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Quote by Mudpies
Now we have supposedly entered a new golden age of television, with show after show reaching new heights of brilliance. Clever script writing, plot and character development becoming more tangled and intricate as watching habits change to the binge variety.
With each year I watch less television because it is so lame, predictable, and mentally unchallenging.
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Quote by Magical_felix
It's pretty simple actually. You learn the equation in high school.
Girls age ÷ 2 - sex partners = a negative or positive number.
If the number is negative she's a slut.
So, if the woman is 30 and she's had 10 partners you'd do this.
30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 10 = 5 = Not a slut.
If the woman is 30 and she's had 21 partners you'd do this.
30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 21 = -6 = She's a pretty big slut, bruh.
There is an exception to be made for threesomes/gangbangs though. Like if the 30 year old woman that had 10 partners had 6 of those at the same time you must multiply that number by two before plugging it into the equation. So it would go like this.
30 ÷ 2 = 15 (6 x 2 = 12 + 4 = 16) - 16 = -1 = She's a slut unless she keeps her legs closed for a while.
I am so thankful for sluts. I've always preferred them. Their skill is, well... wonderful! Besides, I've always been a slut myself.
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Quote by dpw
It's all about the money shot. Apparently that is what the viewer wants to see. That's why you get the close up of the ejaculation. It "proves" that the guy has cum.
This doesn't mean that it's the guy in the film though. Often, heavy cummers are brought in for that shot.
Can you imagine putting 'cummer' on your resume?
Like most of y'all, I don't like the guy jacking himself off and cumming on the girl either. Who would do that in real life? Not me. Though my wife does like to get a facial shot sometimes, but she pulls it of her mouth and does the stroking.
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Quote by clum
Looking at what you have at the moment, I think you just need to put [/url] at the end.
EDIT: No, the problem is you have http:// twice.
So it should be:
[ url=http://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/another-dance.aspx][ img]http://upload.lushstories.com/1728917551-AnothrDance_banner.gif[ /img][ /url]
Without the spaces.
Thanks Callum! That worked.
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Would oil on canvas, cocks in cubism, be acceptable?
Possibly would you enjoy abstract latex on canvas with metal flake renditions of large massive erect goobers?
Loose pencil sketches on parchment?
Finely sculpted marble peckers?
Okay... how about silhouette penises on craft paper?
Surrealistic paintings of rigid penises?
Daguerreotypes of dicks, matted, and framed under non-glare glass?
Possibly would you enjoy abstract latex on canvas with metal flake renditions of large massive erect goobers?
Loose pencil sketches on parchment?
Finely sculpted marble peckers?
Okay... how about silhouette penises on craft paper?
Surrealistic paintings of rigid penises?
Daguerreotypes of dicks, matted, and framed under non-glare glass?
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I think I understand pretty well about the team being England, with Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland each having their own representative teams. There is a long history that goes into all of that. I believe that the Scots especially take pride in having their own team, separate from the UK and especially separate from England, etc. For a long time England and Scotland shared monarchs, yet, were completely separate sovereign nations from one another. That might confuse some, but history buffs know all about it.
As an American observer, I think an England vs Scotland showdown would be tremendously entertaining, or England vs Ireland, or England vs Wales.
Oh, Elit, if I call it soccer, I am not being rude or offensive. It's a cultural difference. It is called football where you live, but where I live, football is something different and we call what y'all play, soccer. That is not being disrespectful.
PS. More Americans watched the USA's team on TV in the World Cup play-offs than have ever watched soccer before. We actually had a good crowd that traveled to attend the games. I still don't understand all the rules, but I did get caught up in it and enjoyed it very much... until our guy missed what looked like should have been an easy goal. grrrrrr....
As an American observer, I think an England vs Scotland showdown would be tremendously entertaining, or England vs Ireland, or England vs Wales.
Oh, Elit, if I call it soccer, I am not being rude or offensive. It's a cultural difference. It is called football where you live, but where I live, football is something different and we call what y'all play, soccer. That is not being disrespectful.
PS. More Americans watched the USA's team on TV in the World Cup play-offs than have ever watched soccer before. We actually had a good crowd that traveled to attend the games. I still don't understand all the rules, but I did get caught up in it and enjoyed it very much... until our guy missed what looked like should have been an easy goal. grrrrrr....
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Three of my Canadian clients were down here to meet with me today. They always want to go eat some southern soul food when they are in Atlanta. So, I happily obliged and took them to a great little mom and pop restaurant not too far from downtown. They always specifically ask for that place ever since I first took them there about 3 years ago.
I had a big ole fried chicken breast, collard greens, creamed white corn, potato salad, fried green tomatoes, a slice of Vidalia onion, cornbread, and sweet tea.
For dessert, peach cobbler.
I had a big ole fried chicken breast, collard greens, creamed white corn, potato salad, fried green tomatoes, a slice of Vidalia onion, cornbread, and sweet tea.
For dessert, peach cobbler.
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This story, an Editor's Pick Awardee, deserves to be famous...
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/welcome-to-kirkgate.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/welcome-to-kirkgate.aspx
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Quote by Magical_felix
Can anyone tell me where someone goes to study - for years - to be a master? Seriously, where and what does someone study for that long to officially call themselves a master?
I took an online course that advertised in the back of my Mad Magazine Duck Dynasty issue. That issue is collectible by the way and I've stored it with my Made In China Elvis Presley porcelain figurines and autographed Brian Bosworth football.
– The Buz Master
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