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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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The really fun women will tell you what they want and how they want it. Just do what they want. If you give them what they want they will eagerly return the favor.

Once you really learn someone, like my wife and I with each other, then it's really wild, loud and break the bed fun.
Congratulations to Chuck for 1st; Milik for 2nd, and Virgogo for 3rd. Those are awesome stories, y'all did a tremendous job of writing. And congratulations to the rest of the honorable mentions that rounded out the Top 10, great job!
I was having great sex on Christmas Day until I got that Christmas bow stuck in my crack. Then in the excitement, tripped and knocked the Christmas Tree over, a short in the tree lights wires shocked my pecker and I had to be rushed to the hospital after a four erection (without using cialis). My wife was embarrassed but the Emergency Room nurses gave me a cool 'I Had A 4-Hour Erection' t-shirt.
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One of my most popular stories here is Would You Like Ketchup with That? which i wrote as sort of a fun, not so serious piece - i was pretty surprised at the response it got! smile


Everyone loves ketchup. But personally I can't stand ketchup on eggs.
Wouldn't y'all like to give your guy a sloppy wet blow job while he watches sports on TV and eats a sandwich?

What's that flying across the sky wearing Disney panties? It's SuperSprite!

And let me add, Sprite is an awesome writer. Awesome! Awesome!


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Thank You! I have another question if I post another story not related to the first story. Is it the same process for every story you write?


Yes. And if you post more than one story at once or close together, the system only allows one story to go up at a time in a 24 hour period.
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I sent my first story to the moderator a few days go. How would I know if my story is publish on the site? I have not heard anything as of yet. I just want to make sure I didn't miss anything. Thanks!


Your story is in the Unverified Queue waiting approval. The queue is pretty long at this point and we're working diligently to get stories either approved or sent back to the author for corrections. It usually takes a few days for stories to be verified after they have been submitted as there is always a backlog.

When it is approved you will get a private message telling you so. If it comes back to you for corrections, you'll also get a message that describes how you need to edit/fix your story so that you can resubmit it.

Buz
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I'd like to than y'all so very much for all of these awesome birthday greetings. All of this really helped me to have a super special day. Thanks so very much! Y'all are great!

I am a little hungover from last night's partying.
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Can't stand reverse cow-girl. For lots of reasons. Sex is an interaction activity. In reverse cow-girl I can't see his face, he can't feel my boobs. It's... Just so impersonal.


Mirrors and the guy operating a vibe in the woman's anus as she grinds make the reverse cowgirl, plus lots of verbal interaction.
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I was just a kid when I first saw him in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, and his performance was simply delightful. I've loved him in every role, especially Snively Snape. His voice and delivery... incomparable!


He was great in Robin Hood. I loved it when he told the the girl to meet him at 10:00 (thereabouts) and bring a friend. I wonder how many people caught that short but very humorous moment in the movie.

Rickman was great at playing bad guys. Most actors that are great at playing bad guys turn out to have great senses of humor and be bery popular with their fellow actors.

Alan Rickman was also a great classical stage actor, just an awesome acting talent all the way around, very special. He will be greatly missed.
A looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

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Standing on one leg with my other leg up in the air, or any position you have to be an acrobat to maintain.


I tried some acrobat sex at the circus one time. I ended up up peanut shells in my crack, hay in my hair, stale popcorn between my toes, not to mention falling in a pile of elephant poo. I swore off dating circus acrobats after that and even overcame my crush for the bearded lady (Oh wait that was the carnival... never mind.)
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Quite frankly, the only one acting like a bitch in this thread is you, Ajax. Quit whining and act like a grown up.
A corset, combat boots and a Pope hat – nothing else. Smokin'!!!!
Taking Forum feuding over to the stories side to do retaliatory commenting & low scoring will not be tolerated.


Buz
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I squirt so much it's difficult to rehydrate.
Yes. In fact my studies have shown that 100% of women on Lush masturbate 80% of the time while reading stories. 57.4% are able to achieve a multiple orgasm and 49.6% squirt.


Once in college, when my now wife was my girlfriend, the first of several times she was my girlfriend, we sneaked onto the field at Sanford Stadium after midnight and had sex on 'G' at the 50 yard line.

Los Angeles, the second biggest metro in the USA has not had a professional football team in 21 years. The Rams up and moved to St. Louis, a much smaller market, 21 years ago. Now the NFL owners have voted 30-2 to let the Rams return to Los Angeles.

So why did the Rams leave in the first place?

Also, the San Diego Chargers look to have an option to also move to Los Angeles and, if they don't, that option passes to the Oakland Raiders, who once moved to LA for just a few years then moved back to Oakland.

Does anyone here plan to be a fan of the new version of the Los Angeles Rams?

So here are renderings of what the new stadium will should like. And below, the star running back of the Rams, Todd Gurley.



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MMMMMMM..hard to decide..maybe when I had sex with my gf and her husband..


That is a good way to get invited over for dinner a lot.
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Most people's names here don't mean NUTHIN' anyway!!!
Mine DOES!!! (But you have to LOOK for what my REAL NAME is!!!)


I saw your name & photo on a poster the other day. Evidently, Interpol is still after you for sniffing the Queen's knickers. You know that wouldn't of been such a big deal, but she was still wearing them!
It's just $2 a ticket to play the Powerball Lottery. It rolled over Saturday night from 940 million dollars and is up to 1.4 billion dollars now. Of course your chance of winning is almost nothing, but somebody somewhere will win. If you choose a lump sum payout that will cut it to less than half, then add in federal & state taxes, but you'd still be stinking rich.

The lottery proceeds in my state go to public education and funds the Hope Scholarship. Every in state resident Georgia college student can have the Hope Scholarship as long as they maintain a B average. Drop below a B and goodbye scholarship.

So are you buying a ticket for next drawing on Wednesday?
It is my personal opinion that things here on Lush are working damn good right now and the system doesn't need to be monkeyed with. If you don't like what I have to say, call my assistant 1-900-MON-KKEY. ($3.99 per minute - all charges apply - we accept MC and VISA)

Happy Birthday and Great Big Hugs to You, Coco! I hope you have an awesome day!


The dude was a musical super talent and genius and his ability to reinvent himself demonstrated his marketing genius too. He left a true legacy.
So you forgot to pay the bills, argued with your wife about it and blamed her, pushing her to cry.

First of all, you need to seriously work on yourself. I can't imagine how much serious apologizing you should do, but if it's not followed up with serious positive change, you'll end up losing her. If she is the more organized and responsible one you should let her pay the bills. Just make sure you are contributing your fair share of income. And find something you are good at doing around the house and do those jobs reliably.
Usually you can tell for sure by feel or looking them over for the scar. Certainly there are saltwater implants that closely mimic real ones for squeezability and bounciness. If they sag and have stretch marks then they are probably real and could use a procedure to make them look good again.

Personally I like fake tits and I like real tits, they can be small or big, but mostly I like them firm and perky. I like nipple rings.