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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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I live in one of the best strip club cities in the USA. There may be 70 or more. You can find all levels up to the very exclusive ones that have Penthouse Pets and Playboy Centerfolds either as regular dancers or as special appearance dancers. Many of the most famous female pornstars tour the country dancing and Atlanta is one of their longest stops.
You can find some real cheesy places too, but there are several clubs on every level from low class to the every upscale expensive ones.
My wife and I both love to go to strip clubs. We especially like to go with a group of our friends. the strippers love it when groups of couples come in. The strippers open up more and become even more uninhibited if you have females in your group. Most of the dancers are very bisexual.
Make sure to get your wife or girlfriend a lap dance.
You can find some real cheesy places too, but there are several clubs on every level from low class to the every upscale expensive ones.
My wife and I both love to go to strip clubs. We especially like to go with a group of our friends. the strippers love it when groups of couples come in. The strippers open up more and become even more uninhibited if you have females in your group. Most of the dancers are very bisexual.
Make sure to get your wife or girlfriend a lap dance.
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Quote by Verbal
I heard just last week that traffic fatalities have gone down in every state that has made medical/recreational marijuana legal. 11% over 28 states. I assume the inference in NOT that marijuana makes you a better driver (although an image of staring straight ahead driving 10 mph comes to mind), but that a percentage of people are choosing marijuana over alcohol or prescription opioids, both which make you a much worse driver.
I believe it's that most stoned people choose to stay where they are, usually a sofa or an easy chair, and not to drive. Driving stoned is still driving impaired. Driving way below the speed limit is very dangerous and stoned drivers only think they are driving straight. Stoned drovers don't do well with road signs, and can you imagine being totally fried while trying to follow your GPS?
Legalize marijuana but treat it much the same way as alcohol is treated. The sale of pot would make for great tax revenue on all tax levels, income tax, sales tax, business tax, etc. Legal marijuana could provide a large source for legal jobs if legalized from farm workers, to management, to marketing, to hiring more state troopers to control impaired riving.
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Quote by Magical_felix
That's why trinket doesn't smoke it. I do agree, it's a bad idea.
Well, since neither of us, get those fucking voices out of my head, are schizophrenic we'll have to sit down and partake in some of northern California's finest.
Oh, I was wearing headphones and forgot. Good thing, I thought I was being possessed by the devil and he sounded like Mick Jagger. It was Sympathy For The Devil. Think I've smoked too much weed today and a few shots of Jack Daniels doesn't help. It's my bedtime.
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Quote by VirgoGo
Cannabis grows wild in Bhutan, where they feed it to the pigs to make them nice and fat. It's really something to go hiking there, and to run across a big, bush-like cannabis plant. Buz - your deers would probably become obese nibbling on cannabis leaves, but they might spare your roses.
Hmmm... vacation in Bhutan!!!
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
It's Monday morning...sorry about that. Maybe the folks in Zealandia and Aussie-land, where it's Tuesday, will share how they got through the day.
My LSU Tigers will face long-time conference rival, Florida this evening in game one of a best-of-three series to decide the college baseball championship. It'll start at 7:00 pm ET and be carried on ESPN.
So how are y'all's contest entries coming along? (hint, hint, hint)
Big Bertha has come up with a batch of her notorious 'Monday Morning Special' brew.Approach with caution.
So whadda ya Monday morning moaners want to drink?
Your LSU Tigers were a college baseball dynasty in the 1990s. It was a decade of college baseball utterly dominated by the SEC. LSU was on top of that heap. But the SEC dominance of the 1990s was kicked-off by my Georgia Bulldogs winning the College World Series in 1990. At the time I was too young to appreciate that but my parents had an entire little kid's wardrobe of Georgia Bulldog clothes for me to wear. UGA is a long-time family tradition.
I'll have to pull for LSU over the gators. But all all-SEC final is pretty cool.
I'll have Southern Comfort so I can pull for your LSU Tigers over those lizards from Florida.
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I think Verbal and I need to start The Official Bush Hogger Club.
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Whoever told you it's helpful for depression/anxiety is an idiot. Especially stay away from rec drugs if you are on any type of mental health/anxiety medications.
A person suffering from those issues already has brain chemistry problems. So they should only adhere to prescription drugs legally prescribed by their physician/psychiatrist.
Most everyone else will probably not suffer at all from toking some marijuana. It might mellow them out. However, heroin, opioids, meth, etc. are usually a problem for anyone.
I have never heard of marijuana being linked to schizophrenia.
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Quote by Lauradj
I have never had to cut grass in my life. Never touched a lawn mower. As a child, that was my dad's job, he would not let us children go near the mower so to this day, I have never ever used a lawn mower. I enjoy gardening, I have a vegetable patch and I have lots of flower pots, but I've never cut grass.
Speaking of thriving crops, my citrus trees are in full bloom, so if anyone would like some oranges and lemons, we have a s**t ton of them, drop on by before they go bad, or I use them all in baking and I'm too fat to move.
I have cut lawns so much I cannot even guess how many times. I've even bush hogged many times. How many here have ever bush hogged?
I try to grow roses in my yard but the deer keep eating them. Roses must be a delicacy to deer. They go straight for the roses first.
If they'd make it legal I'd grow cannabis in the yard – front yard. I wonder if deer eat cannabis. Hell, it'd probably give them the munchies and they'd run in slow motion.
I'm drinking an ice cold Dos Equis Lager. And will be drinking another.
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If I'm going to write in some other person I guess I'll take Sprite. In that case, I'd be like a body snatcher... at least until the story is finished. I wonder if it'd be kind of like how a spirit would jump into a body in that movie Ghost.
Of course, if there are any of y'all offering up your bodies, I could write in someone who has big titties.
