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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Tonight's a good night for ice cold beer poured into a frosty mug fresh from the freezer.

Cheers y'all!
Hibachi chicken & veggies on fried rice and an ice cold beer.
A slaw dog, hand cut french fries, and a chocolate milkshake.
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That's just the women's rooms. Men's bathrooms are sumptuous palaces. Butlers. Liquor. Bowling alleys. Hookers. Plates of free money. Cuz this is America.

Coffee please. 5 hours of driving today. sad


Funny, some of the most luxurious public restrooms I've been in are in some Gentleman's Clubs (strip joints for the uninformed). It is weird to have to tip the restroom manager (wearing a nice suit) every time you go in to take a leak. He does turn on the sink faucet for you to wash your hands and hand you a fresh clean towel. I've seen some extra large bathrooms that have a shoe shine guy with his chair/set-up. The drawback to those fancy bathrooms is that there is NO graffiti for entertainment and knowledgeable reading. smile

Of course, I've seen some pretty bad ones too. But those are where all the best wall limericks are found.

Bourbon on ice, and maybe a cigar... a Cuban.
Sometimes I beard, sometimes I don't. I grow a beard every winter and keep it trimmed very short. I have done it as a goatee. This time of year, in the Atlanta summer heat, I'm clean shaven and my hair is very short.
Fried shrimp, hush puppies, grilled corn-on-the-cob, tossed salad, and lemonade.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Bethany, you are awesome and I already knew it! Congratulations! You well deserve an Awesome Badge! Two thumbs up and somethin' else up too!!! smile


Mary Ann had a landing strip. Ginger was fully shaved until she had to prove that she was a real redhead and grew a crotch beard. They had a threesome with Gilligan who was hung so long that he couldn't wear shorts.

"I'm Sprite dammit! I need someone to tickle my fancy. 'Nuff said."
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If I wasn't dyslexic I would have a go myself but I know the end result would be frustrating having to correct the spelling and the missed out words and knowing some would still be missing when it was finished.


It will take more work but it's still worth the effort. Plus, if you work hard at it you'll see marked improvement in your writing skills.

I am dyslexic and one of the reasons I started writing erotica was to improve my writing skills for my career in business. As a dyslexic, you'll need a more in depth and thorough proofing system than other people. So be patient with it if you decide to jump in.

And after extensive proofing yourself, always use a set of fresh eyes to proof behind you. So make friends with someone who has a good knowledge of grammar and is a thorough reader.

It's a lot of fun.
No, but I've worn panties (knickers) on my head while playing football.
I chant in ancient Hebrew and Latin, though I have no idea how to speak those because I fuck like a man possessed.
I don't have any dildos myself but if you want to send me pictures of yours, I will name them for you.

I am so far behind on my Lush reading queue it's like depressing to think about. But I did read a few this evening and they were great.

I am having ice cold Buds in long neck bottles. I may soon do a couple of Jaegermeister chasers.

Cheers!
Fried pork chops and rice smothered in country gravy, cream corn, green beans, cornbread, and sweet tea.
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btw, i've just signed on to fight the winner, so you KNOW it's the real deal!


It's called SpriteMania Worldwide. Pay per view. A spin off HBO series will follow with Blake Lively playing Sprite. Buz will be played by Dwayne Johnson.

Warning:
Nudity
Adult Situations
Wild Sexual Content
Oil Wrestling
Adult Language

PS. It's a musical
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There is no "story". Click on one of those links you posted and watch the 3 min video and then tell if you think that it's a "credible source." Tsk, tsk. This is a great example of how fake news gets started. Somebody uploads a shaky 3 minute "interview" onto their phone, and then a bunch of of internet "journalists" jump on in and try to craft a story around it in an effort to maximize the number of 'clicks' they get before they go sit on the toilet and finish off their workday by completing the minimum number of 'tweets' that their parent company has mandated they perform each day. #deathofjournalism

Because we now live in a world where journalists (yes, even sports journalists are journalists) are judged by by how many twitter followers they have and how many clicks they can generate. So it is up to us, the consumers of such readily available information, to discern whether the sources referenced are actually credible.

Now I will applaud you for two things...

First of all, you managed to passively aggressively post 4 shitty sources as opposed to just the usual 1. Congrats.

Second, you made me feel like one of the Conor McGregor fanboys that I've been shaking my head at for the last two years. My interest in Mac has been lukewarm at best, but now I feel like I should be wearing and Irish flag as a cape and chanting "ole, ole, ole, ole,"......whatever the fook that means.


Damon, I didn't passively aggressively do anything. Take the links for what they are, vague, yes. True? Who the fuck knows? But it is something that is out there. Is it possible? Yes, wouldn't be the first time a sparring partner takes a shot at a bigger name when they notice they've let their guard down. Or who knows what?

If it is true, then McGregor should have to put a pause in his sparring schedule after suffering a concussion. If there is no pause from sparring then that should show that nothing happened.

I first saw it on Forbes. You mentioned Forbes as not being a great source for MMA news so I looked up and just added a few other link sources.

I think the fight could be great entertainment. A great chance to have a party with a bunch of friends and watch it on the flat screen while consuming large quantities of alcohol, nachos, and dip.

So maybe the promoters of the fight will 'arrange' for it to go the distance. Now I'm just being facetious.
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I'm not sure Forbes would be my go-to for mma or boxing news.....


https://www.mmamania.com/2017/7/17/15981596/report-conor-mcgregor-knocked-out-while-sparring-floyd-mayweather-fight

http://www.ballerstatus.com/2017/07/17/conor-mcgregor-reportedly-knocked-training-mayweather-fight/

http://www.complex.com/sports/2017/07/conor-mcgregor-knocked-out-while-training-for-floyd-mayweather-fight

http://nesn.com/2017/07/was-conor-mcgregor-knocked-out-in-sparring-match-as-pro-boxer-claims/


Evidently, Jesse Vargas is the source for this story. Who Knows?

Like I said, I'll pull for the Irishman. I'd love to see Mayweather get clocked. Other than being a great boxer, he's a real shitty person.
Reports are out that Conor McGregor got knocked out while sparring in a training for his match with Mayweather. Not a good sign for McGregor fans, especially considering the 14 oz. training gloves compared to the 10 oz. gloves that will be used in the real match. Maybe McGregor broke his concentration. Who knows?

I'm pulling for Irishman but not overly optimistic.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brianmazique/2017/07/17/conor-mcgregor-reportedly-knocked-out-in-sparring-for-money-fight-with-floyd-mayweather-jr/#e250e267f183
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You're welcome for Matt Adams. The Cardinals screwed the pooch when they traded him.


Well, the Braves traded Alex Woods to the Dodgers, where the former UGA Bulldog is hotter than hot, making his first All-Star Game appearance.

Jack Daniels on ice!
The Braves finally got to .500 and I wonder if they can improve or even stay at .500. It would take a lot higher percentage than that to earn a wildcard berth even though they are in 2nd place in their division.

I am having ice cold beer. Care to join me?
Since that would mean something like 3 am to 5:30 am or there abouts, Waffle House, Huddle House, Denny's or a just a few local diners that are open 24/7. If we're half naked and don't want to get out of the car, McDonalds drive-thru is open 24 hours and their breakfast biscuits are pretty decent (a lot better than their nasty burgers). Some truck-stop restaurants have some pretty good food, and they're usually open 24/7.
Happy Birthday, Nicola! I hope it's a great one!