Last time I was drunk I was Angelina Jolie. The time before that I was President Obama and the one before that I was Charles De Gaulle. But the worst drunk I ever was I became Dudealiscious.
Hot fluffy southern buttermilk biscuits covered in white gravy, well done scrambled eggs with apple jelly, bacon and black coffee.
Pulled pork barbecue in spicy hot sauce, Brunswick stew, cole slaw and ice cold beer.
Her avatar shows a very pretty face a with a friendly attractive smile.
When I posted before I had completely forgot to mention Blind Date. That is probably Bruce Willis's best ever movie. His best acting performance by far anyhow.
I actually enjoy most Bruce Willis movies, but face it, he's probably never going to win an Oscar, but he has won the Razzie for Worst Acting Performance before.
I also have an Android tablet. The only way I can log out on mine is to click on Forum in the red bar. To the far right is the 'log out' option. Click there.
Scrolling the menu down is almost impossible on Android. And the rare times I finally do get it to scroll, the menu will often disappear before I can click on anything.
I've tried Chrome, Firefox, Explorer, they all are just as inadequate on Android.
Quite frankly I am very disappointed in my Android tablet. Actually it sucks! Did I say my Android tablet is a piece of shit? Well, it is!
I'd love to see Ving Rhames play Don King. I'm a big Ving Rhames fan. I think he's a great actor and he is super cool. But Eddie Murphy is so talented, he could probably pull it off in grand fashion. Don King is one of those bigger than life characters. If he were younger he could just play himself.
My wife has her hood pierced. It looks super hot! She loves it! She also has her nipples and belly button pierced. I love it!
My wife had a booklet on it and wanted to try it out... YEAH BABY! ...oh excuse me, yes it's quite enjoyable.
naked party porn
beach porn (it's funny when they get sand in their cracks)
1980s porn
high budget porn
cheap porn
The Black Crowes - Ballad in Urgency (listening to The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion album)
Pepperoni & Sausage pan pizza and cold beer.
It definitely happens. Some stories just explode out of me while others seem to take forever, often being set aside because something else is in my head.
To read and write and make friends...
I've slid them off slowly down her legs with my teeth, but sniffing and tasting, I don't do that.
I have worn panties on my head* (as my frat brothers also did) while playing intramural football in college and also at a large party where I rode my motorcycle up the stairs and all around inside the fraternity house.
*Our girlfriends that donated the panties stood on the sidelines cheering us on.
Camel Toe!!!! Say YES to the toe! (that would make a great t-shirt!)
It's those guys that show up at the nude beach alone that you have to watch out for.
PS. Be careful surfing naked, you don't want a jellyfish sting on your mister willy.
Home grilled hamburgers topped with sweet cole slaw and pickles, barbecue baked beans, potato chips and ice cold beer.
I have a lot of followers on the list. Certainly not all vote or leave comments, actually most of them don't. I do hope they are reading. I generally get a lot of readers. I am extremely grateful to have them. I love writing my stories and poems, and knowing that someone is reading and enjoying them is a real blessing to me. I am truly blown away that I have received over 1,500,000 total story views.
I thoroughly love giving oral sex to my wife. Hearing and seeing her response is great stimulation. Women are capable of having several orgasms in one sexual episode, so why not start it off with foreplay, followed by oral to orgasm for her before going into the next stages of love making? Trimmed or shaved is fine. I actually like a little trim job better. It's more visually stimulating, let's me know I'm with a grown woman. A little to tickle the nose is just fine.