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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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The Linebacker
Only bad tattoos.
Great body art is very cool. And tattooing has been around since extremely ancient times. We're talking a long time ago, fuckers! Since dudes wearing skirts were whacking at each other with short bronze swords. Even before that. When they were tossing spears with stone spearheads. That long ago.
Don't go cheap when getting a tattoo. You'll look cheap. Save up and spend to get good quality art from a true body artist. And go original. Do you really want the same cookie-cutter tattoo that thousands of other people have?
But if you want a high powered job, like say corporate level and/or banking or such, don't get tattooed anywhere that cannot be totally covered with a business suit. And seriously, don't wear nose, lip, and eyebrow piercings to job interviews.
I've now got 5 tattoos. But when I'm at work you'd never know it.
Great body art is very cool. And tattooing has been around since extremely ancient times. We're talking a long time ago, fuckers! Since dudes wearing skirts were whacking at each other with short bronze swords. Even before that. When they were tossing spears with stone spearheads. That long ago.
Don't go cheap when getting a tattoo. You'll look cheap. Save up and spend to get good quality art from a true body artist. And go original. Do you really want the same cookie-cutter tattoo that thousands of other people have?
But if you want a high powered job, like say corporate level and/or banking or such, don't get tattooed anywhere that cannot be totally covered with a business suit. And seriously, don't wear nose, lip, and eyebrow piercings to job interviews.
I've now got 5 tattoos. But when I'm at work you'd never know it.
The Linebacker
I'm a frustrated Atlanta Falcons fan. And I'm pissed that they're paying for most of the new stadium with public tax dollars but naming it for 'sponsor' Mercedes-Benz. The stadium will be state-of-the-art, opening and closing like the shutter of a camera. That's cool and all, but it sure isn't a Lombardi Trophy!
But the on-field performance deserves this...
C'mon Arthur Blank, just give us a fucking team that wins championships rather than the prick-tease type team you've dealt us thus far.
But the on-field performance deserves this...
C'mon Arthur Blank, just give us a fucking team that wins championships rather than the prick-tease type team you've dealt us thus far.
The Linebacker
Quote by Magical_felix
One time I clicked on a porn because it specifically said that the pornstar was going to be doing her first anal on screen. I made sure I was alone, I got my tissues ready, lit a fucking summer breeze scented candle... I watched the whole thing and there was no anal to be found anywhere in this 25 minute long LIE. I was so dissapointed that I didn't even find a new video to jerk off to. I just put my rig away and went for a walk to clear my mind.
You should always watch porn with choir girls from church. But avoid Mormons. They are just too physically demanding.
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There would be retribution kind of like Ving Rhames character, Marsellus Wallace was about to do on that redneck dude in Pulp Fiction.
Seriously, anyone should report all felony crimes. is one of the most heinous crimes there is and should never be tolerated. Unfortunately, our justice system doesn't always deal out serious enough sentences.
Seriously, anyone should report all felony crimes. is one of the most heinous crimes there is and should never be tolerated. Unfortunately, our justice system doesn't always deal out serious enough sentences.
The Linebacker
You can PM your story text to a Lush friend to proof and edit for you.
Of course exchanging emails and sending text that way works also. As well as creating a PDF and emailing that to your proofreader/editor to mark the corrective edits on for you to make.
If you do exchange text by emails and then upload the final version to Lush, please proof it over really close for spacing problems. Some word processing software can have incompatibilities with Lush's submission text box, especially in line and word spacing. You'll need to fix that in the edit mode upon uploading. That is often too big a job for the verifiers to do. And please, do check for that.
If you encounter that problem, paste your correct text into a PM to send to yourself. Cut and paste that into your Lush text submission. That way it should retain the correct spacing. But it would lose italics if you used that. You would need to re-italicise any words meant to be italic.
I highly recommend using a proofreader/editor. A fresh set of eyes will almost always catch mistakes that the author misses.
Of course exchanging emails and sending text that way works also. As well as creating a PDF and emailing that to your proofreader/editor to mark the corrective edits on for you to make.
If you do exchange text by emails and then upload the final version to Lush, please proof it over really close for spacing problems. Some word processing software can have incompatibilities with Lush's submission text box, especially in line and word spacing. You'll need to fix that in the edit mode upon uploading. That is often too big a job for the verifiers to do. And please, do check for that.
If you encounter that problem, paste your correct text into a PM to send to yourself. Cut and paste that into your Lush text submission. That way it should retain the correct spacing. But it would lose italics if you used that. You would need to re-italicise any words meant to be italic.
I highly recommend using a proofreader/editor. A fresh set of eyes will almost always catch mistakes that the author misses.
The Linebacker
Bugs, Sarge, Doreen, Wilbur, and Petey are the character names from a story I particularly enjoyed writing. Doreen was the Waffle House waitress.
An excerpt...
Having already shot his load, the sergeant found himself impatiently hoping that Bugs would hurry and finish so they could leave. He kept eyeing them from his sitting position, annoyed the younger Bugs hadn’t shown any signs of slowing down.
Five minutes later, Sarge was wondering if Bugs endless pounding of Doreen from the rear would ever end. Just then he heard the tone of Bugs’s grunts change. Sarge turned toward them.
Bugs suddenly went tight, his muscles tensed. “Ooh! Oh! Oh, fuck!”
“Give it to me Bugs!” Doreen realized that Bugs was cumming. “Come to mama!”
Finally, Bugs had shot his load. He exploded into Doreen’s soaked twat and slowed his pace down until he stopped. Doreen collapsed on her face. She lay prostate on the bed. Her plump pussy lips creamy and splayed apart.
“Oh my god!” she forced out while catching her breath. “I haven’t been fucked like that in years.”
Bugs dropped to bed next to her. “Damn, I need another beer and could use a few donuts to get my strength back.”
“Goddamn, Bugs,” bellowed the sergeant, “you just barely got through fuckin’ and you want donuts?”
“Yeah, I sure could use a box.” Bugs wiped the sweat off his face. “You wanna go over to Burton’s Corner and buy some Krispy Kreme’s from the cheerleaders?”
An excerpt...
Having already shot his load, the sergeant found himself impatiently hoping that Bugs would hurry and finish so they could leave. He kept eyeing them from his sitting position, annoyed the younger Bugs hadn’t shown any signs of slowing down.
Five minutes later, Sarge was wondering if Bugs endless pounding of Doreen from the rear would ever end. Just then he heard the tone of Bugs’s grunts change. Sarge turned toward them.
Bugs suddenly went tight, his muscles tensed. “Ooh! Oh! Oh, fuck!”
“Give it to me Bugs!” Doreen realized that Bugs was cumming. “Come to mama!”
Finally, Bugs had shot his load. He exploded into Doreen’s soaked twat and slowed his pace down until he stopped. Doreen collapsed on her face. She lay prostate on the bed. Her plump pussy lips creamy and splayed apart.
“Oh my god!” she forced out while catching her breath. “I haven’t been fucked like that in years.”
Bugs dropped to bed next to her. “Damn, I need another beer and could use a few donuts to get my strength back.”
“Goddamn, Bugs,” bellowed the sergeant, “you just barely got through fuckin’ and you want donuts?”
“Yeah, I sure could use a box.” Bugs wiped the sweat off his face. “You wanna go over to Burton’s Corner and buy some Krispy Kreme’s from the cheerleaders?”
