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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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Happy Birthday, Madame Molly!!!! Big Birthday Hugs!!!!

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I know we can go in and edit the text of the story without changing the # of views/comments. Does that work with title changes too? Can you change the title and keep the stats?


I am pretty sure you can. Under your Profile scroll down to My Stories and go to Edit.
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I paid the 250 and just got out of my contract with them. They lie about what you are going to pay a month, their service sucks, they get rid of random channels and they probably hate dogs too. Fuck them.


Yes, the got rid of the History International channel without telling us.

It's time for me to find another TV Service provider.

FUCK AT&T UVERSE!
I HATE AT&T UVERSE! AT&T UVERSE IS THE MOST INCOMPETENT COMPANY IN AMERICA AND THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE IS TOTALLY SHIT!
I am a native southerner living in Atlanta. The vast majority of southern people are extremely polite and friendly, much more so than anywhere I've ever been. And I've traveled extensively. People here will open doors for you, say 'hello' to strangers, wave at strangers, etc.

But in the Atlanta Metro we have lots of transplants from other places. They either adapt, integrate and love it or they hate and bicker and complain all the time.

Those that bicker and complain, well, we take them into the swamps and feed them to the alligators. Our alligators are getting fat.
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I would see how far I could launch a ping pong ball.


I've personally seen that done.
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Like, I would have to upgrade my vacuum from the Dyson V6 to the Dyson DC65 Animal Upright.


I tried the Dyson DC65 Animal Upright and when I emptied the bag, out came 5 neighbors' dogs, 7 neighbors' cats, 3 racoons, 2 possums, an African python, and Wylie the Coyote.
If you'd asked 'What if you had a pussy?' I think you'd have received vastly different responses.
May I be rudely blunt,
When you end up with a cunt,
You cut ties and punt,
Time to go back on the hunt.
So far no one has figured me out. I wear glasses when I am on Lush, plus I wear regular clothes over my spandex uniform and keep my cape tucked into the back of my trousers.
Mostly sunny with several white clouds, very windy and it is cool.
The only reason I didn't have Lonesome Dove on my list is because I only listed movies. I have to say that I consider the original Lonesome Dove with Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones, to be the greatest TV miniseries of all time and especially the greatest western TV miniseries. Also, The Sacketts was a great TV western miniseries.


Variety is the spice of life. Interracial is very common in my social circles.
Communication is the best way to get orgasms. Let your partner know what they can do to get you off the best. Unless they are a total selfish jerk they'll probably be very happy to comply. It takes two people who are mutually into it to get it right. It might take practice too. Also, enthusiasm is key.
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IME, I've refused to "sexy chat" with someone I either don't know or don't feel comfortable chatting with, and I've had that individual turn around and threaten to give all of my pieces 1's if I didn't do the "sexy chat" with them. Fortunately, I've been able to block these idiots before they could do any damage, but still. Scores can be and are being used as a tool of coercion.

I'm thinking that this is what the poster meant by "recall or rebuttal"--the ability to have a certain low score removed at a the discretion of a mod.


When you encounter a threatening member like that, please report them. If they do that to you, they'll do that to other members too.

Thanks,
Buz
Moderator
This thread is about your favorite author(s), not about story scoring or the 1 to 5 scoring system. There have already been more than enough Forum threads on scoring.

Please keep this thread on topic. Who is your favorite author on Lush?
'Women In The Men's Room'

That would make a great name for a song...
Congratulations and thanks for your hard work! Great job!


I'm thinking of having my name changed to Dick Size.
I'm dyslexic so I had to decifer this thred. Hmmm.... here goze

Stephanie is out of dates (obviously no other chicks in Dublin will date him, because he banged their sister, not a nun kind of sister, well, he's banged some of them too. 6 in fact. Let's just get past that, though). So he needs to fly to London to find a DATE at some nerd convention. His passport is out of date, but he'll miss it because of all those Bangkok, Thailand stamps. He swears he was on his way to see the Dalai Lama, but instead was caught with Dolly the Llama.

He went to the airport and some detective sergeant who was wearing a condom shoved an ORANGE up his ASS.

So they're going to use the photo from his last police arrest (riding a bicycle while intoxicated) to put on his passport.

Is that right?
What all guys carry in their trouser pockets... coin change, a pocket knife, car keys, condom, cell phone, and a pocket pussy.


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the UNC Villanova game called. ('Nova won on a last-second shot)



I was going to pull for UNC, but TNT's broadcast was such one-sided prejudice pulling for the 'Heels that I switched to pulling for 'Nova. Seriously, TNT, hire some professional broadcasters next time. That game announcing was pathetic.

That buzzer beater shot was priceless. What an exciting way to win the national championship. Congratulations to Villanova. The best team won!