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Buz
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Crotch! Though I might claim to have a croc between my legs. 
I do my best to be ultra discreet when scratching my crotch or having to make an adjustment. Sometimes we have to adjust how that thing is positioned. It does look rather uncouth to do it in public. You do know it changes sizes a lot and that has nothing to do with erections. It has to do with temperature/body heat mostly.
Can you ladies imagine if your breasts dramatically changed sizes several times throughout the day? Now imagine a rather sensitive package of items hanging between your legs changing sizes throughout the day.
I do my best to be ultra discreet when scratching my crotch or having to make an adjustment. Sometimes we have to adjust how that thing is positioned. It does look rather uncouth to do it in public. You do know it changes sizes a lot and that has nothing to do with erections. It has to do with temperature/body heat mostly.
Can you ladies imagine if your breasts dramatically changed sizes several times throughout the day? Now imagine a rather sensitive package of items hanging between your legs changing sizes throughout the day.
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I love it! My wife grabs my ass a lot. She even grabs or smacks my butt in stores, at ball games, at concerts, at the ballet, you name it, if she gets the opportunity she grabs it. If she catches me bent over, she smacks it. Hey! And likewise, she gets it from met too!
In bed... that's one of her "I'm horny and want some action" moves, she starts rubbing my ass.
In bed... that's one of her "I'm horny and want some action" moves, she starts rubbing my ass.
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A wedding ring has proved to be a chick magnet. I'm not wanting it to be, but why do so many women come on to married men? I've found women to hit on me in clubs, bars, the gym, and even work situations much more often after i got married than before. Do they think they can prove something to themselves by taking something that belongs to someone else? I've even had chicks hit on me in front of my wife. Not a good idea. She is getting really good at Taekwondo and she has never backed away from a confrontation anyhow.
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Title of your story: Blue Light Special
Genre/Category: Humor Stories
Provide the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/blue-light-special.aspx
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?
I thought of the basic premis for this story while sitting in Waffle House munching down on a All-Star breakfast special.
2. How did you come up with these characters?
They just came to me from having seen a lot of people much like these characters. I'm sure bits and pieces from a lot of experiences. I gave them Southern accents, but their characters are found everywhere you go. And I've traveled a lot.
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?
This is my second Humor story and the first one I started out totally in the frame of mind to write a humorous sex story.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?
That's difficult to say. I just made an outline and started writing, getting into each character and bringing them to life. Writing the cops was a lot of fun. In this story I created a contrast between the attitude/morals of the city cops and the county deputies. You may catch the very subtle attitude of Sarge when the deputies talk about how they hand out traffic tickets.
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?
I've enjoyed eating at Waffle House restaurants all of my life. The corporation was started and headquartered where I live in Atlanta, Georgia, so they are everywhere in this part of the country. There are even interstate exits with a Waffle House on both sides of the interstate, in sight of each other. So having experienced so many, so often, the atmosphere felt like second nature.
The sex scene, well that was just pure fun. I knew the waitress character's crown of glory would be her hair, hence the "Not the hair!" while having sex. I also thought of John Travolta's character in Saturday Night Fever. For many people, the hair is a major investment.
And why can't there be some humor in the sex scene itself? So there you go.
If y'all read 'Blue Light Special' I sure hope you have a lot of fun reading it.
Genre/Category: Humor Stories
Provide the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/blue-light-special.aspx
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?
I thought of the basic premis for this story while sitting in Waffle House munching down on a All-Star breakfast special.
2. How did you come up with these characters?
They just came to me from having seen a lot of people much like these characters. I'm sure bits and pieces from a lot of experiences. I gave them Southern accents, but their characters are found everywhere you go. And I've traveled a lot.
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?
This is my second Humor story and the first one I started out totally in the frame of mind to write a humorous sex story.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?
That's difficult to say. I just made an outline and started writing, getting into each character and bringing them to life. Writing the cops was a lot of fun. In this story I created a contrast between the attitude/morals of the city cops and the county deputies. You may catch the very subtle attitude of Sarge when the deputies talk about how they hand out traffic tickets.
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?
I've enjoyed eating at Waffle House restaurants all of my life. The corporation was started and headquartered where I live in Atlanta, Georgia, so they are everywhere in this part of the country. There are even interstate exits with a Waffle House on both sides of the interstate, in sight of each other. So having experienced so many, so often, the atmosphere felt like second nature.
The sex scene, well that was just pure fun. I knew the waitress character's crown of glory would be her hair, hence the "Not the hair!" while having sex. I also thought of John Travolta's character in Saturday Night Fever. For many people, the hair is a major investment.
And why can't there be some humor in the sex scene itself? So there you go.
If y'all read 'Blue Light Special' I sure hope you have a lot of fun reading it.
The Linebacker
Quote by Magical_felix
Providing a minor with alcohol falls under misdemeanor. A felony would be more along the lines of having a minor rob a bank with you or sell cocaine for you or something like that.
In this case, besides the alcohol, she allegedly allowed minors to play the Naked Twister, allowed them to have marijuana, and played with a sex toy in front of minors. That all does give the DA some leeway to add more serious charges. Right now it doesn't look like they are going to push that, but the DA can add more charges at any time. DA's are politicians and I'm sure he'll swing towards the more popular sentiment in his district. If it was what he thinks his constituents want that, he could attempt to push a felony charge unless a judge threw it out. Part of the game. But I think the community might rather this incident die down.
