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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
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Quote by ChrissieLecker
Just a fleeting thought that has entered my mind for the third time now, so I'll share it, even though I really feel bad about possibly adding to Gav's pile:
With the number of new categories it has become incredibly difficult to get the Omnium badge, so how about a "light version" to encourage diversity in writing. Perhaps awarding a "Versatile" badge if an author has stories in 20 categories, which would be a little more than half of the existing ones? This might be doable for some of the authors here and push them to leave their chosen nesting places occasionally ;)
Hi Chrissie, I won't speak for Gav, he might get me good, but he does respond to challenges very well. I like this idea also. If an author can do 20 categories and would earn a Versatile Badge, that would be quite an achievement, and it most likely would inspire and encourage them to continue on toward the Omnium Badge.
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I just heard on the radio news the other day (while in my car) that someone had just been arrested for masturbating in their car. The charges were indecent exposure and sexual assault of a minor (just because the people in the car next to them saw them. An underage passenger was in that car) So the 'in the car masturbator' will now forever be listed on the sex offender list.
That might make one think twice about masturbating in the car.
It certainly gives me pause to think about the times that my wife gives me road head. Is it worth it?
That might make one think twice about masturbating in the car.
It certainly gives me pause to think about the times that my wife gives me road head. Is it worth it?
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We were both 16. She was a cheerleader (blonde and perky) and I was a football player. We did it in a SUV, parked way down a secluded dirt road, next to a creek. Crickets and frogs were chirping outside. It was rather awkward, even though we'd planned it. I used a condom, she used some spermacide. A few months later she developed a menstrual problem and the doctor put her on the pill. That worked out very well for the both of us. She and I dated for 3 years. I still run into her occasionally.
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Wake up with alarm, brush teeth & mouthwash gargle, put on running clothes and shoes
I run 5 miles (during really bad weather I work out with weights first thing.)
Electric shave, shower & razor shave in the shower to get smoother,
Towel dry hair and its ready to go
Deodorant & after shave/cologne (just a little, not too much)
Mouthwash gargle again.
Dress, suit & tie Mon-Fri.
Drive to the office (listening to radio news): black coffee, muffins or granola bars (threaten to send my assistant out for Waffle House take out) ha
The phone starts ringing, emails pile in, the daily sprint race has started.
I run 5 miles (during really bad weather I work out with weights first thing.)
Electric shave, shower & razor shave in the shower to get smoother,
Towel dry hair and its ready to go
Deodorant & after shave/cologne (just a little, not too much)
Mouthwash gargle again.
Dress, suit & tie Mon-Fri.
Drive to the office (listening to radio news): black coffee, muffins or granola bars (threaten to send my assistant out for Waffle House take out) ha
The phone starts ringing, emails pile in, the daily sprint race has started.
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I think Nicola should start selling t-shirts that say:
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The US government has been pushing states to make the HPV vaccine a requirement. I disagree with government interference. It should be an individuals' decision. The government should not have control of our bodies and decisions involving our bodies.
As for as disease risk, so what? Life is a risk. Life is not any fun without taking risks.
Eat More Pussy!
As for as disease risk, so what? Life is a risk. Life is not any fun without taking risks.
Eat More Pussy!
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The goal posts on the Omni Badge have changed before. I think the benefits of an Office/Workplace Category far outweigh any negativity on making that badge a little tougher to obtain. That's just one more story to write. This category offers a new wider appeal that will satisfy and attract readers and writers. And that is I think, a much bigger and more important goal. Who knows the new readership numbers that will be added by expanding and adding this new category? It could be awesome.
From personal experience, the recent addition of the College Sex Category added more than 200,000 views to just my own stories (spread out over 30 stories) in three months. What will an Office/Workplace Sex category do for Lush? I think it will greatly benefit this site.
From personal experience, the recent addition of the College Sex Category added more than 200,000 views to just my own stories (spread out over 30 stories) in three months. What will an Office/Workplace Sex category do for Lush? I think it will greatly benefit this site.