Charlie Horse? It could be worse. It could be a Trojan Horse. And of course, there's Crazy Horse, but he is relegated to a statue being built in South Dakota.
I've been into sports/athletics most of my life. I find I get muscle cramps mostly during very hot and humid weather. Dehydration, as well as lots of exercises and physical activity, can cause cramps.
If you're not in condition, suddenly becoming physically active can cause muscle cramps. Even if you are in great physical condition you can still get cramps, especially from lots of running and bicycling.
Every so often I wake up with a very painful calf muscle cramp or worse thigh and leg biceps. In the summer mostly. Stay hydrated and eat a banana every day for potassium. Don't go getting potassium pills. That is way too much. Bananas will do the trick. In fact, you should eat fruit every day.
Do sensible stretch excercises. The one Damon pictured is a good one. That one will even help prevent plantar fasciitis which can result from sudden physical activity as well as just long time pressure on that tendon that goes from the back of your heel to underneath your foot.
Watch where you sit. Tentacles are everywhere.
To Rumpy and gang, a toast to friends, good times, and fun posts here in Rumpilations.
Jack Daniels on the rocks.
Bourbon chicken on browned rice, with grilled zuchini, carrots, and broccoli, and chilled white wine.
The crow flies south at night during the full moon as the cock crows thrice and the black armadillo races west.
Chicken marsala over angel hair noodles, a tossed green salad, and two glasses of cabernet sauvignon.
A pulled pork barbecue sandwich, potato chips, and sweet tea.
If texting back and forth with my wife about what we're going to do to each other when we get home doesn't count, then I've never cyber fucked.
Really most accents can be very sexy on the right voice tone. Anything nasally begins losing sexiness.
I usually love English accents on women. Check out Jayne33's audio stories. Yummy!
#1- George Costanza
I loved them all. Newman and David Puddy were great, and George's dad was awesome. I loved it when Elaine would get excited and punch the guys in the chest.
I wonder if 'intrigue' could be pulled off as an erotic story comp. Could be too difficult though.
Hoisting a chilled glass of cabernet savignon at y'all.
Cheers
I can't predict the winners. It's a popularity contest with the TV and Hollywood world.
I really enjoyed Westworld. I like Better Call Saul, though not quite as good as Breaking Bad.
They keep turning me down for being an extra in Atlanta. I think it's my costume. You know, a Pope hat, shirtless with football pads, a speedo, a red cape, masquerade mask, and cowboy boots.
Anthony Hopkins was outstanding in Westworld, as he always is, so I wouldn't be surprised to see him win. But I especially would like to see Jeffrey Wright win for playing Bernard in Westworld. I thought he was great. Evan Rachel Wood was great in that too.
I am addicted to The Fargo series, so would like to see that get some love. Ewan McGeregor played twin brothers, so that's a twist that usually plays big in these award shows.
And Last Week with John Oliver.
I would've liked to seen more nominations for Ray Donovan.
I have to apologize as I haven't seen more than 2 episodes ever of House of Cards. Those looked great but I just haven't had time to expand my viewing but certainly plan to go back and catch that series sometime.
This should make for some fun.
One time hanging out with friends, the subject 'high maintenance' women as in wives, fiancées, girlfriends, etc. came up. My wife made the claim that she wasn't high maintenance. I quickly disputed that, cause she sure is 'high maintenance'.
So are you high maintenance or not and why?
My wife and I lost hers in a taxi cab once. Um, actually, that's happened twice.
We've solved that problem by only going commando in taxi cabs.
Superman was out flying around as he often does, when he saw Wonder Woman spread eagle on a blanket in a field. Of course, his super cock was erect in milliseconds. He lowered his tights as he swooped down from the sky, landing between Wonder Woman's spread thighs.
After a few super thrusts, he shot his super load then jumped to his feet all proud of himself.
"How was that, Wonder Woman?"
"I don't know, Superman," she answered. "You just buttfucked The Invisible Man."
Not me, honey! I have no idea how my pecker ended up in that woman's vagina.
I highly recommend this series. It's an outstanding collaboration between Principessa and Milik. Don't just read the first story and stop but continue through the entire series. You'll find it very entertaining reading, well worth your time.