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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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There are great stories, Editors Picks and Recommended Reads, with lower scores, yet some very average at best stories with perfect 5's. You surely can't always judge a story quality by the score alone when looking for stories to read. There are readers that will vote down stories just because they are in categories they don't like or for other juvenile reasons. And then there are many stories that are grossly over scored. Get to know the reputation of the authors and find out which ones consistently deliver quality.
scrambled eggs, grape jelly, bacon, biscuits and gravy, and black coffee
How many has Dr. Suess written?

"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!"
– Dr. Suess

Catch 22 by Joseph Heller
Cannery Row by John Steinbeck
The Great Santini by Pat Conroy
The Lord of The Flies by William Golding
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee

A shout out to these:
The Eagle Has Landed by Jack Higgins
Eye Of The Needle
by Ken Follet
Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
The Gospel Singer
by Harry Crews
1984 by George Orwell

Of Mice And Men by John Steinbeck


Also there is a Group here for Lush members who like to discuss books and authors...
https://www.lushstories.com/groups/classic-almost-classic-novels.aspx/564d2f9c5bd0dc09445028eb
My first impression is that you'd want to eliminate the other two stories. The new 'improved' one replaces them, right?
Myself, I prefer colored lights on my Christmas tree.

State and vote your preference and then have a stiff drink... Happy Holidays!

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....then their pet chimpanzee the following day.


That explains my bad luck in chat. I would log in to chat every third day and all I got was pet chimpanzees. I have learned they love bananas and Planet of the Apes movies.
Up until recently it was mostly concluded that Jonah Falcon in New York City had the world's longest penis at 9.5" flaccid and 13.5" erect.

However, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, a 52-year-old man in Mexico has come forward with a whopping pecker that measures 18.9"

Hmmm.... You decide.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong!
Right now, the long part of my hair is about 3/4" and the sides about 3/8". And I've got a ultra short beard – like I keep at a constant 5 days growth look with the shortest setting on my trimmer. But my wife is begging me to grow my hair long again, past my shoulder, down my upper back long. The thing is it gets all wavy and has these curls when it does that, drives me crazy. She likes it. I think she just likes to pull my hair when we have sex.
During cooler weather my wife will wear very sexy lingerie under her dresses or skirt/blouse outfits when we go out. But during the summer in the south it's too hot for that underneath.
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What is the biggest thing you've put in your cunt?
For me: length - part of a wine bottle but I think we've all done that
Width - I'm not sure
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Now if you've been doing your kegel exercises wouldn't you be able to put the bottle in and then pop the top?
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It's not a real rabbit.


Damn, I hate those bobtailed squirrels wearing fake rabbit ears.
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Missionary style.


This should keep you bust for awhile.

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I may actually venture out of writing hibernation for this one.

But damn the 5K limit.


It's about time you ventured out again. =d>
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I am from Ontario, Canada, I call it pop, then flavor specific. Pop would be short for carbonated beverages collectively. I don't get why anyone would refer to all pop as "Coke?" What if they want Pepsi or ginger ale? You still call it Coke? How would anyone know what you wanted if you ordered at a restaurant? Makes no sense to me.


Coca-Cola (Coke) was created in Atlanta, Georgia in the late 1800s and spread from there. So down South everything is called some type of Coke. Just the way it evolved.

"I'll take a grape coke, no make that an orange coke."

What the hell is a pepsi?

Buz (from Atlanta)
Whatever you use, it should be consistent and easily understood. I am a story verifier and we do not have a one firm rule for thoughts, just set it apart from dialogue, make it easy to understand and make it consistent throughout your story. Consistency is very important.

Myself, I have been successful using the single quotes with italics. The use of italics without a quote mark at all is acceptable.
Happy Birthday, Milk! ...oops I mean Milik! I hope you have a great one.



How many of y'all could bear to see that bear bare?
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What is the rule regarding a character thinking to herself, are quotation marks used?


I distinguish thought from dialogue by using single quote marks for thoughts and double quote marks for dialogue. Also, if the thoughts aren't too long I will italicize them. But if you're including a lot of long thoughts in your story you may not want to do that. Too much italic is annoying and a lot of italic is more difficult to read comfortably.
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By the way, Let it Go's already been done in a Disney movie. might want to take it down before their lawyers get hold of you.


Thought you'd be excited to know that Disney is remaking Bednobs And Broomsticks as a co-production with Vivid Entertainment. The new XXX Bednobs And Broomsticks gives a new meaning to bednobs and broomsticks.
Occasionally I go back to reread and edit my oldest stories. I know much more now, plus I'm much better now at finding mistakes. But I'm mostly rereading in order to make my older stories better.

On my new story submissions I reread it several times looking for any error, typo or whatever before I send it to my proofreader. It's a process to get it ready for final submission.
If you're not 100% sure what's on the other side then you're crazy as shit for sticking your cock through a glory hole. It could be a serial dick biter.

Have you ever seen Cross Of Iron, a movie directed by Sam Peckinpah? A WWII German soldier forces a Russian woman to suck his dick and she bites it completely off. Goodbye pecker, so long tallywacker, sayanara cock, adios dick!
If you are posting a multi-part story you should space them out by a few days ay least.

First of all if you post them all at once and your first story had a problem and gets sent back to you while your second story was able to be verified right away, you'd end up with your stories appearing out of order. Secondly, you should give your readers time to read the first story. Many people can't get to it immediately and add them to their reading queue. You should always wait for the previous story in a multi-part to be verified before you post the next one.

It can take a few days to a couple of weeks or so to get a story verified. Verifiers are all volunteers and get to them as quick as we can, but all have regular jobs and life away from Lush. This is also the holiday season, meaning verifiers probably have less time than usual. So you should expect a longer wait.
I just watched the UGA vs Winthrop men's basketball game
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I would LITERALLY throw her out of the house if she wore crotchless pants!!! (Unless it was a JOKE!)

I generally BUY the bitches stuff I like...

Pussies are PERFECT... (The only thing that makes them better is the UNWRAPPING of them... LIKE A PRESENT!!!)

xx SF



Crotchless panties ie. crotchless knickers! They're a lot of fun. You can get her front or back.

Once – just once when my wife was my girlfriend back in college, she talked me into exchanging underwear with her for our classes. She wore my boxers and I wore her panties. The last time I did that. Those things rode up my crack and there was no where to tuck my package – very uncomfortable. She thought my boxers were very comfortable. Women?! They talk us into things we would never do on our own. They're dangerous. But a lot of fun!