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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Quote by oceanrunner
I still think it should be the "leader" badge, or the "pied piper badge." the person holding the badge is the one with the followers. Logically, he/she is therefore the leader...
In that case, only one person should hold the badge, whoever has the most followers on Lushstories and no badge for anyone else. And that badge can be overtaken and pass to whichever author has the most followers (Pied Piper). No other Followers badges whatsoever;
OR
A Most Followers (Pied Piper) Badge for the leader and a level system of badges for anyone who had earned at least 100 Followers (black badge); 300 Followers red badge; 500 Followers gold badge; Most Followers another color different from any other badge. Use the system as a morale booster.
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Quote by Verbal
I used to go to a bar in Minneapolis where the entire jukebox was Grateful Dead and Allman Brothers.
I like The Doors just fine, and the Grateful Dead but The Allman Brothers Band and Merle Haggard, now you're talking. That's what I really love. God, I wish I could've seen the original classic Allman Brothers Band perform live. And love me some Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash...
A tall glass of Southern Comfort on ice. Make it 3 tall glasses.
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If a Followers badge were created I'd suggest an accomplishment of 200 or maybe as much as 300. That would be an ambitious and excellent number without being crushing. 500 seems over the top and near impossible for male members.
200, 250, 300 seems outstanding to me.
Or even a follower level badge. Black for 100, red for 300, gold for 500 or more. Something attainable and honorable for more authors that would inspire them rather than crush or dissapoint their spirit, with the possibility of moving up levels as goals.
200, 250, 300 seems outstanding to me.
Or even a follower level badge. Black for 100, red for 300, gold for 500 or more. Something attainable and honorable for more authors that would inspire them rather than crush or dissapoint their spirit, with the possibility of moving up levels as goals.
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I barely remember John Rocker. He didn't last long. Isn't he a Trump speechwriter now?
My favorite Brave was John Smoltz, and was a big Chipper Jones fan. Got real tired of watching Andruw Jones constantly striking out looking in the clutch. I guess Andruw was always thinking of the free stripper sex the Mafia owners at The Gold Club kept offering in the VIP rooms.
My favorite Brave was John Smoltz, and was a big Chipper Jones fan. Got real tired of watching Andruw Jones constantly striking out looking in the clutch. I guess Andruw was always thinking of the free stripper sex the Mafia owners at The Gold Club kept offering in the VIP rooms.
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Was in Augusta Sunday for the final day of The Masters. The weather was perfect. What a great finish and win for Garcia. Damn, do I love going to The Masters. Last year I got to attend 3 days.
Y'all may have noticed the lack of azalea blooms. A very warm late winter led to early azalea blooming then a late 3 day freeze killed off the blooms. Only 3 out of my own 2 dozen or so azaleas in my yard are in bloom. Miss that combo with the Dogwoods blooming.
How many of you are golfers? My wife and I both play. She complains that I play too aggresively and that's why my scores vary wildly.
I'd love to down several Long Island Teas. Anyone up for a drink?
Y'all may have noticed the lack of azalea blooms. A very warm late winter led to early azalea blooming then a late 3 day freeze killed off the blooms. Only 3 out of my own 2 dozen or so azaleas in my yard are in bloom. Miss that combo with the Dogwoods blooming.
How many of you are golfers? My wife and I both play. She complains that I play too aggresively and that's why my scores vary wildly.
I'd love to down several Long Island Teas. Anyone up for a drink?
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Quote by Emerson501
And speaking of the Mets winning - sorry your Braves were on the other end of that deal, Buz. I feel your pain - my Redbirds dropped another one to the cubbies today.
Not a big deal. I pretty much despise the current ownership of the team. The Braves have always been my team but the current ownership has been destroying the franchise with stupid trades/deals, abandoned a great baseball stadium to make a shady deal with a suburb county, ripping tax payers a new enormous asshole in the process to build them a new stadium.
Now when Ted Turner owned the Braves, oh, those were the days...
But I grew up with the Braves and will still pull for the team. They are a long way from being a contender again. Though current ownership didn't take long at all to turn an annual play-off team into a joke. And this organization isn't willing to do a Marlins/Yankees thing and go out and buy an All-Star free-agent, serious pennant challenger overnight.
Time for a night cap. Bourbon.
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I highly recommend Molly's and Lupus's story. Read it or else! 
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/im-sorry-daddy.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/im-sorry-daddy.aspx
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Quote by Magical_felix
Lightsabers cauterize the wound as it cuts, you fucking idiot.
So short of getting your head cut off or sliced in half, one should live through a lightsaber slashing. Of course sans body parts.
In the "Star Wars Episode 69 Revenge of the Hans Solo's Soul, Sith Again, and Moonbeam Fartsniffer", maybe they'll acknowledge that and have a bunch of one armed, legless stormtroopers. Because they fight on to the bitter end like that black knight in Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. And he wasn't even cauterized. Blood spewed from all of his lopped off appendages like fire hydrant. But did he quit? Hell no!
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What does BDSM have to do with it? I don't practice BDSM, yet I cannot imagine having sex without me and my wife saying the word cunt several times. It's just a good sex word like cock, pussy, snatch, dick, pecker, twat, beaver, and tallywhacker, among others.
In fact, 'cunt' should be yelled out loud with great passion while fucking, pulling hair, and butt slapping.
In fact, 'cunt' should be yelled out loud with great passion while fucking, pulling hair, and butt slapping.
