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Buz
2 days ago
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My suggestion is to make him his favorite sandwich, turn the TV to his favorite sport, sit him in a nice comfortable chair, bring him the sandwich along with an ice cold beer. Then get on your knees in front of him and give him the blow job of his life while he enjoys the sandwich and watches TV. Make sure to lick his balls, deep throat him, stroke and suck him and if you're feeling extra generous give him a rusty trombone. Let him finish all over your face and tell him how awesome he is.
He'll never forget it!
He'll never forget it!
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
Maybe some of my redneck friends do, but I'd rather not hear about it!
Oh no, we'd never use a cat. We use yankees for that. "Damn, Bubba, you stuffed that yankee so far up your wife's coochie, he's only got one foot stickin' out. And I think we lost them two yankees you stuffed up her butt. Pass me a another jug of 'shine."
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A person can be flirty, in fact most people that are married, both men and women equally, couples in serious relationships, whether straight or gay, do flirt. I think that's human nature. But going further would be a betrayal unless the couple has an arrangement/open relationship.
Cybersex, I think is crossing the line, unless the other half knows and is okay with it.
Cybersex, I think is crossing the line, unless the other half knows and is okay with it.
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Quote by trinket
With regards to a top authors list for poets, I guess it doesn't matter if the top authors list includes poets. There used to be one though. Buz has the top poem at the moment. He's not on the top authors list. I've never seen ABG on the top authors list either and if she has a new poem out its going to be the most popular.
Again, thanks for your answers.
The Top Authors lists rotates regularly. I am not sure, but I'm guessing every few hours or so. I did see my name on the list yesterday and its already rotated off. Gav set it up to rotate to get as many authors who currently have high scoring stories & poems listed as possible. It very well could be that you just missed seeing your name on that list.
As far as the Top Poems List, all I know is its based on score. I'm not sure how the number of votes matter for that. Maybe someone else knows more about how that works. I'm pretty sure that in a category's Most Popular section, that if several stories have the same exact score, the stories with the most votes are listed first. That could be the case with Top Poems or Stories over the last 31 days, but that would only be my guess. So don't count on that as factual.
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Earlier today, I posted very positive reviews for books by Metilda (Lillith Lo), Katherine Rollins and Frank Lee today on Amazon.
There are several other Lush authors posted through Lush Publishing on Amazon and I hope all you Lushites will check them out on Amazon and support them. If you get time to leave a great review for our fellow lush authors on Amazon that would sure be great. I've purchased a lot of Lush Publishing eBooks there and they really are hot reads.
There are several other Lush authors posted through Lush Publishing on Amazon and I hope all you Lushites will check them out on Amazon and support them. If you get time to leave a great review for our fellow lush authors on Amazon that would sure be great. I've purchased a lot of Lush Publishing eBooks there and they really are hot reads.
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Hot buttered popcorn at the movie theater; messy hot dogs at baseball games; the wind on my face when I ride my motorcycles; tailgating at football games; being in Sanford Stadium jumping up and down screaming "Touchdown!" when the Dawgs score; my wife in a tiny pair of lacy sheer panties just before I pull them off.
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
After I saw Sprite, Buz and Nymphwriter entered I thought why bother. But I'll probably enter to just prove I'm a hopeless optimist.
You can't use me as an excuse not to, I've never cracked the Top 3. I did come in 4th once and that story is over 60,000 views now, so it IS worth entering. The comp is a good one to put everything you've got into, push your skill to the max and try to surpass anything you've done before. Put 100% of your heart, soul and libido into and have fun writing it and that will show. Proof, proof and get another person to proof and submit it as perfect as you can make it. Then no matter what, you'll be proud of it, you will have done your duty to yourself and to the readers.
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Ladies,
Ball sag has all to do with temperature. On a very cold day, the ball sack will tighten up close to the body for warmth. When the guy is sick and running a fever, the ball sack will hang extra low, away from the body because it is too hot. The length of sag is so that the testicles can be kept at perfect body temperature so they continue to produce and protect sperm.
Ball sag has all to do with temperature. On a very cold day, the ball sack will tighten up close to the body for warmth. When the guy is sick and running a fever, the ball sack will hang extra low, away from the body because it is too hot. The length of sag is so that the testicles can be kept at perfect body temperature so they continue to produce and protect sperm.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I've had it done to me a lot, by both guys and girls, and I've done it to other girls, but not to many boys, though. It's an incredible intimacy. You really have to feel close to that person and trust them a lot (at least I do). Right after a shower is best.
My wife and I enjoy this, but like you said, Bethany, right after a shower.
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Hmmm... Live forever: even if you just invested money modestly, in a few decades you could be wealthy, in a century or two, rich as stinking shit! But you might not be very happy watching everyone you care about pass over and over again.
The best wealth is in the people you love, the way you live your life and the positive way you improve the world around you. I'll take giving that my best shot.
The best wealth is in the people you love, the way you live your life and the positive way you improve the world around you. I'll take giving that my best shot.
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Quote by sprite
We have 3 new story mods, btw. Kathrynellie, Stormdog, and 0curious who are already doing a stellar job. Also, i want to give a shout out to Buz, one of our Senior mods, who really puts a lot of love and sweat into the job. Thanks Buz. You're my hero.
Sprite, you are a bigger hero to me, as well as an inspiration.
