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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Warning! Doing Swiss Family Robinson could break our policy and we'd have to have you assassinated or at least roughed up. 
But hmmm.... Babes in Toyland, that has some serious promise. By the way, we sell toys here on Lush. Please click the Store link in the red bar at the top of the page. If Sprite has quit ordering in mass quantity we might have something left in stock. But seriously think of Buz when you hear that bzzzzz of your vibrator.
But hmmm.... Babes in Toyland, that has some serious promise. By the way, we sell toys here on Lush. Please click the Store link in the red bar at the top of the page. If Sprite has quit ordering in mass quantity we might have something left in stock. But seriously think of Buz when you hear that bzzzzz of your vibrator.
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Attention Poets: Frank Lee has created a true masterpiece...
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/gone-3.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/gone-3.aspx
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Quote by stephanie
Green Ink.
"Tonight I had The Drowning Dream again,
Vanishing under dishwater waves,
Nothing to lose you understand,
But nothing to save...
Peaceful, believe it or not
In a juxtapostion;
A moment of sweet transition
Between what you wish you didn't have and what you've got...
Everything suspended, written in green ink,
Swirling and warm like something you might think
Might be comforting and as welcoming as a kiss...
Or just something as ordinary as this...
If there is a God he'll smile
And I'll tell you the because... You see,
While in the moment of wonder at blissful surrender, I thought,
"Was that HONESTLY all it was? Is this really the end of me?"
xx SF
Dammit Steph, I'm going to have a word with you about where you wash your dishes. Where are you washing them? Swimming pool? The beach? Well cut it out, you'll drown yourself, silly.
...and God would send you back cause you have too much writing left to do. Besides, there are more women than men in Ireland and most of the world.
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I'd like to see the ability to set the order for one's stories working again, where you can place the order and still use the Show Story Category like it used to be.
It had been working that way up until very recent. For instance I have a 32 episode college series. A long time ago, I had set them up in order under College Sex using the 'My Stories' section, with the Show Story Category clicked in. The other day I discovered they had become random, I don't know why, and no matter what I try under 'My Stories', moving them up or down, it has no effect whatsoever.
I've worked and worked to get my stories back in order. The only way to finally get them in the correct order was to click off of the Show Story Categories and that is a huge bummer.
*****
PS. Whatever happened, Gav got on it and fixed it. Thanks Gav!
It had been working that way up until very recent. For instance I have a 32 episode college series. A long time ago, I had set them up in order under College Sex using the 'My Stories' section, with the Show Story Category clicked in. The other day I discovered they had become random, I don't know why, and no matter what I try under 'My Stories', moving them up or down, it has no effect whatsoever.
I've worked and worked to get my stories back in order. The only way to finally get them in the correct order was to click off of the Show Story Categories and that is a huge bummer.
*****
PS. Whatever happened, Gav got on it and fixed it. Thanks Gav!
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Quote by Liz
"The term 'French kiss' - once also called a 'Florentine kiss' - is popularly considered to have been brought back to the English-speaking world by soldiers returning from Europe after World War I. At the time, the French had a reputation for more adventurous sexual practices. In France, it is referred to as un baiser amoureux ("a lover's kiss"), or un baiser avec la langue ("a kiss with the tongue")."
Supposedly oral sex was very rare in the USA before WWI because the old Puritan sex code was still a strong part of American culture. American soldiers having experienced it with French girls during the war came home wanting their girls to do that too. Now there is no shortage of muff diving and goober gobbling over here.
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Quote by KristenO
a lot of guys tell me it's my ass, which surprises me. i honestly think that it'd be my breasts, hands down, but that seems to be the second most popular answer. most people also really like my eyes
A woman's ass is often extremely sexy. Of course there are many parts that are, but the ass ties the entire package together.
Quite frankly, personality, intelligence and demeanor are often very sexy as well. Breasts and eyes – absolutely!
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10,000 words is our story limit. Like Sprite said, please contact a verifier if your story is a over that limit and you'd like for it to be one intact story. We'll have to decide whether to allow it or not. In nearly all cases we will ask you to split it into two parts. If it's just slightly over the 10,000 limit we can verify at our individual discretion (within a few hundred words).
If the verifying mod asks you to split a story, please just comply.
I can tell you if I catch your story in the queue and it's upward toward 11,000 words and especially more, I'll be asking you to split it into 2 parts. At 11,300 words I would ask for it to be split into 2 parts.
As far as I know, the 10,000 word limit is well known here. If you didn't know it and read this, now you do know it.
Let me add, if a verifier has asked you to do something on your story submission and you are not happy or if you don't want to comply, The Forum is NOT the place to take that up.
Thanks,
Buz
If the verifying mod asks you to split a story, please just comply.
I can tell you if I catch your story in the queue and it's upward toward 11,000 words and especially more, I'll be asking you to split it into 2 parts. At 11,300 words I would ask for it to be split into 2 parts.
As far as I know, the 10,000 word limit is well known here. If you didn't know it and read this, now you do know it.
Let me add, if a verifier has asked you to do something on your story submission and you are not happy or if you don't want to comply, The Forum is NOT the place to take that up.
Thanks,
Buz
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Quote by HotWife4U
If I fart and no one smells it... Did I really fart?
A good fart is always wasted unless it is done with the lights off and you've used a lighted match or cigarette lighter to shoot a long flame to entertain guests. Very popular at high society functions or at philosophy conventions.
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Hey man, it's like dude, oh yeah, this is good shit man. Quit bogarting that joint. Like yeah, it is a blunt, hey, do you think maybe our universe is just a tiny universe inside a bigger universe that's inside an even bigger universe? Do you think this rolling paper came from a tree or is it cotton fiber? Have you ever been hypnotized by bouncing titties? Damn, I need some Cheetos and Twinkies.
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I usually can't predict which of my stories will receive the most critical acceptance. I've had seven stories that received Editor's Pick awards but certainly could not predict that beforehand on any of them. I often do have a better idea of which ones will receive the most views/reads. The category you're writing in has a lot to do with that. Some categories are much more popular than others.
I've written a couple of stories in the Humor category and know beforehand that they will not receive near as many views as my other stories. But I may have had more fun writing those two stories than any others.
I've also found score is not a great indication of how good my story is or any story here for that matter.
When I first started writing here I was just telling stories. Since I've been here I've learned to write and each time I do I push myself hard to get even better. One reason I started writing was to conquer my dyslexia. I know I have a long way to go to become the writer I aim to be.
And writing is also kind of like sex, just pleasing yourself all the time is masturbation, once you learn to make love with words you are pleasing others.
I've written a couple of stories in the Humor category and know beforehand that they will not receive near as many views as my other stories. But I may have had more fun writing those two stories than any others.
I've also found score is not a great indication of how good my story is or any story here for that matter.
When I first started writing here I was just telling stories. Since I've been here I've learned to write and each time I do I push myself hard to get even better. One reason I started writing was to conquer my dyslexia. I know I have a long way to go to become the writer I aim to be.
And writing is also kind of like sex, just pleasing yourself all the time is masturbation, once you learn to make love with words you are pleasing others.