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Sprite certainly deserves this. And it is a one of a kind award which makes it all that more appropriate. Sprite is 'one of a kind' for sure. She is the heart of the Verifier Team. She is that person who can give great 'pre-game' style coach's speeches that inspire everyone and she also knows just how to pick up everyone's spirits when we've been down. And also, she cracks us up laughing with all kinds of great humor.
Plus, I think everyone here has witnessed her positive influence all over this site. Sprite is one of our most famous members. Yes, just check her page views. And as an author, she is so talented and amazing, from super hot stories to thought provoking poems to humor stories so awesome and hilarious they win competitions.
Congratulations to Her Royal Awesomeness!!!
Plus, I think everyone here has witnessed her positive influence all over this site. Sprite is one of our most famous members. Yes, just check her page views. And as an author, she is so talented and amazing, from super hot stories to thought provoking poems to humor stories so awesome and hilarious they win competitions.
Congratulations to Her Royal Awesomeness!!!
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The Yankees once beat the Pirates 4 games to 3 to win the World Series. Yanks won all 4 games by 1 run. The Pirates outscored the Yanks by well over 20 runs in the 3 they won. Baseball, it'll break your heart.
My Atlanta Braves have lost several World Series in which they outscored the opponents. Yep, baseball, it'll break your heart. But hell, I keep coming back for more.
Oh, as a kid I did see the '95 World Series Game Six when the Braves clinched the title against the Cleveland Indians. Braves won 1-0 and took the Series 4 games to 2. I was with my dad and granddad and I was wearing a Braves jersey and cap. That left me addicted for life. Go Braves!
My Atlanta Braves have lost several World Series in which they outscored the opponents. Yep, baseball, it'll break your heart. But hell, I keep coming back for more.
Oh, as a kid I did see the '95 World Series Game Six when the Braves clinched the title against the Cleveland Indians. Braves won 1-0 and took the Series 4 games to 2. I was with my dad and granddad and I was wearing a Braves jersey and cap. That left me addicted for life. Go Braves!
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Jack the Ripper was British though. That was in London. Though we have plenty of American serial killers to choose from. Yeah, from H. H. Holmes to Ted Bundy, to Jeffery Dalmer to who knows. The FBI says there are usually around 40 serial killers operating around the country at any given time.
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It's baseball for sure! My Braves have a brand new stadium. They didn't need a new stadium. The other one was about to turn 20, yep just 20 years old. But in the Atlanta area nothing is left standing to get old. They tear it down and build new. Must've been a concept that started with the city being burned down by Gen. Sherman, that pyromaniac. You know, it was a very new city when that happened.
Now the Braves are located in the Burbs with a view of the city behind it. The Falcons have a new stadium too and it is still having the kinks worked out. It opens and closes. That's what they're fixing right now.
And we're having the road fixed too. Yep, Interstate 85 had an overpass collapse. Seems some crack smoking idiots started a fire underneath on some construction materials. The fire got really big and the heat collapsed an entire section of the interstate onto another main road. Plus, why the hell was a bunch of flammable construction material stored underneath a major interstate highway?
I haven't had a Long Island Tea in a while. I think I'll have about a half dozen in tall glasses with cold beer chasers
Now the Braves are located in the Burbs with a view of the city behind it. The Falcons have a new stadium too and it is still having the kinks worked out. It opens and closes. That's what they're fixing right now.
And we're having the road fixed too. Yep, Interstate 85 had an overpass collapse. Seems some crack smoking idiots started a fire underneath on some construction materials. The fire got really big and the heat collapsed an entire section of the interstate onto another main road. Plus, why the hell was a bunch of flammable construction material stored underneath a major interstate highway?
I haven't had a Long Island Tea in a while. I think I'll have about a half dozen in tall glasses with cold beer chasers
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Quote by SereneProdigy
The exact same applies to French fries actually, which further validates my point: we just call them 'frites' or 'patates frites'.
And the Greeks probably use the term 'French copulation' for buttfucking, seeing how every culture around the world is just so dismissive about their own sexual innovations and always try to blame the French for it.
We're like the patsy of sexual decadence... it gets tiresome after a while.
Hmm... sounds like a potentially profitable marketing venture. "Blame the French" t-shirts with nudie 'getting-it-on' silhouettes, sex toys, sexy souvenirs, all kinds of sensual products all under the new product name, "Blame the French". And of course, assemblage and all will need to take place in France. No 'Made In China' on those dildoes and things. Got to be real.
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Yes, tonight is the Final of The Big Dance. The Tar Heels vs The Zags.
I'm going to pull for The Zags since they've never won it all. The Tar Heels have a several of those trophies. I'd like to see The Zags collect one.
Oh, and by the way, on the women's side of The Big Dance aka March Madness, it was the Lady Cocks that won it all. Their first ever.
I'd like an ice cold Bud in a longneck to wash my lunch down with.
I'm going to pull for The Zags since they've never won it all. The Tar Heels have a several of those trophies. I'd like to see The Zags collect one.
Oh, and by the way, on the women's side of The Big Dance aka March Madness, it was the Lady Cocks that won it all. Their first ever.
I'd like an ice cold Bud in a longneck to wash my lunch down with.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
I actually wouldn't be surprised to learn that absolutely nobody in Brazil ever refers to waxing as 'Brazilian' waxing; seems like an outward notion, for the most part.
Just like absolutely no one in the French language ever refers to 'French kissing'... I myself simply call it 'casually catching up with female friends'.
What about French Fries? Oh, wonder how the Greeks like having buttfucking named for them? Then there is Russian... hmmm...
