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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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It's a laid back, brandy and a cigar Friday night.

Cheers!
Hey Hannah! Mucho Grande Congragulations! I think it is awesome that you are Awesome and now Awesome badged. You are a great choice. Keep being you. We love that about you.

That's a baby making machine if I ever saw one.

Y'all have a toast with me tonight. I'm having beer!

I just got my 5th Legendary Story. 'My Girlfriend Shoved a Vibrator Up My Ass!' just passed 100,000 views.

Gregg Allman died today at age 69. Now he can make music with his legendary rock guitarist brother, Duane Allman, who died at age 24, in rock-n-roll heaven.

Gregg (L) singing and playing keyboard with Duane (R) on guitar in an old Allman Brothers Band concert early 1970s.

The classic rockers are dying off... I'll have several shots of straight Jack Daniels.

Ruthie! Ruthie! Ruthie! You're amazing. Great job! Ruthie has been a great mod for long time.

I make a lot of noise. I scream, moan, shout, talk, grunt, talk in tongues, vibrate, shimmy, shake, rattle and roll.
Damn! If the Braves had an at least respectable bullpen, they could be good enough to make a run at the play-offs. Maybe they should bring someone up from the minors that's too excited and inexperienced to choke, just pitch with all they've got. The rest of the team is really pretty good. But the damn bullpen cannot hold a lead. Grrrrrr...

Coffee and more coffee [lease.



PS. Why are so many teams in American Major League Soccer named United?
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I broke my wrist once, in a netball related accident rather than a baseball one. The bone broke through the skin and I saw it. It was gross. I still do get pain sometimes in my right wrist, but that's okay, because I use my left hand for.............other..............stuff.


I've broken both forearm bones in the same arm but at different times. Not fun. I was just a kid, well second time I was a teenager.

I'll have ice cold beer.
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The truly good diners aren't chains either.


Yep, you can't beat a well run, locally owned diner. Unfortunately, they are dying out, as so many small businesses are.

If it's local, the owner(s) usually works there running it. A lot are family owned and operated and those usually excellent.

One thing on some of the chains, though, is that they are franchised with the owner running them. That usually helps. However, some of the franchises are held by someone who owns dozens of them, maybe other franchised restaurants as well.
The Braves did take 2 of 3 from the first place Nationals over the weekend. But I just don't see them getting into the play-offs with their pitching staff, plus the Braves best player, Freddie Freeman got hit by a pitch that broke his wrist. Out for at least 8 weeks. You never know though, it's baseball.

I am so far behind on reading stories. It will take a while to get anywhere close to being caught up. My personal reading queue is the longest its ever been right now. I keep having to bring work home with me, so all I can say is UGH!

I guess I need an energy drink but then I wouldn't be able to sleep later. So give me a nice relaxing ice cold beer.
The Braves did take 2 of 3 from the first place Nationals over the weekend. But I just don't see them getting into the play-offs with their pitching staff, plus the Braves best player, Freddie Freeman got hit by a pitch that broke his wrist. Out for at least 8 weeks. You never know though, it's baseball.

I am so far behind on reading stories. It will take a while to get anywhere close to being caught up. My personal reading queue is the longest its ever been right now. I keep having to bring work home with me, so all I can say is UGH!

I guess I need an energy drink but then I wouldn't be able to sleep later. So give me a nice relaxing ice cold beer.
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Good afternoon one and all. A beer, barkeep. One of those Shiner's if you still got 'em.


Did you say Shriners? I almost ran over one today as he was collecting money at an interstate exit ramp. You know they claim to be connected to the Knights Templar. I'm thinking about apprehending a few Shriners and forcing them to tell me where all that supposed treasure from the Middle Ages is stored. I could deal with having some treasure.

I'll have a straight up Jack Daniels.
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It's a trick question.


It must be. You're on to something, Jack, as some people don't quite grasp what a diner is.

For the diner challenged: A diner is a step above a fast food restaurant but a step down from fine dining establishments. You might have a server named, Flo, who is chewing gum and asks if you want some pecan pie for dessert. A diner will have a counter with stools, booths, and possibly some tables. The food is not served wrapped in paper and a server will come and take your order and refill your coffee or tea. And usually, you can see the cook at the grill. And it is very rare that you can find a diner that has a drive-thru window service. It's a sit down and eat place.




