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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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Quote by 1nympholes
Hey I always thought that dirty talk was part of really hot sex. Tell me what you think and what you feel and expect at least the same level of vulgarity back from me.
As far as Cunt I think it is a wonderful word and use it a lot myself. Now if you tell me "What a Fucking Hot Cunt I am" You my have to return for several more auditions.
However if it is one of those few times thing do not go right between us and you getting ready to leave and say "You Dumb Fucking Blonde Cunt" there will not be another audition and in fact it may get you a left hook to the mouth.
Just Joking...I think
Any words like daddy, sister, mama or anything that remind me of family don't work for me. Now all the other dirty talk words, cunt, twat, cock, slut, etc. – yeah, I'm up for that. My wife loves it, hell, she can sling it back even better. She loves to use, "you piece of meat.'
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Clum, I suggest you post a video of yourself doing a hoochie coochie dance in your kilt. The ladies here will love it. I'm sure Sprite would. Dirty_D would shake her hooters at you and you'd get those story views in a jiffy.
PS. does anyone know what a jiffy is?
Double PS. It is a great story and I highly recommend it to anyone reading this thread. Here's the link to Clum's story again:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/welcome-to-kirkgate.aspx
Really, check out any of Clum's stories, they are all superb.
PS. does anyone know what a jiffy is?
Double PS. It is a great story and I highly recommend it to anyone reading this thread. Here's the link to Clum's story again:
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/welcome-to-kirkgate.aspx
Really, check out any of Clum's stories, they are all superb.
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Who are your favorite sexy celebrity MILFs?
Here are mine:
Halle Berry
Faith Hill
Charlize Theron
Kate Beckinsale
Angelina Jolie
Holly Robinson Peete
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Halle Berry
Faith Hill
Angelina Jolie
Kate Beckinsale
Charlize Theron
Holly Robinson Peete
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Here are mine:
Halle Berry
Faith Hill
Charlize Theron
Kate Beckinsale
Angelina Jolie
Holly Robinson Peete
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Halle Berry
Faith Hill
Angelina Jolie
Kate Beckinsale
Charlize Theron
Holly Robinson Peete
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Being a physical fitness freak myself, I tend to especially like the body shape of women who are into physical fitness. I am attracted to very tone bodies. Breast size is not that important to me, though my wife did have hers enlarged.
I have always been a big fan of Halle Berry's physique. Yeah baby! In fact she is my favorite MILF!!! Yummy!
I have always been a big fan of Halle Berry's physique. Yeah baby! In fact she is my favorite MILF!!! Yummy!
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Quote by naughtyannie
If we're doing stats, the one I'd quite like to have is the total number of reads on all my stories combined. Then I can see how far away I am from the Millionaire badge haha.
A agree with Annie, I'd like to see total story views listed on the stats section. Also, total number of Famous Stories and Legendary Stories.
As far as 'forced voting' it is very similar to having to wait 5 minutes to score a story. It weeds out serial low scoring troll/riff-raff voters.
If one comments before they vote, then they can comment in the regular comment box. As far as the 5 minute minimum between votes, it is inconvenient for members who often read stories while not logged in and then like to log in later to quickly vote on what they read. However, it is also excellent at weeding out the serial troll/riff-raff voters.
So its just what it is, to get a better result at some things sometimes causes a little inconvenience at others. Nothing is perfect in life.
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I hate horrible movies. So I hate The Twilight series, The Harry Potter series, anything with Steven Seagal (he's the worst actor of all time), silly ass disaster movies like 2012, Avatar, every Rocky after the first Rocky, Armagedonn, every Die Hard after the first one, Deep Impact, Core, and The Day After Tomorrow. ALL THOSE MOVIES SUCK!
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Quote by clum
Tackling means something slightly different in football. There's a lot less contact.
I know, its just my instincts from putting on the pads and helmet and playing American football for 13 years of my life. I loved to tackle! But I'm catching on to soccer and would love to see the USA do something special at the World Cup. I guess they already have by winning one game. That's a lot better than in the past.
In high school, my football teammates and I used to go cheer for our school's soccer team, which was very good. They won a state championship. The soccer team was made up mostly of immigrants, especially from Mexico. We had good camaraderie throughout the school. We were proud of the fact that we had an international feel to our student body. Since in the USA American football is played in the fall and soccer in the spring, we were able to get some of the Mexican soccer guys to fill out our kicker positions on our football team, and they were excellent. I might've tried soccer myself, but spring was also baseball season and I played baseball.
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The USA finally beat Ghana. Who? Ghana. Ghana has eliminated the USA twice before.
Also thought it was cool that Mexico tied Brazil. The Mexican goalie played his ass off. A salute to him!
I'm pulling for the USA and our southern neighbor, Mexico. I'd love to see someone from North America win it.
Also thought it was cool that Mexico tied Brazil. The Mexican goalie played his ass off. A salute to him!
I'm pulling for the USA and our southern neighbor, Mexico. I'd love to see someone from North America win it.
