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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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The Linebacker
I am seriously at a huge loss for words. I am so appreciative of all the nice things y'all have said about me but really feel undeserving. You all are being too kind. I love being here and love knowing all of you.
There are so many great members here and that is a huge factor in Lushstories.com being such a wonderful place. It is the great vision, dedication and hard work that Nicola put into this place that attracts all of you awesome people.
All I can really say is a lot of great big hugs all around.
I really look forward to seeing who all will receive this 'Awesome' Badge. There are already a lot of great candidates.
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Some movies considered Horror don't feel like Horror to me. For instance An American Werewolf In London. I love that movie but I always considered it Comedy. And I've seen Jaws listed as Horror. Great movie but horror? Hmm...
Alien
The Thing
The Shining
The Exorcist
The Descent
The Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Psycho
Oh well, adding them to my list:
An American Werewolf In London
Jaws
Alien
The Thing
The Shining
The Exorcist
The Descent
The Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Psycho
Oh well, adding them to my list:
An American Werewolf In London
Jaws
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There are lots of great story titles and I can't even remember all the ones that have impressed me.
But here are just a few titles I really like:
Hard Candy by Dancing Doll. It is the perfect Hardcore category title
Oh Christmas Goat, Oh Christmas Goat by Sprite. I love quirky off the wall and funny. Great title for a Humor story
Renaissance Of The Heart by DanielleX. A 5 part series in the Love Story category. Perfectly named for that.
Time Assassin by JessicaX. Outstanding name for a Fantasy & Sci-Fi story
Cum Compulsion by Kee. Great name for a Fetish story
The titles of my own stories I like best:
Run! Dammit! Run!
The Devil’s Harem: She Played The Rusty Trombone
In The Land Of Salvation And Sin
I Love Your Funky Fucking Sloppy Snatch
But here are just a few titles I really like:
Hard Candy by Dancing Doll. It is the perfect Hardcore category title
Oh Christmas Goat, Oh Christmas Goat by Sprite. I love quirky off the wall and funny. Great title for a Humor story
Renaissance Of The Heart by DanielleX. A 5 part series in the Love Story category. Perfectly named for that.
Time Assassin by JessicaX. Outstanding name for a Fantasy & Sci-Fi story
Cum Compulsion by Kee. Great name for a Fetish story
The titles of my own stories I like best:
Run! Dammit! Run!
The Devil’s Harem: She Played The Rusty Trombone
In The Land Of Salvation And Sin
I Love Your Funky Fucking Sloppy Snatch
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Quote by Milik_the_Red
Think I'll join you. I need a double, neat. Care for a cigar, Buz?
Right now, things have me a bit depressed, but at least some things makes sense as well.
I've been rather depressed lately too. Having to deal with something tragic and some other very hard things. Trying to make a dent in my long personal reading queue too. Sure wish I could get some writing done. Let's hoist a few.
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I would vote for locking this thread since it no longer serves a useful purpose and has become a bane of negativity.
I won't, though. That would be up to the Forum mods. But it is my opinion.
I'd like to see everyone move on and try and take a more positive attitude toward things.
I won't, though. That would be up to the Forum mods. But it is my opinion.
I'd like to see everyone move on and try and take a more positive attitude toward things.
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I'm going to make an attempt at a comp story, though at this late date I may not make it, especially with my excruciating proofing process. That I guarantee you, is harder than 90% of yours.
Rules are rules. It is what it is.
But if you all think no second proofer for you is difficult, imagine being very dyslexic. If I only depend upon myself, I'll have to do several read-throughs, including reading the entire story backward. That's just something I have to do.
Anyone who is dyslexic knows there is a misfire between what your eyes see as you type or what you read on a written page. While I 100% know the difference between your and you're - are or or, etc., I often don't actually see that difference. Proofing backward is the best way I catch things but it also takes a lot of extra time and effort.
I can do an adequate job of proofing someone else's text. I have my tricks to beat dyslexia but it takes me more time and effort than most of you. But once I've written or typed it and read my own work, that is much more difficult for me to see what I've done wrong.
I actually heavily proof my Forum posts before clicking post. And even then I often see mistakes when I later look at an older post.
Thank God for Grammarly.
Just do your best.
If this competition was a sprint or a bicycle race? I might kick everyone's ass on here. But despite having a disadvantage I have grown to love writing and it is well worth the effort.
Rules are rules. It is what it is.
But if you all think no second proofer for you is difficult, imagine being very dyslexic. If I only depend upon myself, I'll have to do several read-throughs, including reading the entire story backward. That's just something I have to do.
