I had enough of those kind of teen dramas in high school. A girlfriend of two weeks or even two months giving ultimatums would have to go. Even my wife doesn't give me ultimatums nor I to her. That is not conducive to a healthy relationship. (And don't do that 'relationship talk' either.)
Tonight I had pan fried mountain trout, steamed pole beans, fried green tomatoes, mashed potatoes, a homemade hot fluffy buttermilk biscuit covered in honey, sweet tea, and a heated piece of chocolate pie for dessert.
Superficial looks work for me. A brainless beauty though, isn't going to earn any staying power. But I do want the entire package and I'm married to it.
Now to boobs or body? Body! She can have tiny titties or big honkers, but I want the firm ass, shapely legs and small waist, first. Truthfully, my wife is as ripped as I am. Just something we are into. To each their own, no complaints.
Bananas are good to keep the potassium up, and of course eat something high in protein, because that is what your body uses to build muscle. Your body will adapt to the soreness. I have worked out for a number of years, and I am to the point that I feel a constant twinge of soreness and actually crave it. Working out lowers your blood pressure which is important to having a long healthy life. And it makes you look a lot better and feel better about yourself.
As long as you keep the furniture clean and sanitary I am fine with it. Nekkid all you want!
My wife owns a few pairs of shorts but she owns a ridiculous number of short skirts & dresses. She has great legs!
Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? 27
Have you done anything sexual in a:
Car? Of course I have!
Pickup Truck? Absolutely! I'm from Georgia. I own a pickup and its a great multi-purpose vehicle.
Limousine? Yes! A limo is a great place to fuck!
Tractor Trailer Truck? No
Delivery Truck? No
Fire or Ambulance Vehicle? No
Taxi Cab? Yes. Recently in fact.
Police Car? No
School Bus? No
Rental Car? Yes
Any Other Mode of Transport? Yes (trains & planes!) OH! and boats – both motor bot & sailboat!
Where was the vehicle parked when you had sex in it? Well the boat was anchored.
Secluded parking lot? Yes (parking decks are good!)
Public parking lot? Yes
Deserted back road? Yes, too many times to remember.
At a drive-in theater? Yes, but they are hard to find, but yes.
In a garage? Yes
In a driveway? Yes
On the side of a roadway? Yes
At a freeway rest stop? NO!
Any other place not listed? Yes
What have you done in a vehicle:
Masturbated? No
Heavy petting? Yes
Blowjob? Received one yes!
Fingered? Yes
Handjob? Received one yes!
69? Yes
Fucking? Yes
Did you:
Get completely naked? Sometimes
Left just a shirt on? Yea
Left just socks on? Socks? Who wears socks?
Just removed underwear/panties? Yes. I've tossed those out the window before.
Where in the vehicle did you do it?
Front seat? Yes
Back seat? Yes
In the bed of a pickup? Yes (Tip: carry an inflatable air mattress & a blanket in your truck.)
On top of the hood? Yes
On top of the trunk? Yes
On the roof of the car? No
What positions have you tried in a vehicle? Too many to remember
Have you ever gotten caught by:
Cops? Almost but no
Friends? Yes
Strangers? Yes
Parents? No
Siblings? No
Someone else not listed? The NSA is always watching
If you got caught did you:
Stop everything and leave? No
Keep going at it? Yes
Hide until they were gone? No
Get arrested? No
Have your parents called? No
Get seen while actually fucking? Yes, lots of times
Get seen completely naked? Yep, been there, my bare shiny ass has been on display.
Did the vehicle you were in belong to:
You? Yes
Your partner? Yes
Parents? No
Work? Kind of (I have full-time use of a company car)
A rental company? Yes
Other? Yes
After you were done did the vehicle:
Smell like sex, sweat and cum? Probably so, ask the detail guys.
Have completely fogged up windows? Steamy as hell
Had handprints on the windows? Guilty as charged
Not start or run out of gas? No
Need significant cleaning? Yessiree!
Have you had sex in a vehicle to celebrate:
Birthday? Yes
Anniversary? Of course!!!
Prom/Graduation? Yes, I've done that.
Wedding? Mile high club on the plane? Yep!
Engagement? No
Valentine's Day? Yes
New Year's Eve? Oh hell yes!
Was your first sexual experience in a vehicle? Yea kind of started there, blanket on the ground next to the vehicle. We fumbled around mostly.
Was there any particular vehicle that was the best to have sex in? Bigger the better.
Do you always "christen" every new vehicle you buy? No, well I guess now that I think about, they all have been chrisened, except my motorcycles.
Have you ever encountered other people having sex in a vehicle? Of course.
Have you ever given or received "road head"? Absolutely I have! Lots of times.
Have you ever masturbated and had a huge shuttering orgasm while driving? No, no jerking off while driving.
