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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Ice cold beers in frosty mugs with Tequila chasers.

Cheers everyone!

Happy Birthday, Molly! Have a really great one!
I've even been groped in public. Mostly in nightclubs by women, but a couple of times by guys. Told the guys right away that wasn't welcome. With the women, I just pulled away, except for a couple of occasions when I was single and didn't mind at all their extreme forwardness.

But most of the groping by women has happened since I was married and they realized that. I am not sure why so many women want to make moves on married guys. Must be power in thinking they can take something that doesn't belong to them. Once my wife witnessed the grope. Let's just say she let the other girl know right away she was treading on dangerous ground.

Men that grope in public are sexists. That's just stupid but I think they also just don't care. I've had to correct a couple of guys that thought they could give my wife and unwelcome touch. I'd also do the same for a woman friend and have. I'm not someone the groper wants to cross.

My wife is also not too timid at all to take up for herself.
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also, i'm a master... or is that mistress? of disguise...


That's Master Mistress!!!

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Hey! Celebrate and have a drink with me. I just got my 44th Famous Story. The newest addition to Famous is my story, The Devil's Harem: She Played The Rusty Trombone.

You're invited to give it a read. It was awarded an Editor's Pick. It was a helluva lot of fun writing that one, too.

I'm drinking Jack Daniels and Coke in crushed ice.
Hey! Congratulations Sassy! Thanks so much for doing a great job. You're very much appreciated!



Wouldn't yelling "Heads Up!" bring his face up to catch the full brunt of the squirt-a-thon? You might catch him right in the eye.

Hey, Jennifer! Congratulations! So very well deserved! And a great big HUG!


My wife likes to wear stockings and garters during the winter and cooler weather. But we have a much longer hot and humid weather season than cool season. So just occasionally during warmer months does she wear stockings and then at night and usually to certain more formal events.
It has been awhile but I once did the forced commenting to vote. I really don't think it affects your overall scores. What is does do is lower the amount of comments and scores you do receive. I came to the conclusion that it was a bad practice.

Seriously, I hate commenting in the forced comment box. If I am on a mobile device it makes that extra hard and I often just leave it. That increases the chance of me forgetting to come back to that story and comment and vote later.

Many Lush readers refuse to give in to forced voting and do not do it. You probably lose mostly 5 scores with forced commenting.

And we really don't need to see who voted anyhow.
Opening game at the Braves new stadium, SunTrust Park. Awesome baseball stadium!!! The true homerun king, Hank Aaron, threw out the ceremonial first pitch. I had hot dogs & beer, then nachos & beer, then more beer. The Braves won the game. A beautiful baseball stadium, laid out perfect for baseball.

Of course The Ted was a great baseball stadium. But hey, Atlanta likes to change and renew things at least every 20 years. We have very few old buildings. Though many of us are working hard at saving some great older architecture around here. The Ted was sold to GA State University who is changing it into a football stadium.

But it's baseball season!!! I'll have a Bloody Mary or three to kick off the day. Howdy y'all.
Well, their feathers may be soft but if they dig their talons into your skin, that hurts like hell.
Anyone can click off receiving mass emails in their profile settings. If you're too lazy to do that then don't complain. Seriously!
Chest hair can be a nuisance but it can come in handy during NASCAR season, as you can shave the number of your favorite driver on your chest and go shirtless to the race.
If we do a followers badge, I do like my idea.
Followers 100+ = black badge
Followers 300+ = red badge
Followers 500+ = gold badge

All are honorable increments and avhievements, and mostly you're going to earn followers by doing quality work.
I can cuddle naked without sex easier than my wife. We've tried it. She doesn't last that long before, well...
Top 10 Greatest Baseball Movies

1. The Natural
2. Bull Durham
3. Eight Men Out
4. The Bad News Bears (original 1976 movie)
4. Moneyball
5. Bang The Drum Slowly
6. 42
7. Bingo Long and The Traveling All Stars
8. Million Dollar Arm
9. The Pride of the Yankees
10. Field of Dreams

Honorable Mention:
Trouble With the Curve
The Stratton Story
A League of Their Own
For The Love of the Game
The Rookie
I ate a salad and had ice water. Something must be wrong with me. I'm calling the doctor.
I have been so busy with my work, I am very behind on reading stories. My personal reading queue has gotten crazy long. In fact, I have 2 of Hannah's stories as well as several others by many of y'all. I will eventually get to those. I always do. So please bear with me or should I make that 'bare with me'. haha

I need a drink but have too many problems to solve at work today. Y'all have a drink for me.
Hot black coffee and lots of it. Wish I had some bourbon. Dealing with bankers this morning and they are pissing me off. Can any more documents be created to make closing a deal be even more complicated?
My top 4:

1. Sean Connery (and love those old classic Bond movies, they had great style)
2. Daniel Craig (attitude)
3. Pierce Brosnan (playing Bond sure did change his pretty boy image and besides, Brosnan is a Brit who loves American country music)
4. Roger Moore (he'd have been better but he could be a little too prissy at times. He had some great scripts, the above 3 could've done them much better)

Who is y'all's favorite Felix Leiter (Bond's CIA friend)?

Mine:
1. Jeffrey Wright (and he was awesome in HBO's WestWorld)
2. Jack Lord (yes, the original Hawaii 5-0's Steve McGarrett)
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Personally i would not go around follower shopping to get a badge.

I didn't go friend shopping

i didn't post extra in the forum

i didn't comment and vote for badges

I didn't enter competitions just for the badge

etc

However it was great to receive the badges anyway.

just sayin'


I definitely like getting a new badge.
Rumpy, I never turn down rum and Coke. Ice cold Coca-Cola and a lot of rum, sometimes with a twist.


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you have a bi penis? does that mean it goes both ways? or do you have two of them? i'm confused...


If a guy had two penises he could do well as a carnival act. Especially if they go both ways. Is that left and right or up and down? If it could do all four, he could direct a choir in four-four time.
I'll have beer also. Ice cold and in the bottle please.
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After thinking it through, I really can't support the follower badge. To me, what makes tracking followers worthwhile at all is that each one chose to follow me solely because they felt my writing was good enough that they would want to read me again. Many are friends, but many more are members I've never spoken to, or who don't otherwise comment. This is, like choosing to put a story in their favorites, a very pure form of complement and I'm honored by each one.

I'm afraid the inevitable push to encourage followers this will initiate will dilute its purpose.


Truly it would be a who is most popular badge and could cause resentment. Maybe come up with new badges members can earn through hard work rather than just popularity. And do we even need any new badges added right now anyhow? Has anyone attained all badges possible yet?
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For the former scenario, it might have to be called the "highlander" badge (there can be only one)!

I like the second idea, though I think your original steps of 100, 200, 300, seem more reasonable to me.


And it would be clickable in which the Queen song from the movie plays and a Christopher Lambert gif opens his raincoat and flashes you.