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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Quote by HistoryGuy07
Possibly delete the people that are not active with this site anymore. Perhaps like delete profiles that haven't been active for 100+ days.
I don't like this idea because many of those people come back. There can be various reasons such as medical reasons that the member has been unable to be active. Military personnel could be on deployment that does not allow them to be active for several months to a year or more. Someone else could be serving a sentence for minor drugs such as possession of marijuana. As ridiculous as it is, they can easily serve a year in jail or more for that. There are countless reasons that could keep a member away that eventually wants to come back and be active.
And there are members who may have passed away but would love to have their stories still posted and profiles kept for posterity. People like to be remembered, and their friends like to remember them. Plus just having the stories available for readers to enjoy. First of all, this is an erotic story website!
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I think they served hunch punch at both conventions from the looks of things. I believe we're all going to need to be shitfaced drunk for the next four years.
The grain alcohol really doesn't have any taste. I mean fumes mostly. ha It depends upon how you make the punch. Cutting up a lot of fruit is good. You can eat the fruit out of it too. The fruit has absorbed the alcohol also, so it's all going to get you smashed.
Yes, I've enjoyed quite a few fraternity hunch punch parties. Several while wearing a toga. Of course, I sometimes lost my toga. I should've worn something underneath but the proper way to toga is commando. In fact, it's the only way to toga!
The grain alcohol really doesn't have any taste. I mean fumes mostly. ha It depends upon how you make the punch. Cutting up a lot of fruit is good. You can eat the fruit out of it too. The fruit has absorbed the alcohol also, so it's all going to get you smashed.
Yes, I've enjoyed quite a few fraternity hunch punch parties. Several while wearing a toga. Of course, I sometimes lost my toga. I should've worn something underneath but the proper way to toga is commando. In fact, it's the only way to toga!
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Look up my skirt and find the Glock 26 in a garter holster. Run away quickly.
We'd have fun comparing pistols. I'm usually strapping my a 40 cal (I have both a S&W & a Ruger) or if I'm feeling really bad, my Colt 45 auto (but it is hard to conceal). My wife sometimes wears a garter holster. She loves to whisper, "I'm packing" in my ear.
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Don't drink this shit straight. It's 190 proof, yes, 96% alcohol and will destroy brain cells. But fill a tub with Hawaiin Punch, orange juice, cranberry juice, cut up some oranges, apples, watermelon and cantaloupe and put in some grapes. Chill the tub in some ice until it's cold then you can pour in a few bottles of grain alcohol and have yourself a hunch punch party.
Please do not drive or operate machinery for 24 hours after.
Please do not drive or operate machinery for 24 hours after.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
My boobs have been seen by so many people, they're almost public domain! lol Unless I'm at work, I'm braless in a loose or low-cut top out in public, so lots of people get a peek at my tits if they're in the right spot.
Bethany, you need to trademark those fun girls. Of course, we'll have to add a little ® somewhere.
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Quote by oceanrunner
I've had a decent number of good bar arguments and discussions about what is a sport.
Modern olympics started with such events as tug of war and standing high jump.
Can't wait to read a good story about dressage (also an Olympic sport). ;)
Tug of War should definitely be brought back to the Olympics. For both male and female athletes. A team of 10 representing each nation. I'd love it.
I can tell you who'd be hard to beat. The UK. The Brits are really into the heavy lifting stuff for those strongest men in the world competitions. They could field a team that would be hard as hell to beat. And if the blood doping Russians aren't there, the Brits might have an easy gold for the men.
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I think this will be an entertaining competition. Sport & Sex! hmm... I think of sex as an athletic endeavor anyhow. You should do it a manner that leaves you physically exhausted. Just more fun to me.
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Getting rid of it permanently? What if you get divorced and your significant other dumps you and your next lover likes it hairy or maybe just a trim? Or what if the Bushes, yep, George and them, take over the world (Though they might actually be running everything anyhow). Ya know, shaving and waxing will become illegal. We'll all have to Bush-y.
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Quote by pink_pussy
So far as my experience tell.. A man s balls are where his semen gets stored when he is horny n willing to mate. We can sense that by cupping their balls. We will feel they become very full n heavy. This happens if he has not cum in a long time. This can be taken as his state of horny n willing to fuck u.
Noll's post above is correct. The sperm (little swimmers that are racing to get to the woman's egg) are what comes from the testicles. The semen is produced outside the testicle and the sperm then hitch a ride in that. So the weight of the testicles stays basically the same all the time.
See my post above about how the ball sack tightens and loosens. That is what gives the testicles the illusion of feeling heavier when they actually are not.
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Testicles stay the same size all the time. The sack around them loosens and tightens, mostly to adjust for temperature. The testicles produce the sperm (the little swimmers inside the seminal fluid) at normal body temperature. So the sack either pulls the testicles closer to the body for warmth (tightens) when it's colder outside or loosens up, drooping when it's hot or the body is extra hot from exercise or something. If a guy is sick, feverish, and running a high temperature his balls will loosen excessively and droop way down to protect them from the excessive body heat.
If I haven't cum in awhile, my testicles get somewhat sore and sensitive. Running, though hot, actually makes the sack tighten up so that my balls aren't banging around. Of course, most guys wear tight underwear to run in for the support. If not it would be like a big boobed woman jogging without a bra, and probably hurt even more.
Testicles may have the illusion of feeling heavier when the sack is drooping. But in reality, they weigh the same.
And a guy's penis changes sizes for much of the same reasons. When it's hot outside, the penis hangs much longer and thicker. When it's very cold, it will shrink up in order to stay tight against the body for warmth. Of course getting aroused will engorge it with blood to erection no matter the temperature.
Testicology 101
If I haven't cum in awhile, my testicles get somewhat sore and sensitive. Running, though hot, actually makes the sack tighten up so that my balls aren't banging around. Of course, most guys wear tight underwear to run in for the support. If not it would be like a big boobed woman jogging without a bra, and probably hurt even more.
Testicles may have the illusion of feeling heavier when the sack is drooping. But in reality, they weigh the same.
And a guy's penis changes sizes for much of the same reasons. When it's hot outside, the penis hangs much longer and thicker. When it's very cold, it will shrink up in order to stay tight against the body for warmth. Of course getting aroused will engorge it with blood to erection no matter the temperature.
Testicology 101