Anyone who is dyslexic knows there is a misfire between what your eyes see as you type or what you read on a written page. While I 100% know the difference between your and you're - are or or, etc., I often don't actually see that difference. Proofing backward is the best way I catch things but it also takes a lot of extra time and effort.
I can do an adequate job of proofing someone else's text. I have my tricks to beat dyslexia but it takes me more time and effort than most of you. But once I've written or typed it and read my own work, that is much more difficult for me to see what I've done wrong.
I actually heavily proof my Forum posts before clicking post. And even then I often see mistakes when I later look at an older post.
Thank God for Grammarly.
Just do your best.
If this competition was a sprint or a bicycle race? I might kick everyone's ass on here. But despite having a disadvantage I have grown to love writing and it is well worth the effort.
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Quote by adele
but we don't know that at all. we still don't know who closed it or why. sprite unlocked it cause she could not find the reason why. and for all we know, the person who locked it in the first place could come back and lock it again, or as sprite said (and yes I know it was in jest) she was just gonna randomly lock and unlock it.
I am happy it is unlocked. I still think the transparency was sadly lacking on this issue, and that lack led to a lot of unnecessary posting as well as rudeness on the part of some people that should know better. let's hope next time, any similar situation is handled better by those supposedly in charge.
If it was a glitch, Gav will figure it out. If it was an accident, the person who did it does not know they did it. Transparency?
We unlocked it as soon as we deduced that it wasn't locked on purpose. It is a minor problem that was addressed.
I hope in the future people will show some patience. The mods are member volunteers on duty as we are able.
And frankly, there are many more important issues that we deal with. A simple inquiry message to the Forum mods is all that is necessary if you see a thread has been locked. If it is something inadvertent then as soon as that is determined the thread will be unlocked. If it has been locked you will eventually get an explanation but do show patience as we are not a 24/7 tech help service.
In the meantime please show some lighthearted humor.
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Quote by noll
The thread "Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?" was locked earlier today, without any warnings beforehand or a note stating why. Can we please get some info as to why this thread was locked? Thx.
No one knows. Was it a glitch or an accident?
But it was unlocked as soon as we determined that no one had intentionally locked it.
But there should always be someone to blame and this person/thing has been identified as a suspect. (Damn! There goes my Bermuda Shorts Triangle theory.)
CASE CLOSED!
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It could've been accidentally locked for all we know. It's easy to hit a wrong box when using a phone and not even know it. Phone screens can get very jumpy at times, especially Samsung phones. I have one. Trying to click a link or a box can be like playing a video game at times. Who the fuck knows?
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This past week has been horrible. Dealt with some really hard things, one tragic. And I'm feeling really down. But on the upside, yesterday my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition came in the mail. Drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks and smoking a Dominican cigar. A toast my Rumpy gang friends. The best to y'all.
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Oh, why not? I've always been for her on her knees giving me a blowjob while I sit in my big chair eating a sub sandwich and watching sports on TV. I thought about circulating a petition for this and presenting it to her. Would y'all sign it?
So, hmmm... a nice juicy, medium rare ribeye with a baked potato swimming in butter and bacon bits, while drinking and ice cold beer and receiving a wet sloppy blow job. Very interesting!
Oh, by the way, my wife has suggested to me she'd like Eating Chocolate While Being Doggystyled After A Hot Oil Massage Day. So hey!
So, hmmm... a nice juicy, medium rare ribeye with a baked potato swimming in butter and bacon bits, while drinking and ice cold beer and receiving a wet sloppy blow job. Very interesting!
Oh, by the way, my wife has suggested to me she'd like Eating Chocolate While Being Doggystyled After A Hot Oil Massage Day. So hey!
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Quote by MadMartigan
So what you're saying is...
I can no longer have my cat ghost write my stories? But that's where the real genius lies!
Hi Mad, ummm, I don't know how to say this, but some of us have been meaning to talk to you about your cat.
Uh... it's a raccoon. I mean, it's a very smart and friendly raccoon. Just sayin'...
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Quote by MadMartigan
Is that what you named your pecker, Buz?
If yes, why not go all out and just name it Fifty Fathoms of PAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
Well, with Fifty Lengths Of Goober, I can have the characters can attend all those fancy social events like a Monster Truck Rally, Women's Mud Wrestlin' Night and Karaoke at Bubba's Beer Palace, and a Wet T-shirt Contest.
And instead of a BDSM Dungeon I can set it in a BDSM Barn. Nothing like a Dom in overalls and chewing tobacco when he spanks her over by the bushhogger.
