A couple of sausage biscuits with apple jelly and black coffee.
Just a word of advice to the guys, don't let your wife or girlfriend or both, talk you into using Nair on your testicles. I don't care if it does say Nair for Men, don't do it.
Obviously it is in porn. Ever since Sasha Gray shot to the top of the porn world sporting a bush, more and more female pornstars are at least sporting little trimmies and landing strips. I like trimmies and landing strips.
A large sloppy slaw burger, hand cut french fries, a fried apple pie, sweet tea, and I just had to top it all off with a chocolate milkshake.
What's most important is they need to show more titties this season. I want more titties!
I can't to see another battle with those zombie White Walkers . And that snivling bastard Ramsay Snow, I want to see him castrated and skinned alive!
For lunch: Collard greens, mashed potatoes with white cream gravy, cream corn, green beans, sliced tomatoes, sliced Vidalia onion, corn bread and sweet tea. And apple cobbler for dessert.
Any and every way possible, loud, wet and wild, like she's on for the bullride of her life!
I'd need bigger guns. Maybe a surplus Abrams tank, though the gas bill would cost a fortune. Do those come with a great sound system and AC, got have AC where I live?
We'd be like shrimp to a T-Rex – ordering up a dozen at a time.
On average about 10 minutes. Often the first one can only be 5 minutes, depending upon the mood. When we have multi-session nights the recovery can get longer, but the second and third time I can last longer and longer. Actually a third or fourth go, can really last and I have had to stop from exhaustion without cumming (especially on a 4th go, the orgasm may not happen even though I'm hard as hell.)
Three, four or even five orgasms over a short period (an afternoon and evening) is that my cock will be sore as hell the next day. It gets a blue-purple bruise looking ridge down length of the middle bottom side of my penis.
But actually, the recovery time is usually good for some more foreplay and keeping her really worked up.
I usually like to use a condom for anal, so we often do that first. With a condom I may not and probably won't even orgasm, but she will. Then I pull it off and we do vaginal without having to wait that recovery time. She loves that!!!
Variety is the spice of life. Some stories on Lush can get by without the sex being explicit and work very well, but I think from looking at what stories tend to be most popular, that explicit sex is the main reason readers do come to Lush for stories.
No matter whether the sex is explicit or not, I enjoy the well written stories with an interesting storyline the most. Explicit sex written very well, realistic and believable, is going to set readers pants on fire. The more raunchy and dripping, that much better.
I'll admit that I have written some true stories. The names are changed and I'm not saying which stories are true or fiction. I'll plead the Fifth if you ask... and I'll take a fifth of bourbon any day.
If the story is set before I was born, you know its fiction or as I call it 'fuck-tion'.
We do have some real talent that should knock this out of the park... This could be very interesting. I look forward to see what everyone comes up with.
The University of South Carolina Cocks and the Oregon State University Beavers have never played each other in football.
Wouldn't y'all love to see a match up of The Cocks vs. The Beavers?
Can y'all imagine what crazy university students would do with that? When you get close to the South Carolina campus in Columbia there are big billboards that say 'You Can't Beat Our Cocks!' so what would they do if The Beavers came to town?
In the state of Georgia there is a town named Cumming. There is also a town named Climax. That's a fact.
A taco and burrito with refried beans and rice. Two Dos Equis.
I had an erotic pet peeve. I trained it to roll over and shake hands. It would fetch and catch frisbees. But it really liked to hump legs a lot.