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This.
I borrowed a book from Bethany and found this...
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Buz, did you finish off the 'Southern Comfort'? I was thinking Sprite might want to partake then try out for the next, Janis Joplin, bio-pic. Meantime, while he runs a quick inventory, let me ask if anyone wants a drink around here?
We got a truckload for Lushies only. Drink up y'all...
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Bill and I will celebrate. I've dropped these collections of Southern Comfort off for us to drink. It seems there is a place for true southern gentleman and we're appreciated. Congratulations Bill on the Awesome Award Badge. We'll have a Rumpy & Buz Drinkathon and good ole time!
And y'all are invited to drink along. We'll read aloud some of our favorites of Sprite's fabulous stories in our southern accents. Party!
Lots of great friends are a blessing.
And y'all are invited to drink along. We'll read aloud some of our favorites of Sprite's fabulous stories in our southern accents. Party!
Lots of great friends are a blessing.
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English Peas.
Did the Irish name them that just to be mean? Or maybe we Americans named them that back during the Revolution when we were a little pissed off at the English? But English Peas SUCK!
Most English Peas grown are served with public school lunches. It's a captive audience that has no choice but to try and eat them so you won't be painfully starving by the last bell. Grrr...
If I were English I'd campaign to have 'English' removed from their name. Y'all might want to contact your prime minister about that.
Did the Irish name them that just to be mean? Or maybe we Americans named them that back during the Revolution when we were a little pissed off at the English? But English Peas SUCK!
Most English Peas grown are served with public school lunches. It's a captive audience that has no choice but to try and eat them so you won't be painfully starving by the last bell. Grrr...
If I were English I'd campaign to have 'English' removed from their name. Y'all might want to contact your prime minister about that.
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Slawburgers with home cut fries.
If you are happy you can go out and exercise. I just eat what I love. I burn calories working out, running, biking, etc. and have ultra low cholesterol and all. In fact, the doc, for awhile said my body fat was too low and I needed to gain weight in fat. I've put enough on I think to just barely keep him happy.
If you are happy you can go out and exercise. I just eat what I love. I burn calories working out, running, biking, etc. and have ultra low cholesterol and all. In fact, the doc, for awhile said my body fat was too low and I needed to gain weight in fat. I've put enough on I think to just barely keep him happy.
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I love the simple knot but if the tie is too skinny or thin (material-wise) I may go with the four in a hand or the half windsor. Personally, I do not like fat knots.
Now tying a bow tie can sometimes get me in knots. But I prefer a real tie job when wearing a bow tie. And really that is almost exclusively when I am wearing a tuxedo (about 4 to 6 times a year.) Ugh!
Now tying a bow tie can sometimes get me in knots. But I prefer a real tie job when wearing a bow tie. And really that is almost exclusively when I am wearing a tuxedo (about 4 to 6 times a year.) Ugh!
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Everyone should know how to properly tie a neck tie. And also ties should be tied to the proper length. President Donald Trump wears his ties way too long. He should know better. They shouldn't drop below your belt buckle. Plus he overdoes the red 'power' tie. That is a bit cliche now, been way overdone.
Anyhow, personally, I like smaller knots. They look neater. Also, a small knot is sometimes called a 'rock and roll knot'.
http://www.ties.com/how-to-tie-a-tie
Anyhow, personally, I like smaller knots. They look neater. Also, a small knot is sometimes called a 'rock and roll knot'.
http://www.ties.com/how-to-tie-a-tie
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Congratulations Rumpy! You are an outstanding recipient for the Awesome Award. You've always been a huge positive for Lushstories.com. Your RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar is a great ambassador for the site as well as being Lush's coolest hang out.
Again congratulations to a fabulous guy! Awesome! And Rumpy has one of the best avatars on the site.
Again congratulations to a fabulous guy! Awesome! And Rumpy has one of the best avatars on the site.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I'm betting I'm the only girl on the site who has actually driven a tractor with a bush-hog! lol Farm girls have all the fun!
I'm sure you looked fabulous on that tractor. Bush hogging can be some tough work, very hot, stuff flying out from it, stirring up yellow jackets. Now those damn yellow jackets are scary when they swarm at you.
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Quote by Mysteria27
it would be nice if say one mod or somebody from the judging committee could comment on all comp pieces.
It could just be a short comment.
Just a thought.
Hugs,
Xo
I don't think that should be policy. However, I do my best to read, comment, and vote on every comp story submitted by anyone on my friends list. Just being a loyal friend. Sometimes that is quite a task.
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Attention Authors.
When submitting your stories, after uploading please check them for double line spacing. If you get double line spacing please try it in edit mode and delete the extra space. Upon trying that if you still have an issue contact a story moderator and let them know. But it should be now that you can edit and fix that yourselves.
When submitting your stories, after uploading please check them for double line spacing. If you get double line spacing please try it in edit mode and delete the extra space. Upon trying that if you still have an issue contact a story moderator and let them know. But it should be now that you can edit and fix that yourselves.
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At Mardi Gras one year, my friends and I got stuck in Pat O'Brien's one year because there was a shooting in the crowd on the street outside. Security wouldn't let anyone leave until the police had the situation and investigation under control. We just continued to drink.
Then there was the time, well, that wasn't Mardi Gras, it was the Sugar Bowl, and I was drunk and got the Georgia 'G' tattooed on my leg at a tattoo parlor on Bourbon Street.
Then there was the time, well, that wasn't Mardi Gras, it was the Sugar Bowl, and I was drunk and got the Georgia 'G' tattooed on my leg at a tattoo parlor on Bourbon Street.