Next they will have Belgium Waffles!
Just make it legal. The only real whores are the elected politicians and their phony values. They sell their soul to their campaign contributors and sell their political favors to the highest bidders.
I like to look at 'em, play with 'em, put my face between 'em, suck and pinch the nipples, put my cock between 'em, cum on 'em. I do enjoy 'em.
I take my clothes to the cleaners. I like my dress shirts heavy starched.
Escorts advertise on billboards and the sides of buses. You can quickly miss your money if you gamble it away too fast. The Strip is a MUST SEE. Go to a cabaret!
In an envelope and mail it to the IRS.
I sell it to sperm banks. On weekends when they are closed I set up a roadside stand with a sign 'Sperm And Popcorn For Sale'.
Grilled pork chops, corn fritters, green beans, mashed potatoes with white gravy, cornbread and sweet tea.
The hair should be trimmed away from the labia. You don't want any getting in your teeth. I don't want pubic hair dental floss.
But I prefer very short, neat trimmed landing strips or other designs, the hair always trimmed-shaved-waxed away from the labia. No complaint about shaved, but a little trimmie is more visually enticing to me.
I've been to a sex club... more than once, more than twice...
I'm sorry, but we do not allow Fan Fiction here.
Buz
Senior Story Verifier
There are only 2,000 people in your piss ant little town, so why do you have that minimum wage huge fucking police force dressed like SWAT commandos and keep your entire force patrolling your 2 miles of interstate highway? REVENUE that goes in the pockets of your city councilmen!!!! That's fucking wrong!
I hope everyone knows that if they appeal their ticket to state court then you lose 100% of the fine AND because you have unqualified police ticketing innocent people, they have a good chance of winning their case at state court in front of a real judge. Take that you corrupt fucking assholes!
I bet a lot of people have been fucked at work and it wasn't even sexual.
Steph, 'Leningrad' is a truly superior and awesome piece of writing. You blew it away! In my opinion it's an award long overdue. Congratulations!
An ice cold Sweetwater Pale Ale
Mongolian beef, fried rice, egg roll, hot tea.
I will use grammar checkers when I have a question. I'll get a lot of green underlines for dialogue wording which is fine as long as it is punctuated correctly. The text of the story does need to be grammar correct.
I do suggest that you don't solely rely on grammar checkers, which can be very inconsistent, but have your story proofed by a friend who is very grammar competent before you upload it.
I've never done it and it doesn't intrigue me.
Fried chicken, green beans, cream corn, potato salad, cornbread and sweet tea. For dessert, apple cobbler.
I am a gun owner and get very angry at idiots who abuse their right to own a gun and even angrier at criminals who posses and use guns illegally. Of course using a gun in a crime already adds years to the sentence. Maybe that should be increased.
There are way too many gun safety classes available for anyone owning a gun not to take the class. If a gun accident happens, it IS caused by negligence and is inexcusable. Guns should be safely stored where children cannot get to them. That is NOT hard to do, not all all. If a person can afford a gun, they can afford a gun lock or a gun safe.
And neighborhood watch trolls, er... I mean patrols (I do mean trolls) carrying guns should be liable for huge damages in civil court even if criminal court let them go. I also think subdivision boards and neighborhood watch organizations would sure put an end to that happening once they were successfully sued. Civil court does not require the overwhelming evidence that criminal court does. It should be used. Lawyers!?