Of course, if there are any of y'all offering up your bodies, I could write in someone who has big titties.
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Quote by sprite
So...
A little back ground, first.
As you know, Gav has been not only our main tech monkey, but our only tech monkey since the sites inception. It's been suggested, on occasion, that it would be nice to get him help - perhaps a sexy assistant, or savvy tech monkey Junior or even a wee magical fairy girl with a bit of knowledge around techy stuff. Every time, he's replied with "Any one touches anything, I'll feed 'em to the Kangas. Now, plunk that Sprite girl into my monkey cave so I can have a go at her bottom with my digeridoo." (some things are best left unspoken of).
Recently, however, Gav's load has gotten pretty crazy, so, in order to preserve the pristine code that he's implemented while still keeping the improvements coming, he came up with a solution: an upgrade. We're calling him Gav 2.0 although, he insists that we call him Emperor Gav to his face (except for me - he makes me call him "Master Gav" while prostrating myself naked at his feet and cleaning his armor with my tongue until it shines. Really not sure what that's all about, but apparently, it's in his contract - gonna have to have a work with Nicola one of these days...
Couple this with the fact that our facility in Scotsdale, AZ, has become cramped. There's just too many mods these days and they're all tripping over each other to the point of not being able to get much down. It didn't help that Ruthie burned down the east wing where my office resides, either. She claims it was an accident, but there is actual video footage of her lobbing a molotov cocktail through my picture window while extending her middle finger and crying out "Take that, you nazi bitch!" Remind me to revoke her drinking privledges...
So, long story short, we needed a new locale. Gav 2.0... Sorry. Master Gav... *lick lick lick* come up with a solution that none of us had even considered, sparking off a new, and incredibly expensive new project (hint hint) that sort of took a few strange turns and resulted in...
LushStories 4D! we bypassed 3D and virtual reality and conquered time and space, building several new offices (i'll post photos soon, for those interested) in varied locations throughout the space-time continuum.
What does that mean for me, the lush user, you may ask. Several things. With time travel, your stories should be modded faster. In fact, it will be possible to publish stories before they are even written. Also, we will be opening membership for anyone past, present, and future, as well as those from distant planets (the main lush office is currently orbiting Alpha Centari in the year 2392.
A few other things. As soon as the dust settles a little, we will be creating a new section that deals with the 4D aspect of lush that will keep you updated on changes, new staffing, and new features. Hopefully the launch will be relatively smooth, in the mean time, thanks for your patience (except for Hannah, who's patience was close to non-existance!) and I hope you enjoy the new site!
I've been to the future. Men can have 4 hour rections without having to go to the emergency room at the hospital. Erectile dysfunction has been eradicated. All women have DDD breasts implants, especially you, Sprite. We're talking DDDDD! So, you will be horizontally longer than you are tall. Women and men no longer age. You choose the age you want to be. Nicola is chairman of the Economic Power Eight nations. Lushstories has passed Apple, Nike, and Walmart. Sprite is in charge of inter-Galactic defense and is known as Space Marshal Sprite. And I, Buz Bono am World Dictator and wear really cool uniforms with lots of medals and ribbons.
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I've been mostly absent on Lush for the last few weeks, just coming on and making a few comments. I haven't had any time to read stories or write. My job has been demanding most of my time. I am starting to see some light at the end of a very long tunnel. Hope to be back soon, reading y'all's stories and socializing with y'all.
I need Scotch and I'll have a few glasses on ice.
I need Scotch and I'll have a few glasses on ice.
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My esteemed colleague, MadMartigan aka Lord Bucket Head may be on to something. I am suspicious, though, that Her Royal Spriteness is going public about getting 'Buz' tattoed on her left butt cheek. Copious amounts of alcohol were involved.
By the way, Sprite is a tiger when she puts on that Cat Woman suit. She really knows how to deal a mean cat-o-nine tails. Ouch! But I dtill don't appreciate being left alone to wiggle out of my restraints.
There is an ice cold beer calling out my name. Get me out of here, Percy!
By the way, Sprite is a tiger when she puts on that Cat Woman suit. She really knows how to deal a mean cat-o-nine tails. Ouch! But I dtill don't appreciate being left alone to wiggle out of my restraints.
There is an ice cold beer calling out my name. Get me out of here, Percy!
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For some of my stories, I look up the popular names for an approximate year my characters would've been born. If writing stories for another era I do believe in doing research.
How many of you have read Catch 22 by Joseph Heller? One of his characters was named Major Major Major. When born, the bossy wife told her usually pussy-whipped husband what name to go put on the birth certificate. To get even the dad put down Major Major Major.
The kid nor anyone else never realized that until he grew up and was drafted for WWII. With that name, the old fashioned computer was only capable of processing him into the Army as a major. So in basic training, his sergeant would have to yell, "Get down and give me fifty, Sir!"
So he was Major Major Major Major.
That book is awesome.
How many of you have read Catch 22 by Joseph Heller? One of his characters was named Major Major Major. When born, the bossy wife told her usually pussy-whipped husband what name to go put on the birth certificate. To get even the dad put down Major Major Major.
The kid nor anyone else never realized that until he grew up and was drafted for WWII. With that name, the old fashioned computer was only capable of processing him into the Army as a major. So in basic training, his sergeant would have to yell, "Get down and give me fifty, Sir!"
So he was Major Major Major Major.
That book is awesome.
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I have been working so many hours at work, as well as bringing it home with me, that I've had no time to get on Lush. I am so far behind on friend's stories, I may never catch up. But I'll try at some point.
I'm having Jack Daniels on ice. Maybe several shots and then go to bed.
I'm having Jack Daniels on ice. Maybe several shots and then go to bed.
