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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Unfortunately, I am on the Falcons wagon, and it's about three wheels short. I've been pissed off at the Falcons ever since they fired Mike Smith as head coach. He's by far the best coach they ever had, and the only Falcons coach in history to give them more than one winning season in a row. He gave them several in a row and seriously challenged for the Super Bowl.
Then Saturday my Dawgs barely squeaked by the worst team on their schedule. I hope they have one miserable hellacious week of practice and get their butts back in gear.
I'm drinking straight bourbon. Yeah, it's Jack Daniels today.
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Thanks to everyone who has read my story, The Batgirl, which just came in 2nd Place in the Sport Sex Story Competition. It was fun as hell to write.
I know I am waaaay behind on reading several of my friends' stories. But they are in my queue... I'll eventually get to them.
Then Saturday my Dawgs barely squeaked by the worst team on their schedule. I hope they have one miserable hellacious week of practice and get their butts back in gear.
I'm drinking straight bourbon. Yeah, it's Jack Daniels today.
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Thanks to everyone who has read my story, The Batgirl, which just came in 2nd Place in the Sport Sex Story Competition. It was fun as hell to write.
I know I am waaaay behind on reading several of my friends' stories. But they are in my queue... I'll eventually get to them.
The Linebacker
Congratulations to Burquette for 1st Place! Awesome story! And to Gilrenard on finishing out the Top 3. Damned excellent, dude.
This comp was so strong that it spawned 6 EPs. Damn! That is awesome! Great to get so many super strong entries. The writers here make Lushstories the Number One Quality Erotic Story site on the entire world wide web!
Congrats to all the honorable mentions and all who entered, as y'all made this a super competition.
Hey, We KICK ASS!
This comp was so strong that it spawned 6 EPs. Damn! That is awesome! Great to get so many super strong entries. The writers here make Lushstories the Number One Quality Erotic Story site on the entire world wide web!
Congrats to all the honorable mentions and all who entered, as y'all made this a super competition.
Hey, We KICK ASS!
The Linebacker
No. We were both 16 and she was my girlfriend all the way through high school. She had been put on the pill to control her period cramping or something. We were both virgins. It was awkward and evidently painful for her. I kept offering to stop but she wanted to get it out of the way, so she pretty much demanded that we get it done. From then on, each time was a learning experience and it kept getting better and better.
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Quote by sprite
yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?
Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.
Better bring your dancing shoes cause I'll dance with ya, sweetcheeks.
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Quote by HotWife4U
Sounds like a party I want to join. The Party of Parties.
I think Sprite would make an excellent VP.
Our campaign slogan will be, Get a Buzz with Buz.
You're signed up! I have important jobs for you.
Sprite already wants to be my Generalisimo Commander of all military forces. I am afraid she'll be utterly ruthless. I love it!
Already planning Bethany Frasier on being permanent Lady Liberty Leading the People.
Here is Bethany in action...
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Quote by Liz
Buz.
Beer, boobs, bikes, and barbeque. Nuff said.
I have a top position for you, Liz, on my cabinet.
As El-Presidenté-for-Life Buz, there will be world peace. Of course, as I will be leader of the entire world.
Liz, I expect you to help me design my Presidential uniform. I'd like a big sash and lots of medals/ribbons.
There will be only one political PARTY! And that PARTY will be 24/7 beer, boobs, bikes, and barbecue. Tattoos are encouraged!
The Banana Party! As the entire world will be my Banana Republic.
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Quote by sprite
The Sherharazade Suite - Rimsey-Korsekov and Peer Gynt by Greig. Also, Stravinsky's Firebird Suite. I tend to go for the Russians, I guess.
btw, according to Buz, Elvis is Classical. can i get an amen and a fried peanut butter sammich on that?
Elvis is classical music. I'm not going to give it all away, but Elvis is not dead and he is a now a symphony conductor (when he's not hanging out with world leaders in The Grove in northern California deciding world policy). Y'all will have to research and find him yourselves. He did get back into shape and still does karate, pretty good for a guy his age. For fun, he works in Vegas impersonating himself and running a wedding venue.
I like fried pickles, fried green tomatoes, fried okra, fried squash, fried rattlesnake, fried gator, even an occasional fried peanut butter sandwich, but if it's peanut butter and jelly, I don't like it fried.
I do love me some Chopin piano pieces. Kick back with a fine brandy or scotch, and a Cuban cigar. Now if I'm listening to some classical Charlie Daniels fiddle music, I kick back with Jack Daniels (I'm sure he was Charlie's cousin) on the rocks and smokin' a doobie.
Hey, there ain't nuthin' finer than listening to Rossini's William Tell Overture and imagine myself on a pure white stallion, riding across the southwestern desert plains as The Lone Ranger. You just don't get any better culture than that. I ain't talkin' cultured buttermilk.
The Linebacker
Hi Lushies!
There are some late entries to the Sporty Sex Story Competition. Please check them out and give those folks a vote here on this last evening of the comp.
https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/sporty-sex-stories.aspx
Thanks!
There are some late entries to the Sporty Sex Story Competition. Please check them out and give those folks a vote here on this last evening of the comp.
https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/sporty-sex-stories.aspx
Thanks!
The Linebacker
It is a late entry and I'd like to see my friend Madmartigan's story make it to eligibility in the competition, so I'm hawking it here.
Hat Tricks And Firecracker, by MadMartigan
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/hat-tricks-and-firecracker.aspx
Hat Tricks And Firecracker, by MadMartigan
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/hat-tricks-and-firecracker.aspx
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Cunt and twat are great words to use during sex. What is especially great is for both the guy and the woman to both use the words in expressing their passion. Those words let you both know, you're really fucking. not just having sex, but FUCKING!
When she yells out at me, "Fuck my slutty cunt!" Wow! That does the trick.
Two of my favorite words for genitalia (though I don't think I have an ultimate favorite, but I do love these) are 'snatch' for pussy and 'tallywhacker' for dick. Though saying 'tallywhacker' used during sex might cause you to giggle. But if you're married or long time and truly impassioned, a few laughs while fucking doesn't hurt at all and certainly doesn't hinder anything.
'Snatch' is a great word to use anytime, even while fucking. "Oh, babe, your damn snatch is really dripping. It's oozing all down my chin."
Sex requires a lot of noise, talking, and intense physical passion! Dirty words make it great!
When she yells out at me, "Fuck my slutty cunt!" Wow! That does the trick.
Two of my favorite words for genitalia (though I don't think I have an ultimate favorite, but I do love these) are 'snatch' for pussy and 'tallywhacker' for dick. Though saying 'tallywhacker' used during sex might cause you to giggle. But if you're married or long time and truly impassioned, a few laughs while fucking doesn't hurt at all and certainly doesn't hinder anything.
'Snatch' is a great word to use anytime, even while fucking. "Oh, babe, your damn snatch is really dripping. It's oozing all down my chin."
Sex requires a lot of noise, talking, and intense physical passion! Dirty words make it great!
The Linebacker
Quote by Nikki703
I agree with you that sometimes it is fun to offend, LOL! I had a few posts I made taken down. Being Catholic, I assumed that since they didn't offend me they wont offend other Catholics which was wrong. While I do not always agree with all the Lush rules, I do try to abide by them. Like you said, Rules is Rules. For the most part we do have a lot of freedom here.
Although I do miss the Trump Pole Vaulting Post!! HAHA
And you are very much appreciated, Nikki. You're a solid longtime Lush member and a fun one, too.
So, here is one to enjoy of Trump talking about his penis...