It's Saturday a.m. and I'm having coffee. Unfortunately, this Saturday is going to have to be a work day.
Certainly, stories by Dancing_Doll and Sprite rank atop my list. And you, too, BrownCoffee. I'd say there is a strong 'come' factor to those stories, in that I find them very arousing and have to take it out on my wife.

There are also a couple of past writers I loved that no longer have stories here. That makes me sad.

There is a long list of others whose stories I have really loved and thought are super hot.

Hey, I suggest you try my story, 'Wife Writing: Dripping Wet'.
I think there should be women's ben-wa balls high hurdles at the Olympics. They have to keep the ben-wa balls inside while sprinting and hurdling. Don't y'all think that is an Olympic worthy challenge?
Damn! The guy had a great career. And now, 52 isn't really old. That sucks.
I have no idea how much those crack ho street walkers I see in Atlanta charge. But I've noticed when they strut down the street, a police cruiser usually pulls up to them with the blue lights on. Maybe they're setting up a date.

I've heard that upscale call girls here charge about $1000 and way up.

According to the TV news and newspaper, Atlanta is one of the top illegal sex trade cities in the USA. Really, you don't see lots of street whores. According to the last TV news exposé I saw on Atlanta's sex industry, call girls make up the vast majority of prostitutes and evidently, there are a few thousand. That blew my mind.

I know we've got over 70 strip clubs but those are legal. The better clubs are loaded with very good looking girls. At least half of the clubs are pretty large and fairly upscale. They'll have over 100 dancers per shift. So do the math, that's a lot of strippers.

So to answer the question. No, I would not pay for an escort no matter the cost.
I made a float in a large frosty glass mug.

Use an extra large glass mug that has been stored in the freezer. Slowly pour an entire 12 oz. Coca-Cola into it or a Dr. Pepper or a Root Beer. Then pour in about 3 shots of bourbon or rum... maybe 4 shots. Put 3 tablespoons of cherry syrup into it and stir. Then scoop as much vanilla ice cream into it as possible. You'll need a long spoon to eat the ice cream. Eat and drink it all down, nice and cold. Yummy! I haven't ever named it.

Y'all have a great evening!
I don't have one but seeing someone else with one on wouldn't make me think anything really, except that they probably enjoy wearing it. That's fine with me.

Now if the initials don't match their name I might think they're undercover but not good at it.
I'm baaaack! I'd taken a little time off. Me and 5 other guys canoed down the Etowah River this past Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. We camped at night alongside the river. It's something we do annually. At least this year our camp wasn't raided by a hungry bear looking for snacks. That's happened before. We always hang the food high from a limb a good distance from camp.

I'd like to say how much Yeti Coolers came through. Our beer stayed cold the entire trip until we had no beer left, which happened Sunday mid-morning. We did have enough beer for breakfast. Scrambled eggs, bacon, loaf bread, and beer makes a mighty fine breakfast when you're in the wilderness.

But tonight, it's Jack Daniels and Coke on the rocks. Join me in a drink.
As for as violence, blood, and gore. The blood and gore isn't going to be approved. The violence must be somewhat tame or generalized.

It's like this: Quentin Tarantino style violence, blood, and gore is a no no. But old John Wayne black and white movie style violence is probably going to be okay. As long as the violence, death, etc. is not part of the sex, and it should be important to the story line, not just thrown in there for shock and awe.

Remember this is Lushstories... love and sex. And love and sex makes for some great literature.
The Top 3 in the Passion poem comp have been awarded their Dirty Martini badges. Y'all might check those out on the pages of Avrgblkgrl, Liz, and Sprite. No doubt that Sprite is the Lush Badge Champion at this time. There were a lot of great poems and the competition was fierce. Congrats the the Top 3 winners and the Honorable Mentions. I'm sure Alan would've loved it.

I'll have black coffee on the strong side.

The Braves have a terrible pitching staff. It's like tossing batting practice for the other teams. Each home stand less and less fans are showing up, and that with the organization having just built a new very expensive stadium, subsidized with tax money. That's a shame. The Ted was a fabulous baseball stadium and would've been only 20 years old had they played in it this season. What a waste!

When Ted Turner sold the team, the Braves franchise was one of the wealthiest in all of baseball and had just set the record for most consecutive division championships on major league baseball. This current group is a far cry from the one Ted Turner had built up. Such a shame.

I need some refreshment. I'm thinking ice cold Dos Equis with tequila shooters.

hope y'all have a great evening.