Here's another entertaining case. Two Louisiana school teachers got in trouble for seducing a 16 year old student... they had a marathon threesome with him from 9 pm to 6 am. The two teachers got caught because they bragged about the encounter.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/la-teacher-jail-sex-student-case-article-1.2180450
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There are two levels of 'contributing to the delinquency of a minor' charge in Georgia, where she was arrested. One is a misdemeanor with the possible sentence of a fine and up to 12 months in jail. The other is a felony with up to 10 years in jail. Of course the severity will be determined by the district attorney.
I have played 'Naked Twister' myself (me and several girls), but we were all over 18 and we didn't get arrested. As far as winning and losing in the game. haha, there was no losing! Playing Naked Twister leads to Nekkid Twister. Naked = nude; Nekkid = nude and up to some wild fun! Play on!
For a guy at 16, 17 or 18 if someone's hot mom wanted to have sex with them – I didn't know any straight or bi guys that would turn that down when I was that age.
I have played 'Naked Twister' myself (me and several girls), but we were all over 18 and we didn't get arrested. As far as winning and losing in the game. haha, there was no losing! Playing Naked Twister leads to Nekkid Twister. Naked = nude; Nekkid = nude and up to some wild fun! Play on!
For a guy at 16, 17 or 18 if someone's hot mom wanted to have sex with them – I didn't know any straight or bi guys that would turn that down when I was that age.
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It would be great if the 'delete' option for our page blogs was fixed so it actually works. Right now it seems to delete the blog you wanted it to, but after you log out, you see that it is actually still there for everyone to see.
So if you have a typo or something and think you've deleted and posted another blog, your typo blog is still there.
So if you have a typo or something and think you've deleted and posted another blog, your typo blog is still there.
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That woman is facing a host of charges, some are felonies. Writing a story based on a similar situation would have to be within Lush's no guidelines. All characters would have to be at least 16 years old. Also there is a rule against using drugging someone to have sex, so there is the plying underage kids with alcohol and drugs issue.
In another somewhat similar situation, recently two very attractive blonde school teachers in their early 30s seduced and had a menage-a-trois with a 16 year old male student in Louisiana. They are facing several charges.
16 years old is the legal age of consent to have sex in most US states, but there are still adding to the delinquency of a minor laws. In many states it is absolutely illegal for a teacher to have sex with a high school student under any circumstances.
In another somewhat similar situation, recently two very attractive blonde school teachers in their early 30s seduced and had a menage-a-trois with a 16 year old male student in Louisiana. They are facing several charges.
16 years old is the legal age of consent to have sex in most US states, but there are still adding to the delinquency of a minor laws. In many states it is absolutely illegal for a teacher to have sex with a high school student under any circumstances.
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You could probably 69 without too much problem. Its the all-holes-filled MMMF that could get really tricky. And what about the Russians. You know we have those international space teams. I've heard they do some positions never seen in Western Europe or the Western Hemisphere and that are outlawed in Australia... hmmm... I think we should send a Canadian up with the Russians as an experiment. Canadians are too nice to say no.
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It is much harder to have an orgasm with a condom on. The upside is I can fuck for a really longtime with a condom on. The downside is she might get sore or we run out of time.
If I were single, wearing a condom would be much better than an unwanted pregnancy or catching an STD. You can get creative about how to finish off.
If I were single, wearing a condom would be much better than an unwanted pregnancy or catching an STD. You can get creative about how to finish off.
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My wife and I crack up laughing during sex fairly often. We laugh a lot anyhow, pull pranks on each other and so forth. Somehow I make her laugh hysterically every day whether I intend to or not.
We often try new sexual positions, mimic what we see in porn and often the results are hilarious and we end up laughing. I fell off the bed once just as I started to orgasm, stuff shot everywhere, straight up, and my wife laughed to the point of tears. We broke a bed at a hotel once, the legs collapsed mid stroke and, damn, that was funny. One of the best was in the kitchen when her butt got pushed against the dishwasher and turned it on. And the time in the car when sometime during sex, our maneuvering around punched her phone and (that's when one number presets can be very dangerous) it dialed her mom.
We often try new sexual positions, mimic what we see in porn and often the results are hilarious and we end up laughing. I fell off the bed once just as I started to orgasm, stuff shot everywhere, straight up, and my wife laughed to the point of tears. We broke a bed at a hotel once, the legs collapsed mid stroke and, damn, that was funny. One of the best was in the kitchen when her butt got pushed against the dishwasher and turned it on. And the time in the car when sometime during sex, our maneuvering around punched her phone and (that's when one number presets can be very dangerous) it dialed her mom.
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I also suggest that if at all possible you get a friend to proof read after you've done all of your proofing. A second set of eyes, seeing your story fresh will catch things that you keep glancing right over.
If you have questions about wording something or about how to use the correct grammar, please use this Forum. We have several good people who get excited about grammar and will be eager to respond.
Remember, the professionals use proofreaders and editors. Magazines use a proofreader to read the text before publishing. All print publishers have professional proofreaders on staff to read through all of their books before printing. Large ad agencies never rely on the actual writer for the final proofing of ad copy. (And yes, mistakes still get through. Unfortunately newspapers are the worst proofed of the publications and that is why you'll always see mistakes in just about any newspaper issue published.)
If you have questions about wording something or about how to use the correct grammar, please use this Forum. We have several good people who get excited about grammar and will be eager to respond.
Remember, the professionals use proofreaders and editors. Magazines use a proofreader to read the text before publishing. All print publishers have professional proofreaders on staff to read through all of their books before printing. Large ad agencies never rely on the actual writer for the final proofing of ad copy. (And yes, mistakes still get through. Unfortunately newspapers are the worst proofed of the publications and that is why you'll always see mistakes in just about any newspaper issue published.)
