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Buz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Atlanta

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It looks like a huge case of Nipple Mania is running rampant!
I'd like to place an order for a kidney, vagina, and a pair of panties, please.
A toasted roast beef sub sandwich on wheat bread, lettuce, mustard, tomatoes, onions, accompanied by a dill pickle spear, potato salad, and an ice cold beer.
Jimi Hendrix (Jimi Hendrix Experience)
Duane Allman (The Allman Brothers Band, Derek & The Dominoes)
Eric Clapton (Cream, Yardbirds, Blind Faith, Derek & The Dominoes)
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
Dickey Betts (The Allman Brothers Band, Dickey Betts & Great Southern)
Ritchie Blackmore (Deep Purple, Rainbow)
Joe Satriani
Jeff Beck (The Yardbirds, The Honeydrippers)
Chuck Berry
In 1980, 4 University of Georgia students in Athens, Georgia formed a rock band called REM...

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and yes, Dildo is an actual town on the Island of Newfoundland.


I notice some pranksters added the " inch marks to the mileage.
Some stories are from real life and some are fiction. When I do write fiction it is strongly influenced by the culture, mannerisms, attitudes and nuances of growing up in the southeastern USA or Deep South as some often say.
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This is why so many "enjoy" playing with "seasoned vets / experienced partners / matures / etc" .... Again, the "numbers" are irrelevant.


MILF mania will rock a guy's world!!!

I like to hum John Philip Sousa tunes while giving oral to my wife. She really gets off when I hum Stars and Stripes Forever. Of course I have to stop to do the ka-ching symbols clash at the end. Also humming the William Tell Overture sends her into orgasmic bliss.





Seriously, don't hum when doing oral sex.
I might caress my wife to wake her for some sex, but just start humping away in her, no way. She's usually the one nudging me awake for sex anyhow.
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I have been with 35 women or so. A few overlapping and some bookending each other.

Okay your turn.


Overlapping and bookending always makes it better.

To the question:

I always believed that practice makes perfect so I really don't care how many they slept with, just how good they are at doing what they do.

Rocky, Seven, Gran Torino, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Genres of music have become so fractured and are branching out in different directions. I had heard the name Kanye West before but really did not know what he did. Checked up on his music and no, I don't like it. You could torture me with that. I like real rock, mostly classic rock, blues, old-fashioned R&B, and country (love country). I also love classical music and have season tickets to the symphony. However, I can't stand hip-hop, but I realize that is just my personal tastes. Kanye West maybe King of hip hop and I really don't care, unless I was a financial investor in his business empire.

Taking a queue from what Sprite said above rock star used as a description, my goal in life is to be a rock star of business, a capitalistic superstar.
Happy Birthday to a Lush icon and a good friend! Have a great one!!!


Some are born that way and for some it is learned behavior. We know sociopaths are born that way.
hmmmm... don't like to see baggy clothes on women, not attractive. Nose rings! They look like boogers! Ring below the lower lip. NO!

I really don't care what men wear but I do laugh at guys in skinny pencil jeans, socks with sandals, and Pee Wee Herman suits.
When I have to send a story back I try my best to clearly state the reasons why and what you can do to correct it. We try to attach appropriate links that explain things such as paragraphing, proper dialogue sentences and such, but sometimes writers need more help than that. Unfortunately time restraints limit what we can do as story verifiers. We are just Lush members doing voluntary work. Its never fun to have to send a story back.

It would be a good idea for writers to group up and form proofing circles to help each other out and proof each other's work. I always use a another member to proofread my stories before I post them. Having another reader look over your story is priceless. They always catch some things the author misses.

If you need help with grammar look for a Lush friend who is good at that and ask them to help you out.
All the great ones are dead or old. I guess that's why I've gone country!
My wife and I have been to a sex club in Atlanta. We weren't there to swap, instead just enjoyed watching others.
I wake up from the alarm at either 5 or 5:30 am 5 days a week to run and work out before going to the office. I go to bed around 11:00 pm - Midnight, so never enough sleep. I usually get a little more on the weekend. Sometimes I go through agonizing periods of insomnia. I hate that!
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Thanks for your feedback, Buz. First, there's nothing Hollywood about my statement. Having lived in both Alabama and Mississippi recently, I stand by my statement. Second, I didn't say anything about women of any color not being hot or sexy. I think I said I didn't care what color my woman was which should indicate that you and I are in agreement. Thanks.


