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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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A couple of sausage biscuits with apple jelly and black coffee.
Just a word of advice to the guys, don't let your wife or girlfriend or both, talk you into using Nair on your testicles. I don't care if it does say Nair for Men, don't do it.
Obviously it is in porn. Ever since Sasha Gray shot to the top of the porn world sporting a bush, more and more female pornstars are at least sporting little trimmies and landing strips. I like trimmies and landing strips.
Dusty Rhodes was a Professional Wrestling icon for decades. A wild and charismatic entertainer...

A large sloppy slaw burger, hand cut french fries, a fried apple pie, sweet tea, and I just had to top it all off with a chocolate milkshake.
Y'all should try a chocolate chip smiley face pancake.... (Pancakes should be hot and covered in melting butter and hot syrup, preferably maple.)


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If I don't win this I'm going to kill myself.

xx SF

Nicola: "YES! My cunning plan is working..."

Liz: "Jesus, Boss, you're clever..."

Me: "Fuck all y'all..."


I think you have a shot at this thing. Go for it Steph!

What's most important is they need to show more titties this season. I want more titties!

I can't to see another battle with those zombie White Walkers . And that snivling bastard Ramsay Snow, I want to see him castrated and skinned alive!
For lunch: Collard greens, mashed potatoes with white cream gravy, cream corn, green beans, sliced tomatoes, sliced Vidalia onion, corn bread and sweet tea. And apple cobbler for dessert.
I'd like to jump in and say how awesome Milik's stories are. Milik has been one of this site's top author's for several years and has the awards to show for it, EPs, RRs, the Outstanding Series Award. Competition Runner-up, and Famous Stories. You'll find lots of very compelling, extremely riveting and erotic stories on Milik's page. Plus he has co-written stories with several fabulous Lush writers.

I'd like to especially give a shout out to this story: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/my-last-morning-with-melissa.aspx (Last Morning With Melissa).
Any and every way possible, loud, wet and wild, like she's on for the bullride of her life!
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Buz... It's all electronic now. You don't actually steal bundles of cash anymore. That's some born to lose shit. I don't want to get into the specifics here...but the bank robbing business is less confrontational now.


But it used to be so much more fun, the screaming and panic. It was such a party!
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1. On my head while robbing a bank.


When I rob banks, I have the hardest time deciding which kind of stockings to wear. Wearing pantyhose over my head is kind of a waste of the other leg. Though you can stuff money in it, but those dye packs just ruin a good pair of hose.

Then if you wear lacy, that may be less intimidating, and a seam going down face just doesn't flatter me.

I have a friend who robbed bank wearing a pair of those sexy crotchless pantyhose. Yeah, not too bright. His face picture was all over the news.
I'd need bigger guns. Maybe a surplus Abrams tank, though the gas bill would cost a fortune. Do those come with a great sound system and AC, got have AC where I live?

We'd be like shrimp to a T-Rex – ordering up a dozen at a time.
On average about 10 minutes. Often the first one can only be 5 minutes, depending upon the mood. When we have multi-session nights the recovery can get longer, but the second and third time I can last longer and longer. Actually a third or fourth go, can really last and I have had to stop from exhaustion without cumming (especially on a 4th go, the orgasm may not happen even though I'm hard as hell.)

Three, four or even five orgasms over a short period (an afternoon and evening) is that my cock will be sore as hell the next day. It gets a blue-purple bruise looking ridge down length of the middle bottom side of my penis.

But actually, the recovery time is usually good for some more foreplay and keeping her really worked up.

I usually like to use a condom for anal, so we often do that first. With a condom I may not and probably won't even orgasm, but she will. Then I pull it off and we do vaginal without having to wait that recovery time. She loves that!!!
I won $1500 betting on American Pharoah to win The Belmont Stakes yesterday and The Triple Crown of horse racing. The first Triple Crown winner in my lifetime. I can't believe they've had that Triple Crown Trophy on hand for 37 years waiting to hand it out.

American Pharoah is a beautiful magnificent horse and and absolutely dominated, leading the entire race and finishing five and half lengths ahead of the second place horse.

We had several friends over to watch the race on TV. With $1500 riding on it, I was yelling my head off for American Pharoah. We all hit some bars after that, first round of drinks were on me.


Variety is the spice of life. Some stories on Lush can get by without the sex being explicit and work very well, but I think from looking at what stories tend to be most popular, that explicit sex is the main reason readers do come to Lush for stories.

No matter whether the sex is explicit or not, I enjoy the well written stories with an interesting storyline the most. Explicit sex written very well, realistic and believable, is going to set readers pants on fire. The more raunchy and dripping, that much better.
I'll admit that I have written some true stories. The names are changed and I'm not saying which stories are true or fiction. I'll plead the Fifth if you ask... and I'll take a fifth of bourbon any day.

If the story is set before I was born, you know its fiction or as I call it 'fuck-tion'.
We do have some real talent that should knock this out of the park... This could be very interesting. I look forward to see what everyone comes up with.
The University of South Carolina Cocks and the Oregon State University Beavers have never played each other in football.

Wouldn't y'all love to see a match up of The Cocks vs. The Beavers?

Can y'all imagine what crazy university students would do with that? When you get close to the South Carolina campus in Columbia there are big billboards that say 'You Can't Beat Our Cocks!' so what would they do if The Beavers came to town?
In the state of Georgia there is a town named Cumming. There is also a town named Climax. That's a fact.
A taco and burrito with refried beans and rice. Two Dos Equis.
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Oysters on the half shell, crab cakes and collard greens with cornbread. Yum! I am home again, miss it so much.


Sounds like... Georgia. Yum!
Money gives me a hard on...



Okay! Let's do this!
I had an erotic pet peeve. I trained it to roll over and shake hands. It would fetch and catch frisbees. But it really liked to hump legs a lot.
Howdy y'all, I speak American.

Besides English, I attempt to speak a couple of other languages I learned in school.
What? You mean that isn't supposed to always happen?