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Buz
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Buz
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Unfortunately, the greatest Dom ever is no longer with us. Rest in peace Dom DeLuise...



I liked that movie, Dom and Dommer.

But it's really fun to get drunk on PBR and drive around in my pick up truck hitting domasses in the head with the beer bottes.

PS. Why was Fred Sanford always calling his son, Lamont, a 'big dommy?'



I hope y'all lighten up and have a great day everyone.
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Fargo
The Walking Dead
Justified
and I'm in mourning that they canceled Burn Notice.
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I started to post something, but forgot what this thread is about.
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Here's a toast to y'all. Let's have a drink...
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A hamburger with sweet slaw, dill pickle chips, onions, ketchup and mustard on it, hand cut french fries, and sweet tea.
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Cajun grilled shrimp over spicy rice, broccoli, a tossed salad, and white wine.
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Do they ever have any bench clearing brawls in soccer? Okay, I admit I watch hockey for the fights.
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Quote by 1nympholes


Hey I always thought that dirty talk was part of really hot sex. Tell me what you think and what you feel and expect at least the same level of vulgarity back from me.

As far as Cunt I think it is a wonderful word and use it a lot myself. Now if you tell me "What a Fucking Hot Cunt I am" You my have to return for several more auditions.

However if it is one of those few times thing do not go right between us and you getting ready to leave and say "You Dumb Fucking Blonde Cunt" there will not be another audition and in fact it may get you a left hook to the mouth.

Just Joking...I think


Any words like daddy, sister, mama or anything that remind me of family don't work for me. Now all the other dirty talk words, cunt, twat, cock, slut, etc. – yeah, I'm up for that. My wife loves it, hell, she can sling it back even better. She loves to use, "you piece of meat.' smile
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It doesn't matter much to me about boob size. Small is just fine. I don't think really large boobs are sexy.
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Clum, I suggest you post a video of yourself doing a hoochie coochie dance in your kilt. The ladies here will love it. I'm sure Sprite would. Dirty_D would shake her hooters at you and you'd get those story views in a jiffy.

PS. does anyone know what a jiffy is?

Double PS. It is a great story and I highly recommend it to anyone reading this thread. Here's the link to Clum's story again:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/welcome-to-kirkgate.aspx

Really, check out any of Clum's stories, they are all superb.
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This morning I had one bran muffin, one blueberry muffin, and a few cups of black coffee.
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Who are your favorite sexy celebrity MILFs?

Here are mine:
Halle Berry
Faith Hill
Charlize Theron
Kate Beckinsale
Angelina Jolie
Holly Robinson Peete
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Halle Berry


Faith Hill


Angelina Jolie


Kate Beckinsale


Charlize Theron


Holly Robinson Peete


Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Last night it was a fajita-quesadilla, rice, refried beans, chips & salsa, and 2 ice cold Dos Equis.
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Yes and yes. Both are gifts from my wife. She's a lot of fun!
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Being a physical fitness freak myself, I tend to especially like the body shape of women who are into physical fitness. I am attracted to very tone bodies. Breast size is not that important to me, though my wife did have hers enlarged.

I have always been a big fan of Halle Berry's physique. Yeah baby! In fact she is my favorite MILF!!! Yummy!
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Quote by naughtyannie
If we're doing stats, the one I'd quite like to have is the total number of reads on all my stories combined. Then I can see how far away I am from the Millionaire badge haha.


A agree with Annie, I'd like to see total story views listed on the stats section. Also, total number of Famous Stories and Legendary Stories.

As far as 'forced voting' it is very similar to having to wait 5 minutes to score a story. It weeds out serial low scoring troll/riff-raff voters.

If one comments before they vote, then they can comment in the regular comment box. As far as the 5 minute minimum between votes, it is inconvenient for members who often read stories while not logged in and then like to log in later to quickly vote on what they read. However, it is also excellent at weeding out the serial troll/riff-raff voters.

So its just what it is, to get a better result at some things sometimes causes a little inconvenience at others. Nothing is perfect in life.
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I hate horrible movies. So I hate The Twilight series, The Harry Potter series, anything with Steven Seagal (he's the worst actor of all time), silly ass disaster movies like 2012, Avatar, every Rocky after the first Rocky, Armagedonn, every Die Hard after the first one, Deep Impact, Core, and The Day After Tomorrow. ALL THOSE MOVIES SUCK!
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Some alone time every now and then is good for the soul.
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I like pierced titty nipples and pierced pussies, I live a little jingle jingle jang.

Not interested in pierced Clints though. If you pierce Clint you might get Dirty Harry.
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Happy Birthday to Jayne and Liz!!!! Y'all are both wonderful! Two of the UK's best ever!

Have a super awesome birthday!!!!







PS. How 'bout a mustache ride? Wait, I'll have to glue one on.
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I've been told I am stubborn. I refuse to believe that.
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I'd tell him we have narcissistic figure heads, but no leaders.
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Quote by clum


Tackling means something slightly different in football. There's a lot less contact.


I know, its just my instincts from putting on the pads and helmet and playing American football for 13 years of my life. I loved to tackle! But I'm catching on to soccer and would love to see the USA do something special at the World Cup. I guess they already have by winning one game. That's a lot better than in the past.

In high school, my football teammates and I used to go cheer for our school's soccer team, which was very good. They won a state championship. The soccer team was made up mostly of immigrants, especially from Mexico. We had good camaraderie throughout the school. We were proud of the fact that we had an international feel to our student body. Since in the USA American football is played in the fall and soccer in the spring, we were able to get some of the Mexican soccer guys to fill out our kicker positions on our football team, and they were excellent. I might've tried soccer myself, but spring was also baseball season and I played baseball.
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Thanks Danny. I didn't know any of that stuff. If I suited up and went out on that field I'd tackle somebody. I guess that's a no no isn't it? smile

I'd love to see the USA win another game though. At least we won one so far. That's a lot better than usual.
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It was team basketball played by a well coached disciplined team with a game plan and running precision plays against a team of superstars playing street ball. The disciplined TEAM easily whipped the superstars asses.
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The way I feel today, I'd probably get stuck being a female on 'my' menstrual cycle. Some days are just tough that way.

I can tell you though, I'd want hair like Dani's!!!!! Damn that's sexy!
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20% most of the time... say 97% of the time.

If the service sucks, just 15% or 10% if the service is miserable. I have tipped 25% for truly outstanding service.
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The USA finally beat Ghana. Who? Ghana. Ghana has eliminated the USA twice before.

Also thought it was cool that Mexico tied Brazil. The Mexican goalie played his ass off. A salute to him!

I'm pulling for the USA and our southern neighbor, Mexico. I'd love to see someone from North America win it.
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