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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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I recently purchased a brand new Mac computer and soon discovered that Safari, the preloaded browser, was terribly incompatible with Lush. Using Safari is a nightmare. The pages jump almost uncontrollably. Typing comments and Forum posts is like playing a video game so to speak, the results highly unpredictable. Voting on stories... well that has been tricky. So far I don't think I've accidentally scored anything wrong. I next downloaded Firefox and discovered it was pretty much the same. Gav has suggested Chrome. I will download that tomorrow. If that one does the trick, I will recommend it to Mac users.
I usually grow a winter beard and trim it very short and keep it for a month or two. I have one right now.
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The Garden of Eden. The rooftop portion of the Bull and Whistle bar in Key West is clothing-optional.


Well, Mr. NudiePants, you do almost everything nude anyhow. I know that was you I saw jogging naked down Peachtree Street Sunday, and just when people were driving home from church too.
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That right you hose head, you know your stuff eh?


Who is calling who a hose head, you hoser? You're the Canadian. One of those that keeps plundering our hockey teams before we can even figure out what the hell 'icing' means. What does 'icing' mean? I attend hockey for the fights. Everytime my team scores I yell, "TOUCHDOWN!" I know, I know, the Canadian transplants give me a funny look. But I yell, "They've got Moosehead beer half off at the concession stand" and they take off running.
The problem with Canadians is that you never know they are Canadians, They are so sneaky. And you can't make them mad. I try pouring beer on their heads and 'WHAT?" They love it. Now I'm their best friend. Damn Canadians... you can't stay mad at them long either. Shit, we don't even guard the border with them.
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I've never ieare of such a thing as a British accent!


There are several aren't there? I'd like to know the regional differences, broken down smaller than just English, Welch, Scottish and so forth. I'm sure it's much more complicated, just as it is over here in the USA and Canada.
I have a southern drawl, the Georgia variety. There are several different southern accents, and those bad imitations from Hollywood and TV aren't them.

I love Brit accents on women. You can throw in Aussie, Scottish, French, and most European accents too. I like 'em!
Fluffy homemade buttermilk biscuits with honey, collard greens, fried (crunchy) okra, crackling corn on the cob, steamed broccoli, and sweet tea.
Saying he's just a friend now... NO! Not that they can't be friends, but it's only okay if I go along or its with a larger group of friends.

I also I don't do that to her. I used to be fuck buddies (friends-with-benefits) with her best friend, who is also married now. We as couples are very close friends, but I don't do the lunch thing or anything with just her.

However a couple handles this, they should be on the same page with it and they should expect equal behavior and tolerance from each other.
I've worn both the 'cock & balls' and the 'just the cock' rings. I prefer rubber or whatever its made of, something that I can take off without too much trouble. Make sure you get the right size. If you put one that is too small on, well, it will be too tight and you might feel like panicking to take it off. And if its too big it won't do you any good.
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I'm conflicted on this. I want to like it, but I'm not sure. I do applaud her for actually wearing something different and memorable though.


Talk about memorable, you should see me when I show up wearing my trademark, one sock.
Congratulations to Liz on winning and all who placed and made the honorable mention list. There were a lot of great stories in this contest.
I'm married now, so no. But when I was single I didn't use pick up lines. Usually just 'hello' worked fine. If the girl is attracted to you, she'll start doing all the talking after that.
I don't have an answer that meets an option on the poll. I wear boxers most of the time, but wear snug briefs or jock straps for running, biking, and when I participate in athletics.
Shrimp & grits (a delicious southern dish), fried green tomatoes, a tossed salad, and Chardonnay.
My wife and I occasionally enjoy porn together.
I really have enjoyed fucking in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
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Right field. no one ever hits the ball out there.


Mine is a baseball one also. The catcher/umpire position. My wife always makes me be the catcher and she's the umpire. And those chest protectors just get in the way. Plus my catcher's cup is too small and I feel a bit cramped.


I don't mind the missionary position, but you always have to stop in mid hump to baptize the converts.
There is never any telling where that dollar, that Andrew Jackson (who was a fucking bigot racist), that quarter, has been, Money is generally nasty as hell. Read an article once about the percentage of bills that had traces of cocaine and other drugs on them. I forgot what it was, but it was a surprisingly substantial percentage.

So wash your hands or use hand sanitizer a lot!
Vegetable beef soup over steamed rice, cornbread, and a glass of milk.
Two slaw dogs, potato salad, and sweet tea.
If someone is sexy, wearing glasses will certainly not altar that. Sexy is sexy!

I usually wear contacts, but I sometimes do wear glasses. If you can, get a few different pairs in different styles to go with your mood or what you are doing. That's kind of fun.
A bunch of stuff that I can't even remember it all. With my buddy on the back of my motorcycle playing calvary charge on his trumpet really late at night, I tried to get away from the police through someone's backyard. We crashed into a large wooden fence. Oops!

Sudsed the town fountain once.

Vaselined a guy's entire car. That was after we vaselined several lockers.
I've never heard of it before. I always use Tabasco or Texas Pete.
1. Duane Allman

Followed by Dickey Betts, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix
With both of us age 16, my high school girlfriend (a cheerleader, of course) and I took each other's virginity. It took us awhile to get good at what we were doing. That's the one and only virgin experience for me. I was always much more interested in women who had a lot of good wild experience and loved doing it.
Harold Ramis also co-wrote the script for National Lampoon's Animal House, one of the greatest movies of all time.

He did brilliant work.