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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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As a kid, I loved to put together model airplanes and hang them from my ceiling with fishing line as if they were in flight.
I particularly loved WWIII planes and antique planes.
Here are some airplanes I like.
USA P-40 Warhawks/Flying Tigers
British Supermarine Spitfire
USA North American P-51 Mustang
USA Lockheed P-38 Lightning
Empire of Japan's Mitsubishi Zero
German Fockewulf 190
(Korean War) USA North American F-86 Sabre Jet
I particularly loved WWIII planes and antique planes.
Here are some airplanes I like.
USA P-40 Warhawks/Flying Tigers
British Supermarine Spitfire
USA North American P-51 Mustang
USA Lockheed P-38 Lightning
Empire of Japan's Mitsubishi Zero
German Fockewulf 190
(Korean War) USA North American F-86 Sabre Jet
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Quote by MadMartigan
I had no idea my typical humor and method of praise would result in a long-winded discussion of what wins: story views or quality of prose. And the answer is quality. Or we get BS like Twilight and 50 Shades of Terrible winning awards.
I won't call you fucking wanker with love again, mate. I'll call you a Monarch Butterfly or some other fluffy shit like that when you post a good story. Kapish?
Unless Georgia pulls another win out of their asses against my Tigers.Every fucking time, dammit. Every. Time.
Don't you call me a Monarch Butterfly or any fluffy ass shit. I am a crazy ass wild wanker for sure, and plan for my stories to ooze with drippy, hot, nasty hair pullin' sex and all the dirtiest words that go with it. And expect you to read it and like it!
Damn, my Dawgs did pull that one out of their ass. As diehard fans we live and die with that. I won't complain when they win that way. I sure do ache and moan when they lose that way. Your Tigers had us by the throat and then left just enough life to come back and bite. I guess our team's rivalry will be an annual thing for a longtime to come now. Y'all did bite us in Athens in '13, and I was there on the fuckin' 50 yard line yellin' my head off and cussin' at the end. Fuckin' rowdy ass, slobber knockin' SEC football ain't for sissies.
I want to see another story out of you soon.
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Quote by sprite
Michael Jordan no argument there
I am a big Steph Curry fan and if he can keep up what he is doing over time, and lead his team to as many championships as Michael Jordan, I'll be on board. But no one ruled the court and made everyone of their team consistently play way over their head like Jordan did. But I'd sure take Curry on my team anyday of the week. I think my Hawks should just dish out the cash and bring Curry to The ATL.
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The Departed
Seabiscuit
No Country For Old Men
Mullholland Drive
Gladiator
Inglorious Basterds
Django Unchained
The Revenant
The Pianist
12 Years A Slave
Casino Royale
Mystic River
Mad Max: Fury Road
Sin City
Atonement
Bridge of Spies
American Hustle
War Horse
Moneyball
The King’s Speech
Million Dollar Baby
Gone Girl
Best TV miniseries:
The Band of Brothers
True Detective 1
The Game of Thrones
Seabiscuit
No Country For Old Men
Mullholland Drive
Gladiator
Inglorious Basterds
Django Unchained
The Revenant
The Pianist
12 Years A Slave
Casino Royale
Mystic River
Mad Max: Fury Road
Sin City
Atonement
Bridge of Spies
American Hustle
War Horse
Moneyball
The King’s Speech
Million Dollar Baby
Gone Girl
Best TV miniseries:
The Band of Brothers
True Detective 1
The Game of Thrones
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For major league baseball, I'll go with Hank Aaron, Pete Rose, Ken Griffey, Jr., Cal Ripken, Jr., and Greg Maddux (pitcher). And you have to throw in Babe Ruth. I had to leave Barry Bonds off the list cause he used steroids. Though not against the rules at the time, I just don't respect it.
NFL: Jerry Rice, Walter Peyton, Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Dick Butkus
NBA: Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. NO CONTEST!
I couldn't tell you about NHL, so I'll go with the PGA: Jack Nicklaus
I would like to say that my all-time favorite baseball player is John Smoltz.
NFL: Jerry Rice, Walter Peyton, Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Dick Butkus
NBA: Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. NO CONTEST!
I couldn't tell you about NHL, so I'll go with the PGA: Jack Nicklaus
I would like to say that my all-time favorite baseball player is John Smoltz.
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Quote by Annamagique
Sorry, Buz. I did not mean to offend you. I genuinely meant that I was surprised at your view count.
In the past, Nicola told me that the judges use a spreadsheet which is supposed to take into consideration such figures.
I take it then that you are saying that what the readers think is irrelevant?
Worse still you think my story lacking in terms of "writing, grammar, content, concept, storyline and overall quality"?
Quite frankly, I don't understand what is going on here. I do believe I liked your story and posted that I did so in the comments section when I voted a 5 on it.