When was the last time you had sex in a vehicle? Just a few weeks ago in a taxi.
Does the thought or memories of sex in a car make you horny even today? Anything makes me horny.
Would you ever allow your teenage daughter to have a date at a drive-in? I doubt there will be any drive-ins left by then.
Approximately how many times have you had some sort of sex in a vehicle? I have no idea, way too many to count or even remember.
Any exciting stories you'd like share? Read 'Getting Nekkid With a Cheerleader' for one of mine. I don't have time to tell about them.
It is definitely NOT cheating or unnatural. Go for it dude!
I am not lying at all when I tell you that I cannot have an orgasm with a condom on. They kill sensitivity and they kind of hurt. I can go until I drop or droop or both, but that takes the fun out of it. When I have had to use a condom I have always had to either get her to finish me orally or by hand or take matters into my own hand. At that point you just want relief. I really do hate to use condoms for that reason. Thank goodness I am married and don't have to use those awful things. Though they have their purpose. Sex is better sans rubber!
Equal opportunity insults:
'I hope your tiny pecker falls off douchebag!'
'May your snatch dry up and crack!'
As authors we all sometimes struggle to title our stories at times and then at other times they come easily.
What are your favorite 2 story titles of your own stories and why?
Also, what are your 2 most successful story titles, either in acclaim or attracting views?
My own 2 favorite story titles are In The Land Of Salvation And Sin and The Neapolitan. Both titles came to me as I was driving and listening to music and I built my story concepts based on that. The Neapolitan is probably my most overall successful story thus far, it has over 21,000 views and I received an EP Award for it. I just felt that they were my most creative story titles.
The story title that has generated the most views for me is, My Girlfriend Shoved a Vibrator Up My Ass. Several members actually hated that title. I had one person pm me and say that she wouldn't even read it because of the title. Right now it has more views than any other of my stories at over 42,000, and earned me the Famous Story Badge. Barely behind it in views is Revenge Sex Gangbang, which I think has been 'favorited' by more people than any of my other stories.
I look forward to reading your thoughts on your own story titles.
Don't worry about it. Sometimes you just have to say 'hold on tight' and then pop a wheelie while she's on the back of your bike. She may not want you to skydive but 'fuck it', do it anyhow. Life has got to be fun, and predictable is boring.
I saw on TV that the store owner thought there might have been a miscommunication issue due to language differences. I have no idea as I wasn't there. Usually the color of money preempts any other color bias. I hope there was no racism involved.
I have never seen an episode of Oprah Winfrey's TV Show, but like someone mentioned above, I thought she did a good job acting in The Color Purple. I really don't know very much about her except that she is a highly successful capitalist. I admire that.
What Byron posted made me think of an episode of The Cosby Show, where Dr. Huxtable takes his son, Theo, with him to buy a new car. Dr. Huxtable dresses way down in some yard work clothes to make the car salesman think he doesn't have much money. However, while he is negotiating with the salesman, Theo lets it slip that his Dad is a doctor. The car salesman's face lights up thinking he can get away with charging more for the car.
Most of what I suggest will be more geared toward the guys, but ladies please post any ideas or suggestions also. You may have some great tips to share with the other women or the guys too.
I do travel for my job sometimes and always try to pack as light as possible. I have to wear a suit & tie. The first time I tried to pack a suit, it came out wrinkled. I have discovered that there are several videos and websites instructing the proper way to fold a suit to place in your suitcase. If done properly it will not come out wrinkled. There are several videos on Youtube that help with this. Also, Esquire Magazine has featured illustrated instructions in past issues. You can also use the same sources for the proper folding of your dress shirts. Ties and socks are easy.
I only carry 2 bags when I travel by plane. One suitcase (not large) and one carry on bag (big enough to also hold my laptop.) I usually check with the hotel to find out if they have an iron and ironing board in the room and offer dry cleaning. You never know when you will need those. If they don't have an iron in the room, I usually will pack a small travel iron. It is very important to look impeccable when trying to impress a client. You are trying to earn their money.
I also carry a small men's manicure set and one of those battery powered ear & nose trimmers. If you don't trust the toothpaste, shampoo & mouthwash they provide at the hotel, you can buy those little travel size bottles & tubes at most grocery stores, pharmacies, or Target.
When I travel to Europe I always take a plug-in conversion kit for my electric razor.
A while back I made up a checklist of things to pack, because these out-of-town trips often come up very suddenly and you don't have much time to get ready or plan. I also had someone more experienced than me, suggest that when taking any large or bulky presentation material, to Fed Ex them to your hotel destination rather than take a chance with baggage handlers at the airport.
So what are some things you do or any advice any of you have?
Dyslexia and a hearing defect. I'm also a bit stubborn.
