked for the biggest dildo
She eyed the hunks at the pool
Their speedos would outline each tool
Brad had the biggest hammer
A shepherd was herding his flock
While daydreaming about cock
When along came Bo-Peep
Said he, no thanks I prefer sheep
She liked making love in the rain
In a bar, at a dance, on a plane
Insatiable appetite
The guys found her pussy quite right
They loved to prowl at night
Scent more important than sight
Aroused by the smell
They could certainly tell
An excited pussy without a light

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In the hills of Kentucky was a lassy
Lynn joined the girl pile
Brought to it a little style
The boys were wowed
And Lunn was proud