Quote by bat
could go for that Buz ...lol
But I never had to before
They should pay me too ... yeah I'm that good
Maybe we should go into business Buz
WTF
BuzBat Sexy Incorporated. or BatBuz...maybe we should work on the company name.
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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta
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For me v-necks are undershirts only (to be worn with shirts that you leave unbuttoned at the top, not too low of course. You don't want to look like a cheazy know-nothing sleaze.) Crew necks only for outerwear and snug but not tight. My wife likes to buy me RockStar jeans and such, but I prefer Wrangler or Levis jeans, not loose, but not tight either. You can wear a blazer with jeans and a dark t-shirt and sometimes a fedora or even a baseball cap depending upon how casual the setting. Jeans and t-shirts also go well with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. If you do that however, make sure you have the appropriate big western buckle belt. Don't look like an amateur.
Suits! Not too tight or you look like Pee Wee Herman. No one in the business world takes a tight suit seriously. You will lose all credibility. Not a baggy suit either.. It can let it fit a little tighter but make sure your tailor knows what he is doing. In casual settings you can go tieless, but I never do that for business.
Cargo pants (definitely not tight, a little loose with those.) A crew neck t-shirt or polo shirt will go nicely with those. Leather casual shoes or sneakers. Baseball cap will work well with this. In cool weather a sweater or sweat shirt is good.
Khakis. With a polo shirt and deck shoes or penny loafers, NO socks! Blazer optional. You can also toss a dress shirt into that mix (roll the sleeves.)
PS. NEVER wear crocks! NEVER!
Suits! Not too tight or you look like Pee Wee Herman. No one in the business world takes a tight suit seriously. You will lose all credibility. Not a baggy suit either.. It can let it fit a little tighter but make sure your tailor knows what he is doing. In casual settings you can go tieless, but I never do that for business.
Cargo pants (definitely not tight, a little loose with those.) A crew neck t-shirt or polo shirt will go nicely with those. Leather casual shoes or sneakers. Baseball cap will work well with this. In cool weather a sweater or sweat shirt is good.
Khakis. With a polo shirt and deck shoes or penny loafers, NO socks! Blazer optional. You can also toss a dress shirt into that mix (roll the sleeves.)
PS. NEVER wear crocks! NEVER!
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Quote by bubblymagee
Mind if I ask why you won't do it again? I'm curious about your experience.
The threesomes were actually a lot of fun. My first was in college. My fiancée and I did just a few after we got engaged but we discussed it and decided that continuing to do so would not be healthy for our long time commitment. We're married now and committed to monogamy.
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No one is perfect. "Ain't nobody perfect!"
The prefect person for you is the one that fits best and that you both can make it work with. First of all, you have to be willing to do that. It's not always easy. You have to be willing to work hard at it. Do you work hard at your career to make it a success? is that rewarding? Relationships are the same.
The prefect person for you is the one that fits best and that you both can make it work with. First of all, you have to be willing to do that. It's not always easy. You have to be willing to work hard at it. Do you work hard at your career to make it a success? is that rewarding? Relationships are the same.
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There is not a formula. Sometimes a longer back story/lead in is necessary and other times it will work better to have a shorter lead in. You do need a back story/lead in, but use your own judgement. If you feel its dragging on too long then it probably is. If you've gotten to the sexy part and then feel you need some more background, go back and add it.
Remember though, not every reader will see it the same. No matter how successful, well scored or how much serious acclaim it receives, there will always be someone who doesn't like it. Don't worry about them. You will never please everyone. Do your best to create an interesting and entertaining high quality erotic story. Once you feel you've done that then post it. You will get feedback and the more your write, the better you should get.
Remember though, not every reader will see it the same. No matter how successful, well scored or how much serious acclaim it receives, there will always be someone who doesn't like it. Don't worry about them. You will never please everyone. Do your best to create an interesting and entertaining high quality erotic story. Once you feel you've done that then post it. You will get feedback and the more your write, the better you should get.
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Its best to start with some build up. Let the audience get to know your characters before they get all hot and sweaty. However, some really talented and experienced writers can pull off a sexual sprint at the beginning. But as Louis Armstrong once said about jazzing up a song, that he would first play it straight a thousand times before he started jazzing it up. So figure out what you are doing, develop it and get really good at and then start exploring.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Buz, just curious. What's American English? Does it include 'y'all and the cast of duck dynasty?
I've never seen Duck Dynasty, but it is uncivilized to not say y'all.
I just want the customer service representative of an American company to speak with an accent native to those the company serves. I don't appreciate a customer service representative that I am cannot communicate with me. That's when I tell the company, "Y'all can kiss this customer's ass goodbye."