Quote by Magical_felix
No joke, I think that most of your profile views are from people checking to see if you're actually a chick or not.
Damn, he's not a chick?! That explains all of his arm wrestling trophies. Oh, and the handle bar mustache.
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Quote by stephanie
(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)
I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)
Not the other thing...
But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...
xx SF
Arrest me FOR THAT!!!
(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)
Brown-noser!
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Calling AT&T about a phone or U-verse problem is a fucking nightmare. First there is their antiquated automated voice system that is horrible to navigate. Then service reps barely speak English. The process takes hours just for any minor issue. They always say you can contact them through their internet... Well NOT when their internet is down! Then the morons repeat everything in triplicate.
AT&T SUCKS!
AT&T SUCKS!
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Orgies? Yes, a few. A couple of gangbangs? Yes.
I've watched several gangbangs, pretty much the train variety and most gangbangs were actually 2 girls getting trainganged in the same room. They tend to compete... which one can be the loudest, talk the dirtiest, do the most outrageous acts.
I've watched several gangbangs, pretty much the train variety and most gangbangs were actually 2 girls getting trainganged in the same room. They tend to compete... which one can be the loudest, talk the dirtiest, do the most outrageous acts.
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I send out an announcement to my friends list when I post a new story or poem. I've done this for almost 5 years. In fact I like it when friends send me a notice about their new stories. A story announcement among friends shouldn't be a big deal. It sure doesn't hurt anyone and they can always hit the delete button. I doubt that burns many calories and it doesn't take over 2 seconds.
Is it effective? Having done it for almost 5 years I have almost two and half million story views, three legendary stories (with others climbing toward that) and well over 30 famous stories.
Doing this reflects me and my personality. I am a business person who understands and believes in marketing. On Lush I love to write stories and poems as well as read lots of them and I like to make friends.
Is it effective? Having done it for almost 5 years I have almost two and half million story views, three legendary stories (with others climbing toward that) and well over 30 famous stories.
Doing this reflects me and my personality. I am a business person who understands and believes in marketing. On Lush I love to write stories and poems as well as read lots of them and I like to make friends.
Exactly