Having lived my entire life in the south, traveling it extensively for business along with California and the rest of the country, I've encountered more real racism in northern states than anywhere and seen my share on the west coast, every bit the equal of anywhere in the south if not more. One thing I despise is racism and bigotry.
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It's cool in Hollywood and Manhattan. Not so much in Mississippi or Alabama. But, I personally could care less what color my woman is...as long as she's all woman.


Obviously Garrett you don't know much about Mississippi and Alabama. You really need to get past stupid ignorant Hollywood movie stereotypes. Interracial sex is just as common in Mississippi and Alabama, probably more so than in Hollywood or Manhattan. With a more equally balanced interracial population there are probably many more interracial opportunities in Mississippi and Alabama also.

Women of all races are hot! I've never had a bad interracial sex experience and cherish many fond memories.
Many of us have professional careers to protect. Face it, society in general may attribute some negativity to one who writes hardcore erotic stories, masturbates online while having cybersex, or discusses sex in a forum. Lush gives us the ability and freedom to live out a part of our life that general society inhibits us from doing. shows your face to other people. Even though you think you can trust them you may regret that if you do. So NO face, no real names. I don't want to be put in some category with Carlos Danger, ie. Anthony Weiner, ex-US Congressman who emailed his weenie pics to women (not his wife) he met on the internet. His career is fucked! So for very important privacy reasons a great number of Lushies will and should protect their identities. If someone can't respect that then that is their own small-minded problem. Kudos to the women who are bright enough to protect themselves from depraved weirdo stalker goobers.
The Excorcist, Psycho and Carrie are the best of the lot to me. These movies never scare me but usually are kind of funny. I do love An American Werewolf in London. That movie is funny as hell. I love the line by the little English boy at the zoo telling his mother, "A naked American man stole my balloons." That'd be a great name for a song.

The Night of the Living Dead was shown as a fraternity party theme at my frat house in college. Good weed and a couple of kegs of beer makes it highly enjoyable. Being dressed as zombies make it even better.
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The last bit has been going through my mind as well, I thought we'd escalate the divorce rate 'cos we're used to fff. The bit about state by state. Also picked up in the previous comment, surprised me. I thought it was like civil rights and the indiividual states had no say. Over here a law is passed and that's it, it's the law.


Unless the US Congress decides to take up the issue and pass an amendment or a case gets before the US Supreme Court it is out of the hands of the federal government. Most issues like that are state to state in the USA. There can be a somewhat wide difference in some laws from state to state. For instance the death penalty is legal in approximately 35 states but illegal in about 15. (I've forget the exact number but its in that range.) Democracy, individual liberties, state's rights and responsibilities and federal ones are always an issue and a work in progress. Personally I like a good balance between federal and state's rights on laws. I hate for one entity to be too all-powerful. But I would like to see gay marriage get okay'd in all 50 states.

If it became a constitutional issue as an amendment, all it takes is two-thirds of the states to pass the amendment and it officlally becomes a US Constitutional Amendment.
The elder ex-President George H. Bush attended a gay wedding and signed the document as a witness just a few days ago. I'm all for gays getting married. Why not? Best wishes for happiness!

The city of Atlanta voted for it, but its just a token, not legally bonding, as the state of Georgia has to pass such legislation. Right now a statewide referendum would be close, very close as polls have put it at close to a 50-50 for and against with Georgia voters. In time that percentage should change in favor of gay marriage, probably not long. There are 50 states in the USA, a few already have legalized gay marriage. Such a thing is usually a state-by-state issue in our system.

Just a word of caution though. The divorce lawyers also support gay marriage, but maybe not for the same reasons the rest of us do.
Oh c'mon, it's just an orgasm.

The made me do it.