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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Quite frankly, I'm in a fucking goddamn bad mood. I'd really like to kick someone's ass!
Cock and cunt go together like dick and pussy, like snatch and pecker, like coochie and tallywhacker, like twat and goober.
Chicken tastes very similar to rattlesnake or alligator meat. Just sayin' cause I've eaten all three.

Free range is healthiest to eat no doubt. The drawbacks to the farmer raising free range chickens are losing so many chickens and eggs to predators. Hawks also love to eat chicken, especially the chicks. Other predators in the region I live are red foxes, coyotes and weasels. Plus toss in snakes. Snakes love to eat the eggs and chicks.

And yes, chickens do eat their own shit.
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I spoke with a strong Georgia accent and understood almost nothing the Wisconsin people said and they wouldn't believe I was born and educated in Korea.


The best version of American is spoken in Georgia. Hmmm... Wisconsin has a very different accent. In fact, that entire region has a very thick accent, strongly influenced by their Scandanavian roots. I enjoy accents myself and appreciate them. Mine is definitely a north Georgia accent. Famous actresses from north Georgia, Julia Roberts, Holly Hunter, and Kim Basinger, still retain their north Georgia accents.
I thought this was Have You Ever Been Flashed In Public? I am way too tired to be posting anything...

I've had girls in cars flash their tits at me in traffic quite a few times. I had sales clerk at a big department store squat down and flash her pussy at me when I was squatted down looking for pants that were at the bottom of the rack. She definitely did it on purpose. She smiled and spread her legs further when she saw me glimpse.

Yes, women probably flash every bit as much as men flashers. The difference is that men that get flashed don't call the police and raise hell, in fact, we enjoy it and we can't wait to tell our buddies, "Hey, guess what happened?"
I hope everyone is doing good here. Just want to let people know that I am going to be fairly absent on Lush for a little while. I have some pressing personal matters and issues that are occupying me at this time. I'll catch up on stories/poems at a later time.

Y'all have fun around here.

Buz
Congratulations, John! You are an excellent hard working mod. Thanks for doing a great job.
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I have an unanswered question!

D x


Americans say 'back of the line'.

Now if you're on the computer and it's documents waiting to print we'd say 'queue'. But not in reference to people or actual objects.
Here is the general rule on bio length. For a man the bio should not be longer than his pecker. For a woman is should not be longer than her Lelo Kaya Rabbit Vibe.
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American English is like GERMAN PIZZA...

(It can be good, but it isn't THE REAL THING!!!)

*IRONY!!!*


xx SF



American English is like CHICAGO PIZZA. It's the BEST!!!

How about a shot of bourbon for a night cap? That's what I'm having...

Just now saw this thread. This is almost just like a crazy discussion my group of closest friends has had several times starting back in our college says

Title: One Hundred Percent (because that's how I approach and live life.)

Genre: Drama with action because I've always been a thrill seeker. And it would need torrid off and on love romance that finally sticks.

Actor: My friends have always told me that'd be Josh Hartnett. I don't think I could pick one, so I'll go with that.
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Do you enjoy the feeling of being sexually aroused other than when you are actually having sex?

Of course I do. I'm addicted to orgasms, so I spend a good deal of time being sexually aroused!

If you do enjoy the feeling and you are not aroused, do you try to get there or just wait until it comes spontaneously without you helping it?

So many different things can get me aroused, just an idle thought or memory can do the trick!

Do you avoid becoming aroused because you may not be able to satisfy the feeling?

No, arousal itself is pleasurable. It also emboldens me.

If you are not aroused and would like to be, what do you do to get there?

I have so many erotic experiences to recall, all I have to do is remember. Or if I see someone I'm attracted to, I start fantasizing.

Do you like to prolong the feeling of being horny or scratch the itch as soon as possible?

Being horny makes me more flirtatious and daring. Most people get drunk to feel like I do when I'm horny. I just don't happen to need the alcohol to be uninhibited. And I like the feeling, so why cut it short?

Assuming your partner is not readily available, what is your favorite way to indulge the feelings?

I have 4 regular partners. One of them is almost always available. Otherwise, I let my fingers do the dancing.



Okay, now I'm feeling horny!
I'm sure y'all are familiar with all of those side-effect disclosures at the end of prescription drug commercials on TV or in the fine print at the bottom of print ads. Well, that's because all prescription drugs can react badly with some people. Generally, somewhere less than 10% of all people who take a drug are going to have a very negative reaction.

BECAUSE NOTHING IS 100% The same with everything else in life. Everything you do is a gamble. Taking a shower is a gamble. You could slip, crack your head open and kill yourself any morning or evening you get in that shower. You could get killed in an accident on the way to work. Yes, shit happens!

So while the majority may greatly benefit, a very small group may not. Autism and vaccines? Hell, I don't know if vaccines actually cause that. Would the drug companies be honest in their research? hahaha And the government? Seriously, who trusts the government?

But still, vaccines are necessary to control diseases that have ravaged the human population for centuries and in some cases milleniums.

Hmmm... the earth is vastly overpopulated. On second thought, let's stop ALL vaccines, let Darwinism rule. Yes, only the survival of the fittest. Once the population dwindles to a manageable level, we can all eat healthy organic food.

*********

When I do have my own children, I plan on having them get all of the necessary vaccines available. That is a gamble I believe in taking.
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Nobody wants to save the kitty.



Have a cold one, from my neck of the woods...

Prince will always be a Rock Legend! He was a music icon. A brilliant and hugely talented man with an outstanding reputation in the music industry as a consummate professional.

I can still remember being a little kid and my parents having me dance to the music videos on MTV for their entertainment. Of course, Prince was one of the elite at that time. He never stopped being a superstar.


When drinking Tequila don't be a pussy, eat the worm....

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Would a forum on Sex in the News be called The Pink Tank?


You've hit the nail on the head, anything else would be just silly.

I worry about too many categories becoming just clutter, but 'Pay For Play' is a damn good idea. Rumpy, you're pretty bright when you have an extra drink or two or three.

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telepathy seems to work for me.


I'm intercepting your telepathy right now. SPRITE? I can't believe you thought that! You ARE naughty!
I've noticed that too. If you're not logged in, The Forum isn't available. I am sure it's a temporary glitch.
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ooo... brain pix!



Obviously, the brain is made up of previously chewed chewing gum.

Dick pic of the day...

Happy Birthday, Banes. I hope you have a great day!

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Yes.


I knew you'd say that. BiMale, bihanded, bipedal, bicyclist, and flies a biplane.....

Alright! All hail the Gavmeister! Seriously, thanks Gav for all you do. You do an amazing job. You always respond promptly and professionally, and you always fix the problems. A salute you!
Congratulations to Verbal, Emilia, and Varrick! Great job on those award winning stories. And congrats to the honorable mentions.