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Quote by VanGogh
gangbangs sound like a perfect environment for catching something .... as I would assume no one would be wearing a condom.
maybe a great thing to read about, but certainly a scary situation in real life.
Condoms should be worn. I had some friends who all ended up at the campus clinic to get shots once.
I always thought that a variety of colored condoms should be handed out at gangbangs.
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My college sex experience started with a gangbang. Mostly from then on I just watched. In most there would be 2 girls who seemed to be in competition with each other to see which one could be the loudest, wildest, and most vulgar. The girls did seem empowered by it. It was always their choice to do so and I have to say I was surprised to find out that so many girls wanted to experience that before they finished college. A lot of guys didn't want to participate because of performance anxiety in front of a crowd.
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Facebook locked me out of my account because they didn't believe it was me. There reason stated said I was logging in from a device I had never used before. That was ridiculous, it was a computer I have been using for almost a year. I tried a tablet I've been using for 2 years, same Facebook response. Then Facebook didn't use any of my security questions I set up. Instead they sent me pictures from pages of my well over 300 friends. Really? Pictures of people's dogs and cats, scenics, etc. And I was to choose which friend that picture belonged to.
Facebook sent me some pictures from Jaymal's Facebook page of his book covers. They then had 4 names for me to choose from. To my surprise none of the 4 names were Jake Malden or Jaymal. Hmmmm.... can Facebook be that incompetent? Why, yes, they can.
So after trying for several days to log into my own account unsuccessfully, I started a brand new Facebook page. Low and behold a month later I decided to try and log into my old account to see what would happen. Wow! They allowed me to log in. So what did I do? I sent a friend request to myself at my new account. Ha I am now friend with myself. Thank you Facebook for making the hilariously ridiculous possible through your incompetence.
Is anyone suspicious that the US Federal Government may actually be running Facebook? I mean, who else is that incompetent?
Facebook sent me some pictures from Jaymal's Facebook page of his book covers. They then had 4 names for me to choose from. To my surprise none of the 4 names were Jake Malden or Jaymal. Hmmmm.... can Facebook be that incompetent? Why, yes, they can.
So after trying for several days to log into my own account unsuccessfully, I started a brand new Facebook page. Low and behold a month later I decided to try and log into my old account to see what would happen. Wow! They allowed me to log in. So what did I do? I sent a friend request to myself at my new account. Ha I am now friend with myself. Thank you Facebook for making the hilariously ridiculous possible through your incompetence.
Is anyone suspicious that the US Federal Government may actually be running Facebook? I mean, who else is that incompetent?
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Three Good Things:
1. The opportunity to write erotic stories and poems
2. Reading great erotic stories and poems
3. Making interesting wonderful friends from all over the world, and the amazing social interaction
Three Bad Things:
1. The overwhelming number of pussy pics sent to me (please include the tits also.)
2. No free beer
3. Whiny posts in the Forum
1. The opportunity to write erotic stories and poems
2. Reading great erotic stories and poems
3. Making interesting wonderful friends from all over the world, and the amazing social interaction
Three Bad Things:
1. The overwhelming number of pussy pics sent to me (please include the tits also.)
2. No free beer
3. Whiny posts in the Forum
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Quote by kiera
Hey I edited sorry.
May I ask though whats EP??
Also Id like to ask ..please know I am not looking for a RR but ive seen some I thought were terrible, how are these chosen?
An EP is an Editors Pick. Those stories are nominated by a moderator and voted on by a panel of some of the most respected authors on the site. The stories are highly scrutinized for many factors such as grammar, plot, creativity, character development, sexiness and outstanding quality as a story, etc. It is a very difficult award to achieve.
Recommended Reads are chosen by individual story verifiers. The very best of those may go on to be nominated for an EP. Not everyone may agree because of their favorite style, category, particular tastes in stories and writing. The system is designed to allow for that, so that all types of categories and styles that are of excellent quality can get recognized and recommended rather than just a few styles. It broadens the spectrum.
For every RRd story you might think is terrible there are a great many readers with quite the opposite opinion who think very highly of it. That goes for anything in life, music, movies, art, fashion, politics, etc.
This is an erotic short story site and you can just look at the wide variety of story categories we offer to satisfy the desires of our varied members and readers.
