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Buz
4 days ago
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Straight Male, 39
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I dare say that very few people, much less than 10%, use their real picture or name on Lush. For most that could be disastrous for their jobs, careers and family. And really, you can know a person's real name and real face, but that doesn't stop them from being a 'fake'.
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I can't stand bad metal. Good metal is fine, but a lot of it really sucks and is nothing but screeching to a beat that sounds like a revved up automobile engine.
I don't like 'bubblegum' ie. Pop Music, that's Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, etc. Yuck!
Boy Bands? Hmm... that's for Tweens. Time for those boys to grow some balls.
I can only stand to hear bagpipes for about 15 seconds. They sound like a bunch of cats with someone stomping on their tails.
And I HATE barbershop quartet harmonizing. That sound should be expunged from history.
I don't like 'bubblegum' ie. Pop Music, that's Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, etc. Yuck!
Boy Bands? Hmm... that's for Tweens. Time for those boys to grow some balls.
I can only stand to hear bagpipes for about 15 seconds. They sound like a bunch of cats with someone stomping on their tails.
And I HATE barbershop quartet harmonizing. That sound should be expunged from history.
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Quote by sprite
i call it the big bang. it was billions of years ago. you, this planet, this solar system, this universe all exist because of my orgasm. worship me (and send fruit. i like fruit).
A truckload of bananas and cucumbers are on the way. Though I guess cucumbers aren't fruit.
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I don't know about all those rules, but I think I behave better on Lush than I do in my real 3D life.
But I've never known or even thought about rules for posting pics on friend's walls. If I post on your wall it's cause your a friend and I am under the impression you're open minded. I don't want a cyber sexual relationship. I enjoy friends though.
But I've never known or even thought about rules for posting pics on friend's walls. If I post on your wall it's cause your a friend and I am under the impression you're open minded. I don't want a cyber sexual relationship. I enjoy friends though.
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I hate the bleakness. But what does it matter anyhow? Why would it? It's always there, no matter what, it never goes away. And really, who gives a fucking goddamm shit? It just proves our own insignificance, my insignificance. One's life is just a footprint on the beach. The water washes it away and everyone keeps laughing.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Please explain it to stephanie. (he's retro and doesn't even realize it)
Stephanie is Retro himself. During those years he spent some time as merchant seaman sailing around southeast Asia. Once he got cured from the clap, he became a Carnie on the American West Coast. The paternity lawsuits kept building up, so he stowed away on an Air France jet and made it back to Ireland, after some French farmer shot him in the butt with a shot gun... something about catching Steph analizing his wife. In Ireland, Steph joined a rock band and toured the world (he is permanently banned from going back to Canada). He had so much sex his doctor told him he'd end up with an old man's shriveled penis by his early 40s like Errol Flynn if he didn't slow down. So Steph took to writing naughty articles for men's magazines. Eventually he ended up here on Lush, the Stephanie we all know and love.
Steph, I hope you don't mind me posting your mini bio.
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It depends on how reputable and professional the people are that do the lasering. I've seen some outstanding work that left no trace or just some ever so slight discoloring of the skin, but no trace of the tattoo. Like most things, you get what you pay for. Ask around, check online reviews. You may actually do better going through a dermatologist. That will cost more, but should yield the results you want.
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Quote by clum
"Ok" is not a word.
When you are writing prose, please take the extra three milliseconds to write the full word, okay?
I don't think the shortened version, OK, is ever necessary, but certainly not in general prose or in dialogue. Sometimes you will see it on signs or written on notes, but not in general use. Please stop it before you give me an aneurism.
(OK can also be confused with the two-letter abbreviation for Oklahoma).
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I completely agree. This is a pet peeve of mine too. OK or ok drives me crazy. The word is okay!
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
My mom says I'd have fit right in with the hippies of the late sixties through the seventies. Girls went braless almost everywhere, and that's the style I'd like best. The less clothes, the better!
I like the image in my head of you with only a flower in your hair.
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I'm sure going topless in Canada would be good for putting those nipples on high beam.
It really sounds like the premise for a good story. 'Going Topless In Canada'
hmmm... sounds like a project for some of our Canadian friends. I'm sure she would have some fun with a Canadian Mountie. Why do you think they call them 'Mounties'?
It really sounds like the premise for a good story. 'Going Topless In Canada'
hmmm... sounds like a project for some of our Canadian friends. I'm sure she would have some fun with a Canadian Mountie. Why do you think they call them 'Mounties'?
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Quote by stephanie
Totally (kinda) off-topic...
Of course, Time Machines don't really exist. Although I did once date a girl who over-dosed on the Morning-After pill and woke up in 1865.
(You can have that one!)
xx SF
It's not a time machine, Steph, they use 'worm holes'. But I am wary of time travel. What if all of you got transported except your penis? That worries me. I already have a hard enough time keeping up with my cell phone and car keys. It would be really bad to leave my penis back at The Battle of Agincourt or something. To think what an errant English arrow could do to it? Yikes!
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I would say anything set back in time that is not science fiction. Set in the Old West would be an obvious for Historical Fiction. If it's not that way on other sites, that is their mistake. It shouldn't be ours. We're better than them anyhow!
Maybe I'll write 'Orgy at the OK Corral' with a new meaning to the term 'gunslinger' featuring Cock Holiday.
Maybe I'll write 'Orgy at the OK Corral' with a new meaning to the term 'gunslinger' featuring Cock Holiday.