I don't understand what your problem is with my view count. It has been coming in at about 2500 views per week since it was posted. That seems pretty normal to me.
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Story view count would be expected to be much higher on stories submitted early in the competition over stories submitted much later.
I have submitted stories in several competitions in the past and have led the competition in view count before when I got my story entered early, but did not place in the Top 3 in any of those instances. I never have expected such a thing as view count or even vote or comment count to play any role whatsoever in a story competition judged on writing, grammar, content, concept, storyline, and overall quality.
I have submitted stories in several competitions in the past and have led the competition in view count before when I got my story entered early, but did not place in the Top 3 in any of those instances. I never have expected such a thing as view count or even vote or comment count to play any role whatsoever in a story competition judged on writing, grammar, content, concept, storyline, and overall quality.
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Story view count would be expected to be much higher on stories submitted early in the competition over stories submitted much later.
I have submitted stories in several competitions in the past and have led the competition in view count before when I got my story entered early, but did not place in the Top 3 in any of those instances. I never have expected such a thing as view count or even vote or comment count to play any role whatsoever in a story competition judged on writing, grammar, content, concept, storyline, and overall quality.
PS. This is an erotic story site. While there are some love stories, MOST of the stories are about SEX! I don't know about y'all but I say things during sex that wouldn't be considered proper etiquette in church. So why not write sex stories using real language of sex? If you read my stories you will see the words fuck, suck, pussy, cunt, dick, cock, pecker, prick, snatch, twat, tits, titties, dripping, cum, cumming, squirting, humping, thrusting, poking, pounding, ass, asshole, pucker, puckerhole, hell, you may even see tallywhacker or goober, or even, "Fuck my slutty cunt!"
I have submitted stories in several competitions in the past and have led the competition in view count before when I got my story entered early, but did not place in the Top 3 in any of those instances. I never have expected such a thing as view count or even vote or comment count to play any role whatsoever in a story competition judged on writing, grammar, content, concept, storyline, and overall quality.
PS. This is an erotic story site. While there are some love stories, MOST of the stories are about SEX! I don't know about y'all but I say things during sex that wouldn't be considered proper etiquette in church. So why not write sex stories using real language of sex? If you read my stories you will see the words fuck, suck, pussy, cunt, dick, cock, pecker, prick, snatch, twat, tits, titties, dripping, cum, cumming, squirting, humping, thrusting, poking, pounding, ass, asshole, pucker, puckerhole, hell, you may even see tallywhacker or goober, or even, "Fuck my slutty cunt!"
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As a senior moderator, I can say that our suggestion is to place your story in the category that it fits the most. Use the tags to further add to that.
We consider the category part of the site to be one of its major strengths and it will continue as it is.
My personal feelings are that Lushstories is the best organized erotic story site on the internet. It is what attracted me to join this site to begin with.
We consider the category part of the site to be one of its major strengths and it will continue as it is.
My personal feelings are that Lushstories is the best organized erotic story site on the internet. It is what attracted me to join this site to begin with.
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I can't name just ten:
National Lampoon’s Animal House (the greatest movie ever made)
The Departed
Casablanca
The Maltese Falcon
Chinatown
Tombstone
It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
Bull Durham
Tremors
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Caddyshack
Inglourious Basterds
Gladiator
True Grit (with John Wayne)
Sin City
The Hangover
Coming To America
Raising Arizona
Dr. Strangelove
The Big Lebowski
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
National Lampoon’s Animal House (the greatest movie ever made)
The Departed
Casablanca
The Maltese Falcon
Chinatown
Tombstone
It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
Bull Durham
Tremors
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Caddyshack
Inglourious Basterds
Gladiator
True Grit (with John Wayne)
Sin City
The Hangover
Coming To America
Raising Arizona
Dr. Strangelove
The Big Lebowski
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
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Kentuckians generally have a good sense of humor. You can insult their football teams and they'll toss in a worse insult of their football teams. But you don't go saying bad shit about their basketball teams, especially the UK Wildcats. They'll get all up in your face. When it comes to the roundball, those Cats shave drubbed my Dawgs more times than I can count. Every now and then we sneak in an upset. And I attended the last upset, which was like 2 or 3 years ago.
And hats off to their 'Bourbon'. I never let my liquor cabinet run out of Makers Mark. When it starts to get low, it's off to the store. So tasty and smooth I drink it straight on the rocks or just straight.
And hats off to their 'Bourbon'. I never let my liquor cabinet run out of Makers Mark. When it starts to get low, it's off to the store. So tasty and smooth I drink it straight on the rocks or just straight.
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The sheer excitement of public fucking adds greatly to the thrill of the sex.
Like Beth, I've done it and gotten away with it.
* Mall department store changing room (How many of y'all are familiar with Belks. If so, you're from the South.)