Was hoping someone offered to give me a spanking. 
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
You should check out Pink Cherry, if you haven't already
I think I did. I dated a Canadian girl named Pink Cherry, yes she was a stripper, and her trim job was shaped like the Canadian Maple Leaf. We were having what I thought was great sex one time and something struck me as odd when I heard strange noise coming from under the sheets. I yanked back the sheet and she was watching a hockey game on her iPhone and eating a bacon sandwich and she said "Eh?"
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It is humbling yet truly an honor to be mentioned on someone's favorites list. I want to say how much it means to me to be named by Dancing_Doll, Poppet, Stephanie, DanielleX, NymphWriter, Dragon_lilly, GreyHound and 2 others (Guests) to their favorite authors list. Thank you from my heart and a great big hug!
Anyone that sees my Lush bio page can see that I may have the longest list on Lush of authors that I follow. Actually, there are more than that. My list got so long it started to overwhelm my page.
I highly recommend to any new Lush reader that they check out the EP stories link and the Recommended Read stories link for great stories and poems.
Anyone that sees my Lush bio page can see that I may have the longest list on Lush of authors that I follow. Actually, there are more than that. My list got so long it started to overwhelm my page.
I highly recommend to any new Lush reader that they check out the EP stories link and the Recommended Read stories link for great stories and poems.
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Quote by Nikki703
True, but they were all born a 9 o'clock!
Hey, I am Bi and I was born on the 3rd. And 3 squared is...........OMG, 9!! Coincidence?
I think not. In fact I bet you have a 9" dildo. Had 9" hung bf, etc. Just how many 9s are there in your life? Do you have a cat? Yeah, cat's have 9 lives. How may times have you looked at the clock and it was 9:00. Coincidence? Have you ever just had $9 in your wallet? Coincidence? Were you ever in the 9th grade? Coincidence? Do you have any Nine West shoes? Have you ever been so excited that you felt like you were 'on cloud nine'? Coincidence? Hmmmmm....
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Quote by JollyBloke03
And Jamaican. I can also do a Jamaican accent. Now how accurate any of those are, I don't know, but people love to hear me do accents.
You should try getting a gig in a comedy club doing your accents. Just say funny things and have a conversation with yourself as if you are different people, each with a different accent. That could be very popular act. You could start out part time and maybe it would lead to something big.
I read that Bob Newhart was an accountant in his day job and had a funny telephone routine he entertained friends with. That led to a comedy club act and that led to a successful television career.
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Love me some blues rock from the classic rock days:
Not My Cross To Bear - The Allman Brothers Band
Statesboro Blues - The Allman Brothers Band
Whipping Post - The Allman Brothers Band
Sometimes Salvation - The Black Crowes
Remedy - The Black Crowes
Layla - Derek and the Dominos
I Looked Away - Derek and the Dominos
It's Too Late - Derek and the Dominos
Once I Had A Woman - Jimi Hendrix
Honky Tonk Women - The Rolling Stones
Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
Not My Cross To Bear - The Allman Brothers Band
Statesboro Blues - The Allman Brothers Band
Whipping Post - The Allman Brothers Band
Sometimes Salvation - The Black Crowes
Remedy - The Black Crowes
Layla - Derek and the Dominos
I Looked Away - Derek and the Dominos
It's Too Late - Derek and the Dominos
Once I Had A Woman - Jimi Hendrix
Honky Tonk Women - The Rolling Stones
Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
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Accents that I find very sexy and attractive on women are southern accents, (there are several variations and I really like the low country accent). The most imitated by TV and Hollywood, mostly very poorly done, is the Charleston accent. I love women with English, Australian and French accents. A woman with a nice voice and an English accent talking dirty is especially hot.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I used to do this in my late teens and twenties. Not so much anymore. In college, a bunch of us girls were riding to Florida together and we'd dare each other to stand up through the sunroof topless. In my 20's, David and I were driving through southern Utah, and I just stripped naked and rode in the front passenger seat like that for a couple hours.
I was the the Greek god-like shirtless hunk that honked and waved at y'all.
My wife is quite the exhibitionist, so I've enjoyed her antics many times. She has a convertible sports car, so we've had a lot of fun with her flashing antics in that. And the stuff she's done in my Jeep when I've removed the doors...
