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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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In a glass container labeled Super Sperm at the fertility clinic.

Scrap them all and start over.

I watch sports, news, History International, and National Geographic.
Barbecue baby back ribs, hash browns, cole slaw, and ice cold beer.
I treated myself at The Varsity: 2 chili cheese dogs, onion rings, a fried apple pie, and a large Coca-Cola.


Buttermilk biscuits covered in cream gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon, and black coffee.
Red wine, particularly cabernet savignon and merlot.
I had to start wearing contact lenses/glasses soon after I started my freshman year at college. I mostly wear contacts but occasionally wear my glasses, especially in the spring because pollen irritates my eyes with the contacts in. My wife thinks they make me look more serious and business like.
I met a client for breakfast at Waffle House and I had the All-Star Special.

Eggs scrambled extra well, grits, bacon, toast, strawberry jelly, and a waffle smothered in maple syrup. Black coffee.
This morning I had two croissants with strawberry jelly and black coffee.
I've been to parties where impromptu orgies have occurred, but never been invited to a preplanned orgy.

Do they send out engraved invitations?

You are cordially invited to an orgy.
Black undies only.

Please RSVP
I very much enjoy my online friends. Its great to develop a relationship with people who live a long way from yourself, in other countries and with cultural differences.
I've done FFM and MFM. FFM was my favorite.
Creamed sweet corn, green beans, brown field peas, potato salad, fried green tomatoes, a slice of Vidalia onion, cornbread, and sweet tea.
Chili and rice, with tortilla chips, and a cold beer.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I have a few pairs. I like them with boots as well.

I tend to save my $ for proper skinny jeans, but American Eagle make great jeggings for a really modest price.




My wife has some American Eagle jeggings.
All you quacks can just Duck Off! Really go get Ducked! Duck You and the horse you rode in on!

What a bunch of quacky mother duckers!
I will exchange presents with my wife in the morning. We'll have dinner with the in-laws (exchange presents), & evening at my parents & family (exchange presents).

But the time leading up to Christmas Day is most fun, buying Toys For Tots, Secret Santa, doing Salvation Army bell ringing, giving coats and food to homeless, and stuff like that makes me think Christmas.
Yes they should be immediately stopped by the police, have their yoga pants removed and be sent on their merry way, pantless. I'm sorry, if they went commando, that was their mistake.


How many of you ladies wear jeggings?

My wife has a few pairs and I love them on her. She always wears some type of heels with them or cowboy boots (should I say cowgirl boots?) Any how they are the perfect conduit for her sexy twisty walk that drives me insane.


I prefer sex with the light on, but I've had sex in the total dark before also.

If you're camped in a tent on a dark moonless night, turning on the flash light or lamp will silhouette you for the other campers to see. You may or may not like that. The other campers may or may not like that.

I've had sex on the middle of a football field in an enormous empty stadium in the dark early morning hours before. That was interesting.
Quote by AngelHeart01
All Day???? No smile


So I assume you mean something just shy of 24 hours.
My wife and I have had some hot fun with the remote control thing. She wears it in her in public and I have the control. Great fun! Really great fun!
I like my haircut every 2 weeks. #3 on the sides and #7 on top. I towel it dry and a brush or comb never touches it. I wash it everyday and use conditioner to keep it soft. In the winter (Dec-Jan-Feb) I grow a very short beard or goatee. I trim my beard or goatee every other day with a beard trimmer, #2. The other 9 months I'm clean shaven.

When I was engaged my wife wanted me to grow long hair for the wedding. By the time we got married it was well past my shoulders. What I didn't like but my wife did love, was that when it gets long my hair develops lots of long loopy curls or waves. I prefer my hair short. I once shaved my head.
I especially enjoyed Monty Python movies while under the influence of cannabis.
The site is a lot faster. It's juiced now! Great work Gav!
Quote by WellMadeMale


I try to save the truly disgusting stuff for Magical's wall. I just put weird stuff on your wall Trink.

I know my audience.

Everyone else receives a liberal dose of porn, whack-job or cute little cats/porcupines/puppets.

Some of you ladies have posted swollen scrotums, raging boners, peeled foreskins or ejaculating meat missiles - however, usually there's a gaping or pouting or flooding vagina somewhere in the posting as well.

And I thank you!


You are good at what you do.

PS. Magical didn't realize that stuff was disgusting until you mentioned it in this thread.
You can get over it. Just don't get into a 'comparison war' over who had the most, the best, etc. Don't EVER tell her that anyone from the past did something better than her or looked better. I had a friend make that mistake. Poor guy.
Quote by Wardog
I've watched young men DIE because they made foolish mistakes. Pardon me if I'm not all weepy eyed because someone got stupid and left something behind they should REASONABLY have known NOT TOO!


Wrong! They trusted someone who then betrayed them. The person who posts the pictures lacks all common decency, has no redeeming value, and is a lousy scumbag traitor of the lowest moral character. They should get a stiff prison sentence and hopefully catch a lot of stiff ones up the ass while enjoying their incarceration.

Any real man would never post pictures of an ex-girlfriend, fiancée, or wife of that nature for public viewing. A person who does that is a very small minded selfish person, about as mature as a toddler.

I hope that the legislatures of all 50 states pass a strict law and require severe sentencing to cover this matter.
If you write well written stories that people enjoy, you will pick up a following. Packaging does sell, but good work will get you repeat readers and good votes.