* Public beach (on the Emerald Coast, ie Florida panhandle, aka Redneck Riviera)
* In the car while driving (actually was getting a blow job when we passed a patrolman sitting watching for speeders to ticket. He was clueless.)
* Parking decks
* Hotel balcony
* On the famous Appalachian Trail (right on the trail) during the middle of the afternoon. No bears in sight thank goodness.
* In a ski boat and in a fishing boat, both during the day and at night.
* In an alley behind a bar in downtown Athens, Georgia
And in a sailboat in St, Thomas, US Virgin Islands, only we got caught. Well, seen by a yacht full of people who cheered. My wife and I on our honeymoon.
Like Beth, I've done it and gotten away with it.
* Mall department store changing room (How many of y'all are familiar with Belks. If so, you're from the South.)
* Public beach (on the Emerald Coast, ie Florida panhandle, aka Redneck Riviera)
* In the car while driving (actually was getting a blow job when we passed a patrolman sitting watching for speeders to ticket. He was clueless.)
* Parking decks
* Hotel balcony
* On the famous Appalachian Trail (right on the trail) during the middle of the afternoon. No bears in sight thank goodness.
* In a ski boat and in a fishing boat, both during the day and at night.
* In an alley behind a bar in downtown Athens, Georgia
And in a sailboat in St, Thomas, US Virgin Islands, only we got caught. Well, seen by a yacht full of people who cheered. My wife and I on our honeymoon.
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My suggestion on competitions is to keep it the way it is. It's working great right now. The current system consistently delivers superior winners. The majority are very happy with things the way they are.
It ain't broke, so don't try fixing it. Fixing what isn't broke is the same kind of thinking government leaders do when they fuck things up.
I always like the common sense approach best.
It ain't broke, so don't try fixing it. Fixing what isn't broke is the same kind of thinking government leaders do when they fuck things up.
I always like the common sense approach best.
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The current judging process is actually excellent. One cannot take the subjectivity out of judging and scoring something like writing or art. Nicola gets high quality and impartial judges and they have always done an excellent job.
In order to have a competition that awards the best quality stories, one cannot let it become a popularity contest, which basically is what the procedures Ping suggests, would do.
In the past, they had to come up with a way to ensure that competition entrants didn't resort to sleazy tactics such as voting down competitor stories and getting their friends and supporters to do that also. With the current technological ability of the site, the identity of anyone attempting that is easily detected.
So it is best to take the popular vote out of it. Total views and total votes both play to the popularity scheme. So those are both bad suggestions. Let's have stories earn the awards based on merit rather than popularity.
It is best to let qualified judges, chosen by the site owner, do their work and use their knowledge of story writing, grammar, concept, plot, structure, word flow, entertainment value, and the overall quality of the story, to determine which stories are superior.
I am a senior story moderator and have entered several competitions and I have never known who the judges were. Which is exactly how it should be. That way no one can try to influence their decision.
The current system for judging story competitions is far superior to any others that have been suggested.
This site is a private enterprise with an outstanding reputation for quality. Total transparency is neither required nor is it owed. Nicola has laid out the process for judging very clearly. She did more than she needed to do. Further whining about the process sounds like sour grapes.
And there is no good reason at all that any moderator should feel that they shouldn't enter a competition. The story mods were chosen to do what they do by exhibiting a much higher level of writing, command of grammar, and knowledge of how to put together a high-quality story. Therefore, that is a chunk of the best writers on the site. They should not be denied their shot at writing and entering competitions.
In order to have a competition that awards the best quality stories, one cannot let it become a popularity contest, which basically is what the procedures Ping suggests, would do.
In the past, they had to come up with a way to ensure that competition entrants didn't resort to sleazy tactics such as voting down competitor stories and getting their friends and supporters to do that also. With the current technological ability of the site, the identity of anyone attempting that is easily detected.
So it is best to take the popular vote out of it. Total views and total votes both play to the popularity scheme. So those are both bad suggestions. Let's have stories earn the awards based on merit rather than popularity.
It is best to let qualified judges, chosen by the site owner, do their work and use their knowledge of story writing, grammar, concept, plot, structure, word flow, entertainment value, and the overall quality of the story, to determine which stories are superior.
I am a senior story moderator and have entered several competitions and I have never known who the judges were. Which is exactly how it should be. That way no one can try to influence their decision.
The current system for judging story competitions is far superior to any others that have been suggested.
This site is a private enterprise with an outstanding reputation for quality. Total transparency is neither required nor is it owed. Nicola has laid out the process for judging very clearly. She did more than she needed to do. Further whining about the process sounds like sour grapes.
And there is no good reason at all that any moderator should feel that they shouldn't enter a competition. The story mods were chosen to do what they do by exhibiting a much higher level of writing, command of grammar, and knowledge of how to put together a high-quality story. Therefore, that is a chunk of the best writers on the site. They should not be denied their shot at writing and entering competitions.