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Buz
5 days ago
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Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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There is a shockingly high number of women who like to hit on married men. If I go to a bar, usually a sports bar to watch a game with buddies and yeah, there's usually a lot of women there, it's like my wedding band is some kind of beacon that attracts women. Most do not take no for an answer on their first attempt, they keep trying then act offended when they finally figure out that my no really means no.
I've never moved on a married woman myself, but have seen guys that do. Most guys I know wouldn't.
I've never moved on a married woman myself, but have seen guys that do. Most guys I know wouldn't.
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I always say 'howdy' to my exes. If they act snooty I just ask them (in front of other people) if they've had any luck getting their police record expunged. That always gets a rise out of them.
Truthfully, some of my exes are very good friends, in fact more than one are close friends with my wife. But there are two exes that don't speak to me, but I did marry the girl that caused both of those break ups.
Truthfully, some of my exes are very good friends, in fact more than one are close friends with my wife. But there are two exes that don't speak to me, but I did marry the girl that caused both of those break ups.
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Quote by Magical_felix
You'd think that instead of surrendering to the internet they would up their game and throw in some gaping asshole and full spreadage of the labias major and minora.
Miss October gaped with a dripping creampie and nipple clamps! And they could liven up those cartoons. They are bit tame.
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I helped duct tape a passed out drunk frat brother to a chair once. Also we once duct taped a friend's car bumper back onto his car.
I had a friend who duct taped his toga to his body so it wouldn't fall off when he got drunk. Losing togas often happens at toga parties. I lost mine once and I wasn't wearing anything underneath.
I had a friend who duct taped his toga to his body so it wouldn't fall off when he got drunk. Losing togas often happens at toga parties. I lost mine once and I wasn't wearing anything underneath.
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Very nice! A sunny warm afternoon after a cool sunny morning. The humidity is low. That's awesome around here. The temps are dropping a little for the evening – perfect! In just a few, I'll go out on the back deck in my robe and drink a Scotch and smoke a cigar, and yell at any damn deer that come out of the back woods to eat my roses!
