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Buz
11 hours ago
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So I gather some of you ladies wouldn't appreciate your man being able to shave his favorite NASCAR driver's number onto his back.


I prefer the even tone all over look myself, but still don't consider that unattractive. Many exotic dancers do the tan line look because they feel it is popular with customers, especially older men, who tip them a lot of money.

However, getting tans like that in general can easily lead to skin cancer and leathering of the skin in years to come. People who get dark tans especially are prone to get basil cell skin cancer (rough dry patches that must be surgically removed). They also stand a greater chance of getting melanoma, one of the deadliest cancers.
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Two words; red wine.


People putting anything alcoholic up their ass are going to get drunk as hell. The alcohol is absorbed into the system faster than if they had drank it. It is easily possible to get alcohol poison which can be fatal.
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For the record, you should NOT put red wine up your ass.


Sell that as a bumper sticker.
Women can't jog on the beach in those string thong bikinis, because if they get sand in them it could saw them in half.

But they are fun to look at, IF its a great tight body. Thongs on cellulite or beer gut female bodies are ummm... not so nice to see.


This is what is supplied to me at the moment...






This is what I used buy on my own...

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Whew...that's a big relief. I'd been holding off on purchasing those iridescent, microwaveable butt plugs and the pump action, 9-volt penis enlarger at the Lush toy store for fear that you and the rest of the mods could see my purchases.

Now, I am relieved.


I'm in the Lush shipping department packing your order for delivery right now. You do know you ordered those with personalized engraving. Also, if you order 4 more butt plugs and the batteries for your penis enlarger you'll get a set of Ginzu Knives and THAT"S NOT ALL, you'll get 4 bottles of Butt Lube.
Way back when my wife was just my girlfriend, she'd sometimes get mad and give me the silent treatment - maybe even for days. Eventually I'd just get my stuff, leave and tell her she could call me when she wants to talk to me or I was sure some other girl would calling me. She'd usually say something then, though it might not be nice. But at least it ended the silent treatment.

I really hate getting the silent treatment. It actually would make me build up anger of my own, especially when I didn't know why. So when we got engaged I told her the silent treatment wasn't acceptable and I wouldn't take it. So if she gets mad now, she tells me right away.

She's never been one to lie to me about not being mad.
Identical twins don't look 100% the same as there are always very subtle differences. One might be heavier or slightly taller, etc. But dogs with their extremely heightened sense of smell would easily be able to pick out the most subtle differences. Besides dogs smell and hear much better than they see. In fact, your dog might not recognize you from 100' feet away, but would most likely smell you and even recognize the sound cadence of your walk. Therefore he/she is already wagging their tail in anticipation.
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I vote BethanyFrasier. Hers is awesome!


Amen to that!
This is all really quite simple, the site must pay for itself. Even non-profit organizations require enough revenue to cover operational expenses. So Nicola has devised a very reasonably priced plan with different priced options, in order to keep Lush operational well into the future.

This is a trend you are seeing with many, now free, websites in all kinds of categories. Banner advertising is seeing a general decline in the industry as more savvy viewers now ignore them and viewers hate pop up ads, so more and more sites are going away from that. Revenue to operate must still be generated, so throughout the online world we are beginning to see new types of revenue evolve. I think the new Lushstories plan is a very attractive and viable offer and considers a wide range of budgets. There is still a basic free membership offered.
Crab stuffed shrimp, rice pilaf, steamed broccoli and white wine.
Meatloaf, fried squash, fried green tomatoes, mashed potatoes, and green beans. Sweet tea of course.
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The subject is "a group of people", therefore it is plural and "are" is correct.
Of doesn't make a noun an adjective, it's a preposition. It signifies a relationship to another noun. A pot of gold is not the same as a gold pot or golden pot.


Correct.
As a story moderator I can say that it is our job to make sure story and poem submissions meet the standards of this site. We don't expect professional submissions out of everyone, but we do expect certain standards of quality, especially with the grammar. We also expect all submissions to fall within our rule guidelines.

It would be much easier to just click the verify button than to go through a story that must be rejected and post all of the reasons why it is being sent back, but we do not take the easy way out. I am quite sure that our team of volunteers works very hard to be as helpful as possible in making all the suggestions possible to get rejected stories up to acceptable standards. And certainly getting a message back arguing the point is not going to change the outcome.

We are always very appreciative of authors that use editor/proof readers. That makes our jobs much easier and then we may have some time to write our own stories and poems to submit.
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When I modeled, I learned make-up was necessary because the camera sees everything. Now, in my thirties, there's getting to be more and more flaws to conceal!


You still look like your'e in your twenties. I bet you have great genes and/or know how to take care of your skin.
For some people there is only one great 'love of their life.' But others there may be more than one, it all depends upon what life does to one and how they respond.
Charlize Theron and Halle Berry (and YES! I am imagining them and me in a FFM)


The word redneck when its used in a hateful bigoted way, along with all the other bigoted, racist, hateful and prejudiced terms used to denigrate and profile people based on their color, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, religion, etc.

As far as during sex or sex play, the words mommy or daddy. A total turn off.
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'The proof is in the pudding.'

The phrase is, 'The proof of the pudding is in the eating.' Why can't people get it right!!!



What if you are wearing a pudding bikini?

Where I live when we get snow events they get permanently named. Last year we had 'Snowmageddon'.

I like to visit snow somewhere else like Colorado, Wyoming or Montana for a ski weekend. Then I've had enough.

I like celebrating Christmas in the tropics at the beach.
This one is very bluesy, but damn, do I love blues.

I would gladly try crocodile meat. I've eaten alligator quite a few times, as well as rattlesnake... very tasty.