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Quote by stephanie
ENOUGH OF THE DIRTY TALK YOU!!!!!!!
(Bold Child!)
xx Steph
Yes! Enough of this talk. Steph, put that bottle of Cognac down, your a fucking Irishman-crossdresser-womanizing-historian-writer. And that corset is too small for you, that damn thing's going to make your head pop like a zit. And 9-inch heels, really? When you walk on those, your knees wobble from side to side and that's not just from the drinking. Quit singing Arthur McBride, your voice is woefully sharp but you end it on a flat note. Dogs are barking for a whole kilometer.
Other than that, a big double cheer for hitting the 5,000 post mark and taking your place in this semi-elite club. Bravo!
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I've both taken part in and witnessed gangbangs. It was a somewhat common occurrence in college. In every case I saw, the girl or girls asked if there were guys interested in doing it or the guys asked the girl(s) if they were interested to which they responded an eager yes. I guess girls do it because they can, either to fulfill a fantasy or just because they can orgasm over and over again. Some girls like to be the center of the show and what better way to put on a show. I'm sure the vast majority of guys would let girls gangbang them if it were physically possible and they could get volunteers. What guy wouldn't want to have 6 girls pull a train on him? Of course I'm thinking in 'straight' terms.
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Quote by Dirty_D
There's a club? shit. why doesn't anyone tell me these things. Am I, like, responsible for snacks and drinks and crap?
Yes, there is a club and you better get those snacks and drinks together, but leave the crap at home.
Obviously, with over 14,000 Forum posts, Sprite is the club president. I am the social chairman and we're playing Naked Twister at the next meeting.
Oh, by the way that's when we initiate Poppet and Steph. Don't worry, Sprite has her paddle for that. Also there's a little game involving an olive, a chair, and a block of ice and they're not wearing any clothes (and can't use their hands.)
PS. I'm an experienced fraternity pledge trainer. hahahaha
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There are some good ones here on the Lush store. Check those out. One that you can hang from your door frame, very convenient. Search: sex swings
http://store.lushstories.com/sphinx_search2.php?a=lushadultstore&ser_key=sex+swing&s_cid=all
http://store.lushstories.com/sphinx_search2.php?a=lushadultstore&ser_key=sex+swing&s_cid=all
Way to go Liz!!!!!! You are awesome! 
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What is the big deal? Many in the media and especially on social media sites are going nuts over President Obama wearing a khaki suit.
Quite frankly, it is a good looking summer suit, well tailored to his proportions and looks good on him. I like the suit. It's an excellent suit for wearing during the summer.
I have a suit that color myself.
In fact since it's still summer, I'd like to see the President in a finely tailored seer sucker suit, especially if he visits the South.
Seer sucker: a popular Southern suit style for late spring and summer.
Quite frankly, it is a good looking summer suit, well tailored to his proportions and looks good on him. I like the suit. It's an excellent suit for wearing during the summer.
I have a suit that color myself.
In fact since it's still summer, I'd like to see the President in a finely tailored seer sucker suit, especially if he visits the South.
Seer sucker: a popular Southern suit style for late spring and summer.
:d/ 
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Quote by sprite
yeah, right, sure, BUT... while i've got you here... i've got this weird thing happening to my toenail. thought you could take a look at it...
I tried re-uploading the Forum Signature today and it worked.
As for your toenail, Sprite, I think that thing needs to be looked at by the Centers For Disease Control. I've notified them and a HAZMAT Team will be arriving at your place very soon. You may need to be quarantined for awhile.
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Introduce the title of your story: Illusion
Genre/Category: Group Sex/Toy With Me Competition
Provide the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/illusion.aspx
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?
My wife and I went to Waffle House with some strippers we know from our favorite 'Gentleman's Club.' We all sat and talked for a few hours listening to stories from their personal lives, many of which were very dark and twisted. It turned out that the strippers also did escort work. They told us a great deal about what that is like and the stuff they do. Their tales inspired me to write a story.
2. How did you come up with these characters?
The male characters are based on several quirky guys I knew from college. A lot of the girls' characters are taken from the strippers that told us stories and on a friend of ours that worked as an escort to pay her way through college.
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?
This is darker than most of my stories. Also, it is not based on me personally as many of my stories have been. It is just fiction, which is something I've become much more interested in writing. I like being inspired by something real and then creating an entirely new story direction from that.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?
Not giving away too much too soon in the story. I wanted to create an intriguing ending. Also gathering up information on how the escorts work and what they go through in the city where I based the story, which is the city I live in.
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?
The dialogue in the story is based on local dialect, so it may seem quirky to some who read it. Also, I didn't write it with the intention of entering it in the competition. I actually wrote off and on for quite a long while on this story, many times rewriting scenes. When I finally got it finished and proofed the competition had started. One of the people proofing it for me, asked if I was going to enter it. I had never even considered that. I realized that the story was comp eligible since it has an important scene with a 'pink dildo.' The Lush Store has several pink plastic dildos of different sizes and shapes for sale. So I decided to enter it into the competition.
Genre/Category: Group Sex/Toy With Me Competition
Provide the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/illusion.aspx
1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?
My wife and I went to Waffle House with some strippers we know from our favorite 'Gentleman's Club.' We all sat and talked for a few hours listening to stories from their personal lives, many of which were very dark and twisted. It turned out that the strippers also did escort work. They told us a great deal about what that is like and the stuff they do. Their tales inspired me to write a story.
2. How did you come up with these characters?
The male characters are based on several quirky guys I knew from college. A lot of the girls' characters are taken from the strippers that told us stories and on a friend of ours that worked as an escort to pay her way through college.
3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?
This is darker than most of my stories. Also, it is not based on me personally as many of my stories have been. It is just fiction, which is something I've become much more interested in writing. I like being inspired by something real and then creating an entirely new story direction from that.
4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?
Not giving away too much too soon in the story. I wanted to create an intriguing ending. Also gathering up information on how the escorts work and what they go through in the city where I based the story, which is the city I live in.
5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?
The dialogue in the story is based on local dialect, so it may seem quirky to some who read it. Also, I didn't write it with the intention of entering it in the competition. I actually wrote off and on for quite a long while on this story, many times rewriting scenes. When I finally got it finished and proofed the competition had started. One of the people proofing it for me, asked if I was going to enter it. I had never even considered that. I realized that the story was comp eligible since it has an important scene with a 'pink dildo.' The Lush Store has several pink plastic dildos of different sizes and shapes for sale. So I decided to enter it into the competition.
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Quote by Magical_felix
I had to confiscate someone's phone at work once and he had naked pictures of his wife on it and she was so ugly. It was really upsetting to me to have to have seen that. I mean she was really really ugly.
That should be a lesson learned, only confiscate the phones of guys with attractive wives.
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Hey! If I'm going to have to stand by some other guy with our cocks out, well, I'm going to dump cold water on him so that I'll be the one hanging the longest. Really, who wants to be upstaged?
But DPW made some interesting points and I'm not likely to be standing naked next to another man. I haven't had to do that since that damn communal shower we had to use in high school after football and baseball practice and games.
But DPW made some interesting points and I'm not likely to be standing naked next to another man. I haven't had to do that since that damn communal shower we had to use in high school after football and baseball practice and games.